John
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John
@johnsw.bsky.social
Just this guy, you know?
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In the difficult years ahead, we should remember that the snows of Olympus lie silent beneath the stars, waiting for our grandchildren.

- Arthur C. Clarke
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Clearly the talking snake had a few bites anyway.

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January 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Just a cute little picture to go with the information below…
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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300+ page printed manual with extensive reference sections.

This is what they took from us.
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Forgot to post this one
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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2025 sucked.

In hopes of a better 2026, I am pleased to present the 5th annual batshittery bingo card.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I've only just noticed that The Princess Bride is a Christmas film!
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Calls to strip pro-democracy activist Alaa Abd el-Fattah of his British citizenship pile torment on top of torture.

New piece by me on a dangerous and manufactured storm:

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Alaa Abd el-Fattah’s tweets were wrong, but he is no ‘anti-white Islamist’. Why does the British right want you to believe he is? | Naomi Klein
I have no interest in defending his social media posts, but calls to strip the newly freed activist of British citizenship pile torment on top of torture, says Naomi Klein, Guardian US columnist and c...
www.theguardian.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The Man With The Aluminium Gun
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Look, I found something lazier than a graph joke!

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December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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America, there's something you should know.

The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:

- "Chicken Soup for the _____"

- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"

- Books of New Yorker cartoons

I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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🎵 The party's on
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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As a family we got 25/30, and there were a couple of others we debated over and picked the wrong option.
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It's a really interesting essay - not entirely convinced, but it does a lovely job of unpeeling the Bedford Falls onion.
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Thanks Santa
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Etc
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Morons on X are salivating over the prospect of Trump destroying the BBC so that its role as state broadcaster can be taken over by - yes, GB News.

That would be the GB News that produces such great documentaries, drama, comedy, light entertainment, local radio, national radio ...
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM