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Joanna M. Lawrie

@joannamlawrie.bsky.social

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Author, artist, and cat minion. Now with a site on the web https://joannamlawrie.co.uk, Linktree at https://linktr.ee/joannamlawrie

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Joanna M. Lawrie @joannamlawrie.bsky.social · Jul 31

My digital art commissions are open! My speciality is animals but I do also enjoy portraits and the occasional plushie! Reply or message me if you’d like a commission. My rates are:
Pet (no background): $45
Human (“ “): $60
Plushie (“ “): $50
Multiples rates ad hoc.

A digital painting of a man with light blue hair holding some flowers up to his mouth.

A digital painting of a multicoloured cat, curled up with one green eye cracked open

A digital painting of three plushies: a panda, a pink bunny, and a bee

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13h

Portrait of a heterochromic cat. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1908.

Black and white studio portrait photo of a medium haired white cat with one dark and one light eye. It sits up on a table or something similar draped with dark cloth against a dark background, producing a nice contrast to the white fur.

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Joanna M. Lawrie @joannamlawrie.bsky.social · 1d

🎵 SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF BEES
AND BAD DREAMS ARE MADE OF BEES
TRAVEL THE WORLD AND IT’S MADE OF BEES
EVERYTHING IS MADE OF BEES 🎶

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Thomas @thomasfuchs.at · 2d

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images.

trick OR treat
trick AND treat
trick XOR treat
trick NOR treat
trick NAND treat
trick XNOR treat

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 1d

Alan Moore knows the score

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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 3d

oh my god

"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles."

I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.

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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · Dec 18

Do you think Dracula ever forgets his coffin is shut and sits up and hits his head?

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · Jan 14

I don't like it when Godzilla fights the other monsters. I'd rather see them settle their differences on the dance floor.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · Aug 28

Dracula turns into a bat to avoid detection or for selfish personal travel purposes, whereas I would turn into a bat to pollinate local plants and help balance our precious ecosystem. Just one of several ways that I am morally superior to Dracula.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 3d

so wonderful when that spark of a novel idea hits you and it all clicks into place and you think THATS THE ONE. mostly because you cant force it. just have to wait and then eventually the timeline says 'here you go, heres a diamond that was floating by.' anyway, caught a diamond today. very exciting

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4d

You should be able to do October all over again if the vibes were off

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Joanna M. Lawrie @joannamlawrie.bsky.social · 4d

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

(Sorry but I am extremely basic)

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4d

A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 5d

sure, why not

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 5d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

www.wapt.com

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 6d

A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.

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Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 6d

using the scariest ink colour i own to paint werepire portraiture. let’s get seasonal! happy bat appreciation week!

twitch.tv/samikelsh
#artstream

Pencil sketches of a werewolf and vampire bat on a studio desk with “werewolf blood” ink and decorative gourds

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Joanna M. Lawrie @joannamlawrie.bsky.social · 7d

More art! A portrait of the artist’s cat, Jimmy (oil pastel on canvas board, 7.87” x 9.84”)

Remember all pieces are available to purchase! Contact details on my website ☺️

joannamlawrie.co.uk

#art #artist #oilpastel #oilpasteloncanvasboard #cat #catart #portrait #catportrait

An oil pastel drawing of a black cat with Very Big Eyes. He was staring at my chicken longingly.

Joanna M. Lawrie @joannamlawrie.bsky.social · 8d

Feeling ~*~inspired~*~ with oil pastels at the moment 🥰☺️
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#art #artist #oilpastels #artforsale #oilpasteloncanvas #warwickcastle #warwickshire

An oil pastel art of Warwick castle, with trees surrounding it and the reflection in the water below

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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 8d

🪾🍂🕯️✨💀
Over The Garden Wall

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Joanna M. Lawrie @joannamlawrie.bsky.social · 8d

One of the new arts: the Carloway Broch, (oil pastel on canvas board, 7.87” x 7.87”), a ruined fortified building on the Isle of Lewis.

Joanna M. Lawrie @joannamlawrie.bsky.social · 8d

I have Updated my Webbed Site!!!! All my art for sale is up there, as well as info about books, other stuff, and also things!

Idk just go check it out

Joanna M. Lawrie

Visit the post for more.

joannamlawrie.co.uk

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 10d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11d

More of this energy in general pls

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Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 12d

the gnome ghusbands are happy to be together on a beautiful night in the woods, with a cozy fire and cuddles to keep warm.
i’m late posting this for Bonfire Day of #streamink2025 but in my defense, i had a root canal yesterday and was busy spending the day in bed and carefully eating soup

#cuteart

Bookmark design of two gnome husbands sitting by a campfire in the woods at night. The left gnome has a long salt and pepper beard and a red hat, and his husband on the right has a blonde moustache and blue hat. They are seated on a log and holding hands in front of the cozy campfire. It is a clear night, and many stars are visible above the thick forest of evergreen trees.

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Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social · 13d

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Gina Bellman
@Ginabellman

I absolutely -definitely- positively was not in Paris Yesterday. #LouvreHeist.

[A photo of Gina Bellman sitting in an ornate restaurant holding a wine glass and wearing a red beret.]

(The joke here is that one of actress Gina Bellman's most famous roles over the last ten years is as a master thief, doing thievery.)

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13d

Best dressed couple. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of a young light skinned man with wavy hair, wearing a dark sports coat and tie, looking very dapper. A shorthaired black tuxedo cat is riding on his shoulders.

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