Jonathan Larsen
@jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
Journalist.
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I mean, the ballroom absolutely comes down.
Yes to all of this.
Yes to all of this.
I can't wait until the United States cleanses itself of all the ugly traces of Donald Trump. Take his name off buildings. Remove all the tacky gold bric-a-brac from the White House walls. Bulldoze his vulgar ballroom. Restore MLK, Jr Day and Juneteenth at parks. #Fumigate
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I mean, the ballroom absolutely comes down.
Yes to all of this.
Yes to all of this.
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With Google AI scraping my article, why would anyone click through to read it?
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
With Google AI scraping my article, why would anyone click through to read it?
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This Impeachment's Gonna Be Murder! open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "As TFN has said all along; they’re all murders. Including the latest, on Thursday, bringing the death toll of Hegseth and his commander in chief, The Boat-iac Killer™, to 87
This Impeachment's Gonna Be Murder!
House Democrat says he's written articles of impeachment to remove Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the crime of murder
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December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This Impeachment's Gonna Be Murder! open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "As TFN has said all along; they’re all murders. Including the latest, on Thursday, bringing the death toll of Hegseth and his commander in chief, The Boat-iac Killer™, to 87
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Trump Throws Military Overboard open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "If we reject the idea that the U.S. is at war with non-state terrorist organizations — and none of the cartels in question come anywhere close to accepted terrorism definitions —
Trump Throws Military Overboard
The White House and secretary of defense say it was totally legal what that military guy did absolutely on his own
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December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Trump Throws Military Overboard open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "If we reject the idea that the U.S. is at war with non-state terrorist organizations — and none of the cartels in question come anywhere close to accepted terrorism definitions —
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open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Here’s the secret, uncool reason 4 not obeying unlawful orders boys & girls & people kicked out of..military The leaders who issue unlawful orders just might abandon th ship u thought u were in 2gether & torpedo it after they get clear."
Without Honor
The killing of two boat-strike survivors was so ugly that Trump is selling out Hegseth and Hegseth is selling out the military idiots stupid enough to do it
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December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Here’s the secret, uncool reason 4 not obeying unlawful orders boys & girls & people kicked out of..military The leaders who issue unlawful orders just might abandon th ship u thought u were in 2gether & torpedo it after they get clear."
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A new week, month & some GOOD NEWS to share today. Of course, it's Monday, so we'll have our usual large dose of the F'ng News with @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social of thefuckingnews.substack.com. Join us LIVE today 3ET/12PT at youtu.be/_YNZ4R4T3Ns, nicolesandler.com, pod, nicolesandler.substack.com
A New Week, New Month, More F'n News and a BIG Surprise on the Nicole Sandler Show - 12-1-25
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December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A new week, month & some GOOD NEWS to share today. Of course, it's Monday, so we'll have our usual large dose of the F'ng News with @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social of thefuckingnews.substack.com. Join us LIVE today 3ET/12PT at youtu.be/_YNZ4R4T3Ns, nicolesandler.com, pod, nicolesandler.substack.com
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Creeps. I was going to say something about dominoes falling or a house of cards but ‘turds congealing’ may be a more just metaphor. Whichever is most evocative for any given reader, here’s to justice ⚖️ ☮️💜
Reading about tjis shit show here, courtesy of @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
Reading about tjis shit show here, courtesy of @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
Without Honor
The killing of two boat-strike survivors was so ugly that Trump is selling out Hegseth and Hegseth is selling out the military idiots stupid enough to do it
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Creeps. I was going to say something about dominoes falling or a house of cards but ‘turds congealing’ may be a more just metaphor. Whichever is most evocative for any given reader, here’s to justice ⚖️ ☮️💜
Reading about tjis shit show here, courtesy of @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
Reading about tjis shit show here, courtesy of @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
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open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Speaker #MikeJohnson (R-LA), visibly uncomfortable with non-Nazi hand gestures, told Trump the House GOP isn’t down with his health-care plan. (Screengrab / Katie Miller podcast that the wife of Stephen Miller got through merit.)
Now The Whole GOP Is Revolting (against Trump)
Report: Speaker Johnson called the White House to deliver the sad prognosis for Trump's health-care "plan"
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December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Speaker #MikeJohnson (R-LA), visibly uncomfortable with non-Nazi hand gestures, told Trump the House GOP isn’t down with his health-care plan. (Screengrab / Katie Miller podcast that the wife of Stephen Miller got through merit.)
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The Lincoln Log Lawyer open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
The Lincoln Log Lawyer
The U.S. attorney appointed by Trump to get James Comey despite no experience getting anyone apparently forgot to have a grand jury indict him
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November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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This is horrifying.
Yes, if we are at war in another country and we persuade locals to work with us in return for promises of safety, we absolutely should allow them to come here. Every single one of them. To suggest otherwise….dear God, when will the cruelty end?
Yes, if we are at war in another country and we persuade locals to work with us in return for promises of safety, we absolutely should allow them to come here. Every single one of them. To suggest otherwise….dear God, when will the cruelty end?
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is horrifying.
Yes, if we are at war in another country and we persuade locals to work with us in return for promises of safety, we absolutely should allow them to come here. Every single one of them. To suggest otherwise….dear God, when will the cruelty end?
Yes, if we are at war in another country and we persuade locals to work with us in return for promises of safety, we absolutely should allow them to come here. Every single one of them. To suggest otherwise….dear God, when will the cruelty end?
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This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
It’s really funny how a generation will roll its eyes at parents who watch Fox News but doesn’t see why being immersed in Twitter is having the same effect. Lots of serious people show up on Fox News too but that shouldn’t be your primary source on the news.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
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"you can watch the new season of sesame street on a subscription-only streaming service" is the most depressing thing i've heard in a minute
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"you can watch the new season of sesame street on a subscription-only streaming service" is the most depressing thing i've heard in a minute
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Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?
The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?
Their attacks on Trump are so obviously intended to erase their hand in creating him.
Dr. Frankenstein decries creating monsters from corpses.
“We’re witnessing the rise of a new class of political performance artists,” wrote Karl Rove. “They want to be at the center of national attention, creating chaos and conflict, shocking sensibilities, and unleashing dark passions.”
“We’re witnessing the rise of a new class of political performance artists,” wrote Karl Rove. “They want to be at the center of national attention, creating chaos and conflict, shocking sensibilities, and unleashing dark passions.”
Trump is 'most responsible' for turning politics into 'social media antics': Karl Rove
Karl Rove — the longtime Republican strategist behind George W. Bush's presidency — is lamenting that politics has become cheapened by constant attention-seeking. And he's pinning the blame primarily ...
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November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Their attacks on Trump are so obviously intended to erase their hand in creating him.
Here’s Sean Duffy dressing in nothing on national TV:
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Here’s Sean Duffy dressing in nothing on national TV:
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Excellent catch up and some original reporting just starting to make its way elsewhere via TFN @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
DOJ Investigating Venezuela Claims of 2020 Election Deniers
Report: Federal investigators are pursuing evidence and leads provided by election-conspiracy Venezuela hawks
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November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Excellent catch up and some original reporting just starting to make its way elsewhere via TFN @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
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It's another F'ng news Monday with @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social of TheFuckingNews.substack.com on the show, but today, there's really some good new to be thankful for. Join us LIVE 3ET/12PT at youtu.be/4jydeWnyVN0. nicolesandler.com, pod later, nicolesandler.substack.com
Another F'ng Monday with Gratitude & Jonathan Larsen on the Nicole Sandler Show - 11-24-25
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November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's another F'ng news Monday with @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social of TheFuckingNews.substack.com on the show, but today, there's really some good new to be thankful for. Join us LIVE 3ET/12PT at youtu.be/4jydeWnyVN0. nicolesandler.com, pod later, nicolesandler.substack.com
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Trump Got Venezuela Intel from Team Behind 2020 Election-Theft “Witness” open.substack.com/pub/jonathan... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
Trump Got Venezuela Intel from Team Behind 2020 Election-Theft “Witness”
The two men who brought Sidney Powell her "holy grail" witness in 2020 are feeding Trump info to justify his Venezuela crusade
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November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trump Got Venezuela Intel from Team Behind 2020 Election-Theft “Witness” open.substack.com/pub/jonathan... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social
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Murphy: Trump Kept Dems in Dark About Rogue Intel Sources open.substack.com/pub/jonathan... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Congressional #Democrats have been complaining about inadequate briefings on the administration’s #Venezuela intelligence
Murphy: Trump Kept Dems in Dark About Rogue Intel Sources
EXCLUSIVE: Senator's office says Trump's team hasn't disclosed using Venezuela info from questionable sources tied to 2020 election-denial efforts
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November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Murphy: Trump Kept Dems in Dark About Rogue Intel Sources open.substack.com/pub/jonathan... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Congressional #Democrats have been complaining about inadequate briefings on the administration’s #Venezuela intelligence
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How Mamdani Did It open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Praise Trump — AS I’VE BEEN SAYING SINCE 2015 — for Good Things
You get Trump on your side by compartmentalizing. As you would with any child, don’t write them off no matter what they set on fire.
You get Trump on your side by compartmentalizing. As you would with any child, don’t write them off no matter what they set on fire.
How Mamdani Did It
The Muslim democratic socialist mayor-elect of New York City won over America's kleptocratic Christian nationalist president
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November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How Mamdani Did It open.substack.com/pub/thefucki... @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social "Praise Trump — AS I’VE BEEN SAYING SINCE 2015 — for Good Things
You get Trump on your side by compartmentalizing. As you would with any child, don’t write them off no matter what they set on fire.
You get Trump on your side by compartmentalizing. As you would with any child, don’t write them off no matter what they set on fire.
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Excellent catching up on the news with cogent commentary and tons of lulz☮️💜
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What a Fucking Loser
Trump hits bottom by upping the ante with death threats to compensate for his shrinkage
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November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Excellent catching up on the news with cogent commentary and tons of lulz☮️💜
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this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
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Amazing Gallup finding reported by @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social today:
“The U.S. is stronger as a nation because it has people from different races, religions and cultures: 84%.”
MSM can’t get enough of “concerns” about multiculturalism. So how bout reporting this?
“The U.S. is stronger as a nation because it has people from different races, religions and cultures: 84%.”
MSM can’t get enough of “concerns” about multiculturalism. So how bout reporting this?
Jonathan Larsen (@jonathanlarsen.bsky.social)
Journalist.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Amazing Gallup finding reported by @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social today:
“The U.S. is stronger as a nation because it has people from different races, religions and cultures: 84%.”
MSM can’t get enough of “concerns” about multiculturalism. So how bout reporting this?
“The U.S. is stronger as a nation because it has people from different races, religions and cultures: 84%.”
MSM can’t get enough of “concerns” about multiculturalism. So how bout reporting this?
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"It’s cultural erasure, a rollback of DEI promises, and loss of platforms where Black and underrepresented voices are heard. The exact places where we created spaces are being dismantled." www.refinery29.com/en-us/black-...
Where Have All The Black Journalists Gone?
In the wake of the Teen Vogue layoffs and the rollback of DEI initiatives in media, we have to ask: what necessary perspectives do we lose, and what questions go unasked and unanswered, when Black jou...
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November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"It’s cultural erasure, a rollback of DEI promises, and loss of platforms where Black and underrepresented voices are heard. The exact places where we created spaces are being dismantled." www.refinery29.com/en-us/black-...