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Jeremy Riffle
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6x NaNoWriMo winner. Aspiring Jeopardy! champion. LLama. Pro-TLJ Star Wars fan. Runaway spice miner on Kessel. Bacon number: 2.

Barack Obama's account followed me on that other site.
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2026 is going to be a *great* year to run for office. @runforsomething.net will help you. Filing deadlines are coming up fast - it's just barely not too late to get started. runforwhat.net
Where Can I Run by Run for Something
Take the next step: Look up offices you can run for
runforwhat.net
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Commander in Sleep
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Seasons greetings from Stardew Valley...
🎮 Last Video Game you played is where you're spending your holiday... Where are you going?
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Creating stickers to sell of my Wood Duck painting that I have now gotten back from the Federal Duck Stamp Contest people! Buy one, on sale for $4. They are 3" and rectangular. If you want me to mail it, add $1.50. Message me here or other places on the internet
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?

NORTH: Yellowknife, NWT, Canada
SOUTH: Dunedin, New Zealand
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?

NORTH: Oslo, Norway
SOUTH: Melbourne, Australia
What is the farthest north and south you have ever been?

NORTH: St. Petersburg Russia
SOUTH: Sydney, Australia

(For western hemisphere I got Saskatoon & Rio)
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Do you live in Tennessee, Georgia or New Jersey?

There might be an election for YOU on Tuesday!

Or you might know someone who has an election on Tuesday!
a VERY busy Tuesday ahead.
Quick reminder about this Tuesday's (12/2) Special Elections:

#TN07*
Atlanta, GA City Council & School Board
Roswell, GA Mayor*
Sandy Springs, GA Mayor
South Fulton, GA Mayor/City Council
Jersey City, NJ Mayor/City Council
Hoboken, NJ Mayor

*Races deemed 'flippable'
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November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Makes you think
Both taken this weekend:
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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“One of me is going to betray you”
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
a lot of you are spending your sunday staying focused on Lane when what you should be doing is staying in your lane on the path to the Lord's eternal embrace
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker

✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I think it's obvious that the reason for Lane Kiffin not announcing The Decision yet is that he's still working on the Cajun accent.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I think it's obvious that the reason for Lane Kiffin not announcing The Decision yet is that he's still working on the Cajun accent.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Don't let it slip by anyone that both the Senate and House Armed Services Committees - GOP & DEM - refer to the Pentagon using the correct name of Department of DEFENSE not War.

Proper and lawful direct thumb in the eye to the Trump Administration.
Now Senate Armed Services Committee and House Armed Services Committee - vow "vigorous oversight" and "full accounting" of Secretary Hegseth's alleged "kill them all" order and double-strike operation.

Rare joint statements by GOP Chairman and Ranking Member on both committees
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm pretty sure I swore at a greater rate on that other site. I guess Bluesky brings out the classy in me...
@jemriffster.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2 profanities in their last 456 posts.

🥇 "damn" (1 times)
🥈 "shit" (1 times)
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
All right, @profanity.accountant, it's been some 8 months since I last tagged you. How much more swearing have I done?
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I keep saying if you want a better opposition party, the time to make sure that happens is now. You can get involved, no one is stopping you!
I find the 'the Democrats won't do anything' doomer line annoying, because the Democrats will be who you make them - look how much the GOP changed over the past decade!

Right now the party feels immovable but the moment it has a presidential nominee, it will be whatever that person is.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Hi everybody,

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Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.

This is, somehow, feasible.

So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487

Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM