Paul Freedom!
@jommyscousin.bsky.social
Mr. Irrelevant! The Criterion of Embarrassment! Poet in Motion! I fight every fight like I can win! I am a fictional character with no basis in reality!
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Let's be real the biggest issue with Bluesky is that phenomenological experience can only be shared between humans via imperfect language and metaphor but somehow adding a dislike button is a higher priority for the devs smh
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The most annoying thing about genAI is that eventually the genAI proponents are going to get to the end of the novelty of it, realize its limitations, and then claim to be the innovators of doing things the long way without genAI. Call it "slow productivity" or something.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The most annoying thing about genAI is that eventually the genAI proponents are going to get to the end of the novelty of it, realize its limitations, and then claim to be the innovators of doing things the long way without genAI. Call it "slow productivity" or something.
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It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great
September 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great
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Being even baseline literate in the 2020s is like never working out but slowly becoming the strongest person on earth as everyone around you eats shredded newspaper and chugs poison
December 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Being even baseline literate in the 2020s is like never working out but slowly becoming the strongest person on earth as everyone around you eats shredded newspaper and chugs poison
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Kyrie pushing the robot to the ground is funny enough but him offering his hand to help it back up like it's a real person fucking sent me
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Kyrie pushing the robot to the ground is funny enough but him offering his hand to help it back up like it's a real person fucking sent me
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update I got curious about "like possums" and it's like half a song and I really rather like it but I'm never gonna do anything with it so here
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
www.dropbox.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
update I got curious about "like possums" and it's like half a song and I really rather like it but I'm never gonna do anything with it so here
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
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Perhaps we don't need to know everyone's opinion on everything.
Scrolled to the bottom of a cottage pie recipe to find this excellent comment
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Perhaps we don't need to know everyone's opinion on everything.
I think the caption is taking some serious liberties by claiming that this man found out what any of those words mean
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I think the caption is taking some serious liberties by claiming that this man found out what any of those words mean
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This would actually have been easier to take seriously if it had been brought to us by Carl's Jr
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This would actually have been easier to take seriously if it had been brought to us by Carl's Jr
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![Comic. [Two people one one side of a pile of seven apples, next to person with long hair next to five apples.] PERSON: Okay, with my seven apples added to your five, we have… let’s se… twelve apples! PERSON 2 [with hands raised]: Incredible! Perfect agreement with the theory! [caption] Experimental Mathematicians](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifgv5skm72kzcxgexs4hbpex45met5vxhb6kf2aqshmktmo37nl5a@jpeg)
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This lady wrote an entire book to bully her estranged daughter lmao. How is this not classic abuser shit that they do when they can't directly control you? Control everyone else's perception and destroy your reputation.
This article isn't political, but you can tell exactly who these people voted for, even if the estrangement wasn't about politics.
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
www.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This lady wrote an entire book to bully her estranged daughter lmao. How is this not classic abuser shit that they do when they can't directly control you? Control everyone else's perception and destroy your reputation.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
From the deranged mind that brought us pizzagate comes the most puerile attempt at blackmail I can imagine in a style many people are calling I am rubber you are glue journalism except scratch the journalism part ofc
From the deranged mind that brought us pizzagate comes the most puerile attempt at blackmail I can imagine in a style many people are calling I am rubber you are glue journalism except scratch the journalism part ofc
I asked the Pentagon about Pete Hegseth's mentor. Then the threats started.
Journalism in the second Trump administration gets personal.
www.motherjones.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
From the deranged mind that brought us pizzagate comes the most puerile attempt at blackmail I can imagine in a style many people are calling I am rubber you are glue journalism except scratch the journalism part ofc
From the deranged mind that brought us pizzagate comes the most puerile attempt at blackmail I can imagine in a style many people are calling I am rubber you are glue journalism except scratch the journalism part ofc
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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All of us can only know so much about any given thing. We can't all be perfectly media literate and comprehend how vaccines work and do our own medical research and know how to pick a good movie out of endless streaming slop factories and know how stocks work to manage 401Ks, etc. etc. etc.
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
All of us can only know so much about any given thing. We can't all be perfectly media literate and comprehend how vaccines work and do our own medical research and know how to pick a good movie out of endless streaming slop factories and know how stocks work to manage 401Ks, etc. etc. etc.
This is a haiku
One line of five syllables
Then seven, then five
One line of five syllables
Then seven, then five
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is a haiku
One line of five syllables
Then seven, then five
One line of five syllables
Then seven, then five
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
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December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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A society banning scholarship and creating government-mandated youth organizations
New: Gov. Greg Abbott and Turning Point USA are launching a partnership to create chapters of the right-wing organization on every Texas high school campus.
Abbott says Turning Point USA will expand in Texas schools
Republican officials in Oklahoma and Florida have also launched plans to expand the presence of the conservative youth organization founded by Charlie Kirk.
www.texastribune.org
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A society banning scholarship and creating government-mandated youth organizations
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babies die without food actually it's a weird little quirk about babies
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
babies die without food actually it's a weird little quirk about babies
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yo this guy fucking sucks
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
yo this guy fucking sucks