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Unjust Andre

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · Aug 23

If you don't have one already, get you a friend that's capable of pulling something like this on you.

Kroctober Kourtney @altermentality.bsky.social · Aug 23

Day 86 of #DonkeyKong art is this Fracsona for @justandre.bsky.social ! My first time drawing this endearing species just discovered in the Donkey Kong Universe. I'm happy they're here!!
#AltersArtTag

A Fractone from Donkey Kong Bananza in a simplified shape resembling Godzilla, with jagged teeth and scutes of a different type of crystal.

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 18m

Following up a five-day gap with not one, but *two* photos where the sight of the actual Kremling is obscured within a barrel is a cruel decision.

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G.W. @gotitwrite.bsky.social · 16h

I think good teachers have inspired millions, but bad teachers have stifled and shamed and dissuaded billions.

Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 17h

It's been over a dozen years but every now and then I think about how my 11th grade English teacher told me I couldn't submit my short story for an assignment cause the story took place over like 6 months. She said short stories can only take place in a short period of time, like a few hours.

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 56m

That Klinger is so endearingly pitiable. Chipped-down knife, scuffed and malnourished look to the torso, even seems to have trouble wrapping their sheets of cloth around their head and midsection in a way that looks like they're not both just gonna flop right off and force them to do it again....

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Kurtz ● @landnelson.bsky.social · 1h

colouring in some doodles I did a month ago

#dkc2 #dkc3 #dkjungleclimber

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Rarefoxaine💙 @rarefoxaine.bsky.social · 6h

I’ve seen people sharing their drawings in Yooka-Replaylee online, so I wanted to do the same! I'm so thankful to Playtonic ! I'm so happy to be on a game I really love !

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 6h

So close....

youtu.be/i7OpNJeThPk?...

Darkeater Midir's Boss theme but I converted it into a MIDI file

YouTube video by Serake

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 15h

HOW DID THIS EVADE ME.

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 15h

@mrthee.bsky.social Cinnamon?

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 15h

Yooka must take a page from Conker and master the art of dispensing drinks from his body.

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 16h

"They are both poking their tongues out."

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Kroctober Kourtney @altermentality.bsky.social · 16h

Random Fan Art, day 73: Big Palooka Collection #MarioandLuigi #AltersDoodleTag

"Rookie" (Bowser) giving Popple a hug. Popple looks surprised. This image is colored, but the others are not.

Popple sitting on Rookie-Bowser's shoulders and tying his mask on for him. They are both poking their tongues out.

Popple riding on Rookie-Bowser's shoulders as he leaps or runs.

Two doodles of Popple, one in which he is sleeping on a giant sack of money, and the other in which he has stolen a mushroom and is taunting.

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 16h

Or using the phrase "just want to watch the world burn."

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 17h

Plus you were physically incapable of writing a short story because you were over five feet.

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 20h

Petition to rename Frasier "CheerZ."

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 21h

Seeing "Microsoft" stamped on things like this is rapidly coming to feel like how I imagined Christian fundamentalists felt when they realized the numbers that segment the sections of a barcode from each other are "666."

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 21h

This comic except with Laylee, Yooka, and Roysten.

A page from a Little Mermaid coloring book colored in to give the characters black hair and clothes and with speech bubbles added. As if you haven't already seen this.

Eric: "My top surgery went really well."
Ariel: "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."
Both: "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!"
Sebastian: "I'm a communist"

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 1d

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Donkey Kong Country 2 Kritter Sound Effect

YouTube video by Aloron (Aloronification)

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 1d

"Damn! Not here!"
—Yooka

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Kroctober Kourtney @altermentality.bsky.social · 1d

Random Fan Art, day 72: Doo_liss's _okemon
#PaperMario #Pokemon #AltersArtTag

Doopliss from Paper Mario: TTYD surrounded by Pokemon that represent him and his role in the story.

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 2d

Tired: "throwing hands."
Wired: "throwing Bowsers."

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 2d

The game IS a 5/10, because they endeared people who aren't Hyle to Vendi.

This cannot be allowed to stand.

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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 2d

I think I find her cute now

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 2d

So the game is bad, then.

Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 2d

Jehovah's Witnesses, except just one letter further down the line.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 3d

One night, I dreamed I was walking along processed American cheese with the Kong.

During my low periods, I could see only one set of
footprints. "Why, Kong, have you not been there for me?"

The Kong replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, Pauline, is when I carried you."

Donkey Kong carries Pauline across a partially melted slice of processed American cheese, leaving behind only one set of footprints. Inspirational screenshot from Donkey Kong Bananza.

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 3d

2/5 If anyone reading this has been actively waiting during the month since this one was posted, I can confirm there's finally movement on the remaining three videos again after I initially hit a wall trying to "decipher" the lyrics to "Ostrich" and "Elephant Bananza." ❤️

youtu.be/wNDC593OAIM?...

"Zebra Bananza" – English* Lyrics

YouTube video by Just Andre

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