Jill Bernard
@jillybee72.bsky.social
twincitiesimprov.com is my pet project!
🗽Give us your killers, leeches and entitlement junkies, yearning to be free. 🗽
Reminder:
Noem gave $220 million of your tax dollars to a political consultancy group - that is closely tied to her own pockets - to create an ad campaign of her on horseback.
She refuses to answer questions about the expense b/c she insists she is entitled to spend DHS funds as she sees fit.
Noem gave $220 million of your tax dollars to a political consultancy group - that is closely tied to her own pockets - to create an ad campaign of her on horseback.
She refuses to answer questions about the expense b/c she insists she is entitled to spend DHS funds as she sees fit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
🗽Give us your killers, leeches and entitlement junkies, yearning to be free. 🗽
What in the Sean P. Barbabella is going on here?!
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
What in the Sean P. Barbabella is going on here?!
If you’re lonely and you worry no one is thinking of you — make an appointment with Uptown Dental. Just wait for the aggressive confirmation schedule.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you’re lonely and you worry no one is thinking of you — make an appointment with Uptown Dental. Just wait for the aggressive confirmation schedule.
When I was young we didn’t have AI, only ASCII.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
When I was young we didn’t have AI, only ASCII.
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Reposted by Jill Bernard
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
I wonder who was the first bigot? Was there someone in a cave hating on people in other caves billions of years ago?
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I wonder who was the first bigot? Was there someone in a cave hating on people in other caves billions of years ago?
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
If immigrants are taking American jobs can someone come work a register at this Five Below? We’re all struggling with this self-check thx
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If immigrants are taking American jobs can someone come work a register at this Five Below? We’re all struggling with this self-check thx
Gramma was born the year Grover Cleveland was elected.
The beloved Galapagos tortoise named Gramma, the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo at an estimated 141 years, has died.
Gramma the Galápagos tortoise, oldest resident of San Diego Zoo, dies at about 141
The beloved Galápagos tortoise named Gramma that was the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo at an estimated 141 years has died. Zoo officials say she died on Nov. 20.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Gramma was born the year Grover Cleveland was elected.
Wow, I got rejected from a job I applied for in July and forgot all about. I guess it’s nice that they reached out but yeah, I know you “went a different direction.” You can’t break up with me, I didn’t know we were dating!
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Wow, I got rejected from a job I applied for in July and forgot all about. I guess it’s nice that they reached out but yeah, I know you “went a different direction.” You can’t break up with me, I didn’t know we were dating!
Thank you to every professional hairstylist and barber in the world for refusing to cut Elon Musk’s hair. Hold the line!
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Thank you to every professional hairstylist and barber in the world for refusing to cut Elon Musk’s hair. Hold the line!
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November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Every obituary I’ve seen has used a different picture capturing the artist fully engulfed in life-changing world-shaking musical creation.
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached defiance, joy and endurance in such classics as "Many Rivers to Cross," "You Can Get it If You Really Want" and "Vietnam," and starred in the landmark movie "The Harder They Come," has died at 81.
Jimmy Cliff, reggae giant and star of landmark film 'The Harder They Come,' dead at 81
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached defiance, joy and endurance in such classics as “Many Rivers to Cross,” “You Can Get it If You Really Want” and “Vietnam” and starred in the landmark movie “The Harder They Come,” has died at 81.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Every obituary I’ve seen has used a different picture capturing the artist fully engulfed in life-changing world-shaking musical creation.
Reposted by Jill Bernard
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached defiance, joy and endurance in such classics as "Many Rivers to Cross," "You Can Get it If You Really Want" and "Vietnam," and starred in the landmark movie "The Harder They Come," has died at 81.
Jimmy Cliff, reggae giant and star of landmark film 'The Harder They Come,' dead at 81
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached defiance, joy and endurance in such classics as “Many Rivers to Cross,” “You Can Get it If You Really Want” and “Vietnam” and starred in the landmark movie “The Harder They Come,” has died at 81.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached defiance, joy and endurance in such classics as "Many Rivers to Cross," "You Can Get it If You Really Want" and "Vietnam," and starred in the landmark movie "The Harder They Come," has died at 81.
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Trans people are disproportionately targeted by the carceral system: 1 in 6 trans people have been incarcerated at some point, including nearly half of Black trans people.
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Trans people are disproportionately targeted by the carceral system: 1 in 6 trans people have been incarcerated at some point, including nearly half of Black trans people.
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
I want to talk to everyone on this #6 bus about the route going away but it’s 6:45am on a Saturday, stranger chats are not the vibe.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I want to talk to everyone on this #6 bus about the route going away but it’s 6:45am on a Saturday, stranger chats are not the vibe.
I’m trying to raise $185 for Strike Theater in one day although nothing of the sort has ever been accomplished before.
give.mn/avt72g
give.mn/avt72g
Support 185 bucks for Strike on GiveMN
Let’s raise $185!
That’s our favorite number and Strike is our favorite theater!
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November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m trying to raise $185 for Strike Theater in one day although nothing of the sort has ever been accomplished before.
give.mn/avt72g
give.mn/avt72g
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Research by the University of Minnesota's Mapping Prejudice Project has uncovered hundreds of racist property deeds in Sherburne County. Nearly all the properties were clustered around lakes, and 90 percent were added after 1948. Racial covenants became illegal in Minnesota in 1953.
U of M’s Mapping Prejudice Project reveals racist deeds around Sherburne County lakes
Researchers found 356 properties with racial covenants in Sherburne County, nearly all clustered around lakes. Most were added after 1948, when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled such restrictions were unen...
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November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Research by the University of Minnesota's Mapping Prejudice Project has uncovered hundreds of racist property deeds in Sherburne County. Nearly all the properties were clustered around lakes, and 90 percent were added after 1948. Racial covenants became illegal in Minnesota in 1953.
Oh no someone asked me what I was thinking about and I was honest and told them I was trying to think of three syllable words, maybe that’s weird.
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh no someone asked me what I was thinking about and I was honest and told them I was trying to think of three syllable words, maybe that’s weird.
Fingernails are so funny. After all these millennia of evolution we are still trying to grow fearsome claws? Give it up, sweetie!
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fingernails are so funny. After all these millennia of evolution we are still trying to grow fearsome claws? Give it up, sweetie!
My dad called me at 1:21pm because I wasn’t there to pick him up at 1:20pm. You can hear in the voicemail when he notices I’m right fucking there, ha ha. Anxiety disorders are great, everyone should get one.
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My dad called me at 1:21pm because I wasn’t there to pick him up at 1:20pm. You can hear in the voicemail when he notices I’m right fucking there, ha ha. Anxiety disorders are great, everyone should get one.
If even one man would come forward and say, yes, I was on Epstein's island and this is what I saw. Can you imagine? Even one sack of shit having half a vertebrae?
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If even one man would come forward and say, yes, I was on Epstein's island and this is what I saw. Can you imagine? Even one sack of shit having half a vertebrae?
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Wow this is blowing up, please visit twincitiesimprov.com to find out improv shows in and around Minneapolis & St Paul
April 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Wow this is blowing up, please visit twincitiesimprov.com to find out improv shows in and around Minneapolis & St Paul