Joe Woodward
@joewoodward.bsky.social
BLM, ACAB, Land Back, Fucks Lawns, Unironically Praise The Sun, Fuck a Landlord, etc, etc
How many doctors do you think have had to tell Jack White that they can't make his blood blue
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How many doctors do you think have had to tell Jack White that they can't make his blood blue
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
Stevie wonder currently the only ref at the lions game
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Stevie wonder currently the only ref at the lions game
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At least once a week I think about the bizarre Coolio cameo on Leprechaun: in da Hood where the main characters just point out he is in the room, he has no lines, and then is never mentioned or seen again
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
At least once a week I think about the bizarre Coolio cameo on Leprechaun: in da Hood where the main characters just point out he is in the room, he has no lines, and then is never mentioned or seen again
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
probably wouldn't even have to hit kash patel in the face that hard to pop an eye out
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
probably wouldn't even have to hit kash patel in the face that hard to pop an eye out
I bet hakeen jeffries make a dry ass mac n cheese
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I bet hakeen jeffries make a dry ass mac n cheese
Y'all, evolution is gonna be so dope when we all go extinct, they put hippos in fucking south america, let's go
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Y'all, evolution is gonna be so dope when we all go extinct, they put hippos in fucking south america, let's go
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If Billy Corgan and Quentin Tarantino were in a room together who do you think would eat the other one first in an effort to feel like the smartest person in the room.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If Billy Corgan and Quentin Tarantino were in a room together who do you think would eat the other one first in an effort to feel like the smartest person in the room.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Felt like a fat bitch when I was putting two oatmeal raisin cookies on the outside of an ice cream sandwich, but now I feel like a happy fat bitch cuz I ate it
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Felt like a fat bitch when I was putting two oatmeal raisin cookies on the outside of an ice cream sandwich, but now I feel like a happy fat bitch cuz I ate it
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I’m sad to announce that the assistant managers have all been raptured
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m sad to announce that the assistant managers have all been raptured
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
everyone at work worrying that the productivity measuring tool is down
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
everyone at work worrying that the productivity measuring tool is down
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
me who ain't checked that shit in 5 months:
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It's okay. You can use it to throw at an ICE agent.
That's legal.
That's legal.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It's okay. You can use it to throw at an ICE agent.
That's legal.
That's legal.
Roy Clark - 12th Street Rag
YouTube video by When The Cowboy Sings
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
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All I need to know…
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
All I need to know…
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Andrea Romano is the greatest voice director of all time
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Andrea Romano is the greatest voice director of all time
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so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them