MechaDane
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young republicans love writing newspaper articles called like “What Liberty Remains On These Shores For Thee?” and it’s about how women over 5’4” should be executed
February 2, 2026 at 6:09 AM
young republicans love writing newspaper articles called like “What Liberty Remains On These Shores For Thee?” and it’s about how women over 5’4” should be executed
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"Can't we just bomb Iran into being more free, more civilised, more like us?" Asks the entire West without even a hint of irony, self awareness or historical context.
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"Can't we just bomb Iran into being more free, more civilised, more like us?" Asks the entire West without even a hint of irony, self awareness or historical context.
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it’s a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
it’s a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater
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Epstein: Elon, this is the way to our little menagerie
Elon: harambe haha do you know da wey
Epstein: what's that buddy?
Henry Kissinger: this is no laughing matter
Elon: harambe haha do you know da wey
Epstein: what's that buddy?
Henry Kissinger: this is no laughing matter
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Epstein: Elon, this is the way to our little menagerie
Elon: harambe haha do you know da wey
Epstein: what's that buddy?
Henry Kissinger: this is no laughing matter
Elon: harambe haha do you know da wey
Epstein: what's that buddy?
Henry Kissinger: this is no laughing matter
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Just one day of it not being some bullshit would be awesome
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Just one day of it not being some bullshit would be awesome
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We knew this from the 1950's boom but the boomer generation pulled up the ladder after themselves, are still running things, and refuse to create social benefits.
2022: Massachusetts enacts a 4% tax on millionaires. Critics predict catastrophe.
2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty.
Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...
2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty.
Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...
Fixing the $12 Billion Lie
How Mayor Mamdani Plans to Fix NYC's Existential Budget Crisis—And Why It Affects Every Single American Nationwide
www.qasimrashid.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 PM
We knew this from the 1950's boom but the boomer generation pulled up the ladder after themselves, are still running things, and refuse to create social benefits.
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w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
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Our enemies are perpetually aggrieved and perpetually concussed. We will win
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Our enemies are perpetually aggrieved and perpetually concussed. We will win
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
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he's not going to die in office
January 21, 2026 at 11:07 AM
he's not going to die in office
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
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FOGHORN LEGHORN: now listen here boy yuh character is ENCUMBERED, she done picked up too many gold coins an such! her speed is halved, that there MINO-tauw is closing in and she's draggin ass like a mudskipper at high tide!!!
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
FOGHORN LEGHORN: now listen here boy yuh character is ENCUMBERED, she done picked up too many gold coins an such! her speed is halved, that there MINO-tauw is closing in and she's draggin ass like a mudskipper at high tide!!!
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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I could easily drink 30-40 beers here.
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I could easily drink 30-40 beers here.
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Thinking about this once again
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Thinking about this once again
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Hey members of Congress, still got that scrap of paper? Because I'm beginning to think you all left it blank and there is no action Trump could take for you to support impeaching him.
Every Democrat in Congress who won't yet impeach or vote to remove Trump from office needs to write on a piece of paper what it would take to change their minds and store it away. Trump will eventually cross that line and you need to be ready to act without delay.
NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hey members of Congress, still got that scrap of paper? Because I'm beginning to think you all left it blank and there is no action Trump could take for you to support impeaching him.
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I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. NEVERMIND. I MEAN PANAMA. WAIT. I MEAN GREENLAND. WAIT NO I MEAN TEHRAN. HOLD ON. VENEZUELA. FORGET THAT. NIGERIA. OH WAIT. TEHRAN AGAIN.
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. NEVERMIND. I MEAN PANAMA. WAIT. I MEAN GREENLAND. WAIT NO I MEAN TEHRAN. HOLD ON. VENEZUELA. FORGET THAT. NIGERIA. OH WAIT. TEHRAN AGAIN.
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Well 2025 was an awful year but thank god all the problems will be solved by the 2026 US presidential election
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Well 2025 was an awful year but thank god all the problems will be solved by the 2026 US presidential election