Joe Woodward
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BLM, ACAB, Land Back, Fucks Lawns, Unironically Praise The Sun, Fuck a Landlord, etc, etc
If Billy Corgan and Quentin Tarantino were in a room together who do you think would eat the other one first in an effort to feel like the smartest person in the room.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If Billy Corgan and Quentin Tarantino were in a room together who do you think would eat the other one first in an effort to feel like the smartest person in the room.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Felt like a fat bitch when I was putting two oatmeal raisin cookies on the outside of an ice cream sandwich, but now I feel like a happy fat bitch cuz I ate it
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Felt like a fat bitch when I was putting two oatmeal raisin cookies on the outside of an ice cream sandwich, but now I feel like a happy fat bitch cuz I ate it
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I’m sad to announce that the assistant managers have all been raptured
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m sad to announce that the assistant managers have all been raptured
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
everyone at work worrying that the productivity measuring tool is down
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
everyone at work worrying that the productivity measuring tool is down
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
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It's okay. You can use it to throw at an ICE agent.
That's legal.
That's legal.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It's okay. You can use it to throw at an ICE agent.
That's legal.
That's legal.
Roy Clark - 12th Street Rag
YouTube video by When The Cowboy Sings
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
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All I need to know…
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
All I need to know…
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Andrea Romano is the greatest voice director of all time
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Andrea Romano is the greatest voice director of all time
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so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
people that use the row of numbers above the keyboard instead of the number pad, I am judging you
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
people that use the row of numbers above the keyboard instead of the number pad, I am judging you
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Ok where do I download the 4Kids Entertainment apology form
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ok where do I download the 4Kids Entertainment apology form
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Every day I see an infographic that’s like “Oxygen Is Now Owned By SludgeCorp: How To Keep Breathing Without Letting It Drain Your Vital Essence“ and then I have to spend an hour of my precious life figuring out if it’s worth it to stop breathing
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every day I see an infographic that’s like “Oxygen Is Now Owned By SludgeCorp: How To Keep Breathing Without Letting It Drain Your Vital Essence“ and then I have to spend an hour of my precious life figuring out if it’s worth it to stop breathing
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Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
Gotta be a non zero amount of times someone has said “I’ll name her Sarah Lee” and another person said “Like the bread?”
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Gotta be a non zero amount of times someone has said “I’ll name her Sarah Lee” and another person said “Like the bread?”
New chapters of JJK and One Piece were fucking insane this week
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
New chapters of JJK and One Piece were fucking insane this week
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