Jerque Cousteau
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Wild how Noahidea & Dick Handy are huge fans of @scottwiener.bsky.social and likely see Wiener's reluctant acknowledgement of the Gaza genocide and his tepid statements on the educator strike as either weakness or lies.
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Wild how Noahidea & Dick Handy are huge fans of @scottwiener.bsky.social and likely see Wiener's reluctant acknowledgement of the Gaza genocide and his tepid statements on the educator strike as either weakness or lies.
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
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Very interesting! Would explain why all he can do about every public school being closed due to a strike is demand “both sides get back to the table”. He’s a thought and prayers type of mayor.
I think it’s important that folks know before he was mayor, Daniel Lurie courted large donations from tech CEO’s for programs to undercut public education.
Like this “innovative” solution to preschool where poor kids were shoved onto a bus in the parking lot of an Oakland charter school.
Like this “innovative” solution to preschool where poor kids were shoved onto a bus in the parking lot of an Oakland charter school.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Very interesting! Would explain why all he can do about every public school being closed due to a strike is demand “both sides get back to the table”. He’s a thought and prayers type of mayor.
I think it’s important that folks know before he was mayor, Daniel Lurie courted large donations from tech CEO’s for programs to undercut public education.
Like this “innovative” solution to preschool where poor kids were shoved onto a bus in the parking lot of an Oakland charter school.
Like this “innovative” solution to preschool where poor kids were shoved onto a bus in the parking lot of an Oakland charter school.
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I think it’s important that folks know before he was mayor, Daniel Lurie courted large donations from tech CEO’s for programs to undercut public education.
Like this “innovative” solution to preschool where poor kids were shoved onto a bus in the parking lot of an Oakland charter school.
Like this “innovative” solution to preschool where poor kids were shoved onto a bus in the parking lot of an Oakland charter school.
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please stop supporting the surveillance state
ring supports ice and they will give them information from your cameras without your permission
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
please stop supporting the surveillance state
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I was shown these about 5 seconds after opening my eyes this morning. In fact, my wife might have started describing them while I was technically asleep.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I was shown these about 5 seconds after opening my eyes this morning. In fact, my wife might have started describing them while I was technically asleep.
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SFUSD teachers still on strike! Bringing breakfast to striking teachers at my neighborhood school was the easiest & most heartwarming thing I've done in ages.
Valentine’s Day Cards for striking teachers in SFUSD:
❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
SFUSD teachers still on strike! Bringing breakfast to striking teachers at my neighborhood school was the easiest & most heartwarming thing I've done in ages.
Valentine’s Day Cards for striking teachers in SFUSD:
❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Valentine’s Day Cards for striking teachers in SFUSD:
❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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“In essence, there is now a zone of elite impunity for the Jeffrey Epstein class, but poorer Americans are increasingly subject to a host of restrictions and state violence.”
Why America Spends Billions Policing Immigrants — And Pennies Policing Corporations
From Minneapolis to Davos, the state shows who it polices — and who it protects.
www.levernews.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
“In essence, there is now a zone of elite impunity for the Jeffrey Epstein class, but poorer Americans are increasingly subject to a host of restrictions and state violence.”
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Meredith has an op-ed in the Chronicle today. She opines that we are simply doing CTA's bidding, mischaracterizes the current state of negotiations, and proposes no more strikes because they're hard "parents like me" (...rich people who don't like their children?)
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Meredith has an op-ed in the Chronicle today. She opines that we are simply doing CTA's bidding, mischaracterizes the current state of negotiations, and proposes no more strikes because they're hard "parents like me" (...rich people who don't like their children?)
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Oh so the centimillionaire who runs a billion-funded Astroturf group thinks teacher strikes should be illegal? Wow I'm shocked
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Oh so the centimillionaire who runs a billion-funded Astroturf group thinks teacher strikes should be illegal? Wow I'm shocked
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No this is Wyden publicizing to the world that he wants the Tulsi Gabbard whistleblower report Clever tactic since this letter is unnecessary
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
No this is Wyden publicizing to the world that he wants the Tulsi Gabbard whistleblower report Clever tactic since this letter is unnecessary
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I have something on my calendar that says "call Peter" at 10:30 I have no idea who Peter is or what it's about
sorry to this man
sorry to this man
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I have something on my calendar that says "call Peter" at 10:30 I have no idea who Peter is or what it's about
sorry to this man
sorry to this man
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It really brings me joy to cause a little ruckus. It's not going to change anything maybe but I like our unrepresented management to have to spend some time responding to press inquiries
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
It really brings me joy to cause a little ruckus. It's not going to change anything maybe but I like our unrepresented management to have to spend some time responding to press inquiries
@violintuner.bsky.social found the Open AI contract burying in the consent calendar of the draft agenda- and discovered the redacted price and retroactive date. Pretty shady of Maria to claim that this was free. 🤔
@jerquecousteau.bsky.social found the SBUSD contract that the SFUSD one referenced. The cost was probably around $228 a license (2.7m), but we pay $324 a license for Gemini so it could've been more! SFUSD remains remarkably spendthrift with everything but the people who do the work!
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
@violintuner.bsky.social found the Open AI contract burying in the consent calendar of the draft agenda- and discovered the redacted price and retroactive date. Pretty shady of Maria to claim that this was free. 🤔
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@jerquecousteau.bsky.social found the SBUSD contract that the SFUSD one referenced. The cost was probably around $228 a license (2.7m), but we pay $324 a license for Gemini so it could've been more! SFUSD remains remarkably spendthrift with everything but the people who do the work!
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
@jerquecousteau.bsky.social found the SBUSD contract that the SFUSD one referenced. The cost was probably around $228 a license (2.7m), but we pay $324 a license for Gemini so it could've been more! SFUSD remains remarkably spendthrift with everything but the people who do the work!
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Oh no don't throw Pete under the bus, he's my favorite dunce in this confederacy of dunces. C'mon
Cracks are beginning to show in the relationship between Donald Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.
Cracks show as Pete Hegseth now seen as 'maybe out of step' with Trump: report
Cracks are beginning to show in the relationship between Donald Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. The pair cannot find common ground following the recent spike in Immigrant and Customs Enforcement activity, according to a report Monday. While the president appears to be quietly walking ba...
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February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Oh no don't throw Pete under the bus, he's my favorite dunce in this confederacy of dunces. C'mon
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At this point I won’t be surprised if we find out Epstein created Bitcoin to destroy the dollar.
I hate it here lmfao.
I hate it here lmfao.
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
At this point I won’t be surprised if we find out Epstein created Bitcoin to destroy the dollar.
I hate it here lmfao.
I hate it here lmfao.
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give them to me give me the poptarts that make you jacked
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February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
give them to me give me the poptarts that make you jacked
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After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
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Strangely enough they are not responding to comments about the OpenAI contract, which I'm sure is because it is extremely above-board and defensible and not because it raises questions like "Why didn't we bid this" and "Why Hotmail" and "Cost [REDACTED]??????"
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Strangely enough they are not responding to comments about the OpenAI contract, which I'm sure is because it is extremely above-board and defensible and not because it raises questions like "Why didn't we bid this" and "Why Hotmail" and "Cost [REDACTED]??????"
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How good is social media going for SFUSD, you ask? SO GOOD that over on Facebook they've actually waded into the comments. Idk man we pay our PR folks enough to know better, but I love this for them
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
How good is social media going for SFUSD, you ask? SO GOOD that over on Facebook they've actually waded into the comments. Idk man we pay our PR folks enough to know better, but I love this for them