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Gary
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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You dont know how quick I would yoke up any dude on the train saying "she just broke my meta glasses"
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
FIFA making a peace prize just so they can glaze our dipshit president is both completely insane and somehow unsurprising
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Fellas it's almost 2026, we can drop the "I'm not gay, but..." You can just appreciate hot dudes, your dick's not gonna fall off I promise
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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a serious sit-down with @fastcompany.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
At least once a week I think about the bizarre Coolio cameo on Leprechaun: in da Hood where the main characters just point out he is in the room, he has no lines, and then is never mentioned or seen again
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Every other set of Magic the Gathering is mid AF now that Rebecca Guay Bitterblossom Faerie is here
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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🥲
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM