Julian Morrison
@julianmorrison.bsky.social
Retired, but still not sure what I'm going to do when I grow up
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TECH NEWS: Apple have abandoned plans to build cruise liners after their prototype “The iTanic” kept syncing whenever it docked.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
TECH NEWS: Apple have abandoned plans to build cruise liners after their prototype “The iTanic” kept syncing whenever it docked.
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For a change, I got a Dadvent calendar this year. I just opened the first window and it said "can you shut that before it messes with the thermostat".
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
For a change, I got a Dadvent calendar this year. I just opened the first window and it said "can you shut that before it messes with the thermostat".
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November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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‘An impossibility made possible’: how tiny Curaçao made World Cup history
‘An impossibility made possible’: how tiny Curaçao made World Cup history
Caribbean island nation is the smallest to reach the finals tournament after appointing the wily coach and drawing on diaspora
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
‘An impossibility made possible’: how tiny Curaçao made World Cup history
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If you're being pursued by an assailant on a space hopper, a tack is the best form of defence.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you're being pursued by an assailant on a space hopper, a tack is the best form of defence.
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Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand and deliver.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand and deliver.
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I have some good news for my old maths teacher.
Now I drive a van delivering to Greggs in Hull, Grimsby and Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.
Now I drive a van delivering to Greggs in Hull, Grimsby and Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have some good news for my old maths teacher.
Now I drive a van delivering to Greggs in Hull, Grimsby and Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.
Now I drive a van delivering to Greggs in Hull, Grimsby and Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.
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Yesterday, I saw a chef using a KNIFE to prepare the so-called "hand cut chips".
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Yesterday, I saw a chef using a KNIFE to prepare the so-called "hand cut chips".
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
How do these fraudsters sleep at night.
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What this Haiti team is doing is incredible 💙
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What this Haiti team is doing is incredible 💙
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
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Delighted to have opened the new toilets in our Wetherspoons today!
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Delighted to have opened the new toilets in our Wetherspoons today!
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These so-called lucky underpants are useless. I’ve been wearing them all month, and if anything I’m attracting fewer women than ever.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
These so-called lucky underpants are useless. I’ve been wearing them all month, and if anything I’m attracting fewer women than ever.
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Oleg Shuplyak (Ukrainian)
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Oleg Shuplyak (Ukrainian)
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Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
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“Climate change isn’t suddenly going to slow down and ‘match our speed’; it isn’t going to wait for us, it is so far ahead of us and lapping us like a kid in bike shorts setting a new record at cross-country.” Read more: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/breaking-l...
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Climate change isn’t suddenly going to slow down and ‘match our speed’; it isn’t going to wait for us, it is so far ahead of us and lapping us like a kid in bike shorts setting a new record at cross-country.” Read more: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/breaking-l...
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Well it’s a stupid saying.
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Well it’s a stupid saying.
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
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That awkward moment when you order an orange smoothie and they bring David Dickinson to your table.
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That awkward moment when you order an orange smoothie and they bring David Dickinson to your table.
If you choose success is beyond your reach then failure is the only other option
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you choose success is beyond your reach then failure is the only other option
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We’ve received a lot of questions about Trump’s demolition of the White House East Wing.
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We’ve received a lot of questions about Trump’s demolition of the White House East Wing.
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
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Yet Trump ignored every step, acting unilaterally through executive order, bypassing oversight, and ordering demolition as if he were a monarch. The result: the people’s house, altered without the people’s consent.
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yet Trump ignored every step, acting unilaterally through executive order, bypassing oversight, and ordering demolition as if he were a monarch. The result: the people’s house, altered without the people’s consent.