Scott Brown
@kaiserbrown.bsky.social
Former Senator from the Commonwealth.
I guess all that money Jake Paul got paid will buy him a real nice straw to sip through the next few months.
Like, how the fuck does this even happen? The dude is at best a modestly talented amateur who'd maybe qualify for a Golden Gloves tourney. Who the fuck gave him $92m for this fight?!
Like, how the fuck does this even happen? The dude is at best a modestly talented amateur who'd maybe qualify for a Golden Gloves tourney. Who the fuck gave him $92m for this fight?!
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I guess all that money Jake Paul got paid will buy him a real nice straw to sip through the next few months.
Like, how the fuck does this even happen? The dude is at best a modestly talented amateur who'd maybe qualify for a Golden Gloves tourney. Who the fuck gave him $92m for this fight?!
Like, how the fuck does this even happen? The dude is at best a modestly talented amateur who'd maybe qualify for a Golden Gloves tourney. Who the fuck gave him $92m for this fight?!
Goddamnit, Bluesky.
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Goddamnit, Bluesky.
I had never heard of this person before, and reading through her Wikipedia page she sounds right on the line of hilarious and awful.
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I had never heard of this person before, and reading through her Wikipedia page she sounds right on the line of hilarious and awful.
That is a downright brutal burn.
Thursday crossword-ass team
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That is a downright brutal burn.
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Let's use it in a sentence!
"The Sooners have a long history of making it to the Big Game & losing to a team they are completely capable of beating. Chokelahoma is back, baby!"
"The Sooners have a long history of making it to the Big Game & losing to a team they are completely capable of beating. Chokelahoma is back, baby!"
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Let's use it in a sentence!
"The Sooners have a long history of making it to the Big Game & losing to a team they are completely capable of beating. Chokelahoma is back, baby!"
"The Sooners have a long history of making it to the Big Game & losing to a team they are completely capable of beating. Chokelahoma is back, baby!"
Wait, Ferris State is back in the D2 championship game the same year they lost a Heisman candidate QB? What a progrum ass progrum.
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Wait, Ferris State is back in the D2 championship game the same year they lost a Heisman candidate QB? What a progrum ass progrum.
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
www.foxnews.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
LOL. LMAO, even. She deserves every bit of misery this has brought her, and when she tries to make a comeback in a few years we need to remember what a horrible, horrible person she is.
BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Elise Stefanik tells the TU's Chris Churchill that she's scuttling her gubernatorial run, and won't seek another term in Congress.
Churchill: Stefanik says she won't run for governor — or Congress
“In a traditionally blue state like New York, you sort of have to have all the stars aligned politically,” Rep. Elise Stefanik said, citing a primary challenge and other concerns.
www.timesunion.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
LOL. LMAO, even. She deserves every bit of misery this has brought her, and when she tries to make a comeback in a few years we need to remember what a horrible, horrible person she is.
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Which is how we got here in the first place.
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Which is how we got here in the first place.
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DEI isn't why you didn't get a job. THERE ARE NO JOBS. YOU DIDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE THERE ARE NO JOBS. If all the older professors retired? You still wouldn't get a job! Not in the humanities! Because they'll replace at best half of those lines! There will still be no jobs! None!
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
DEI isn't why you didn't get a job. THERE ARE NO JOBS. YOU DIDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE THERE ARE NO JOBS. If all the older professors retired? You still wouldn't get a job! Not in the humanities! Because they'll replace at best half of those lines! There will still be no jobs! None!
God bless these Golden Gophers.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
God bless these Golden Gophers.
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“they” is a person here and should face whatever law we can bring to bear, civil or criminal.
“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“they” is a person here and should face whatever law we can bring to bear, civil or criminal.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
LOL. Of course.
A month ago, the NYT let Brooks write an op-ed telling people to move on from Epstein, dismissing claims Epstein ran a "sex-abuse ring", and defending his pals: "I know a thing or two about the American elite..but the phrase 'the Epstein class' is inaccurate, unfair and irresponsible." Guess not. 8/
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
LOL. Of course.
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Katherine Long deserves a crown.
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Katherine Long deserves a crown.
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Just want to note that the nat sec reporters at the @washingtonpost.com have been the driving force for what we know about the Venezuelan boat strikes. Their owner sucks. Their top leadership is questionable. But the reporters keep breaking big stories.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just want to note that the nat sec reporters at the @washingtonpost.com have been the driving force for what we know about the Venezuelan boat strikes. Their owner sucks. Their top leadership is questionable. But the reporters keep breaking big stories.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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those who predicted authoritarianism were both dismissed, & deeply misunderstood, by the media
my latest for @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
my latest for @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
The Americans Who Saw All This Coming—but Were Ignored and Maligned
Call them the Cassandras: the people—mostly not white and male—who smelled the fascism all over Trump from jump street. Why were they “alarmists,” and how did “anti-alarmism” become cool?
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
those who predicted authoritarianism were both dismissed, & deeply misunderstood, by the media
my latest for @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
my latest for @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
Still not as cool as Joe Mauer:
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Still not as cool as Joe Mauer:
"[A] federal magistrate judge said the errors were part of a broader pattern of unprecedented prosecutorial missteps, resulting in a 21% dismissal rate of the D.C. U.S. Attorney's office's criminal complaints over eight weeks, compared to a mere 0.5% dismissal rate over the prior 10 years."
Dire state-of-the-DOJ report shows that the DC US attorney had a 21% dismissal rate on criminal complaints and that nearly 3,000 lawyers have left the dept so far in 2025. Justice is falling apart - in many ways. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Unprecedented errors are eroding the credibility of Trump's Justice Department
In years past, it was relatively rare for a federal court to question the Justice Department's competency or good faith. But such questions are becoming more common.
www.reuters.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"[A] federal magistrate judge said the errors were part of a broader pattern of unprecedented prosecutorial missteps, resulting in a 21% dismissal rate of the D.C. U.S. Attorney's office's criminal complaints over eight weeks, compared to a mere 0.5% dismissal rate over the prior 10 years."
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attention-driven platformism is a suicide pact. every influence grifter eventually faces the truth that they don’t have the control they imagine; that malign structural forces erected for chaos answer to no one.
*Chris Rufo* warns X is making the right too conspiratorial:
"Americans can stick to...empirical reality or...follow conspiracy theories... For the Right, the danger is that an increasingly large fraction of our political coalition is choosing the second path"
christopherrufo.com/p/how-the-me...
"Americans can stick to...empirical reality or...follow conspiracy theories... For the Right, the danger is that an increasingly large fraction of our political coalition is choosing the second path"
christopherrufo.com/p/how-the-me...
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
attention-driven platformism is a suicide pact. every influence grifter eventually faces the truth that they don’t have the control they imagine; that malign structural forces erected for chaos answer to no one.
There's also the issue that tenure-track positions are being annihilated across the country, and have been in steep decline for years. So it's not even the increased search for diversity - there's just fewer positions to fill even if you were only looking for white people!
he's also mad at Damon Linker (hardly a woke leftist!) for saying this lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's also the issue that tenure-track positions are being annihilated across the country, and have been in steep decline for years. So it's not even the increased search for diversity - there's just fewer positions to fill even if you were only looking for white people!
This is fantastic.
My Topps Advent calendar finally delivered The Nice List insert I was waiting for.
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is fantastic.
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Earlier this year, Matt Yglesias and Hakeem Jeffries urged progressives to shut up about immigration and Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Yglesias said "bad groups" were pushing Dems left on immigration and would help Trump's numbers.
How did they get this so wrong? www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...
How did they get this so wrong? www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...
The cost of playing defense on immigration
What Matt Yglesias, Hakeem Jeffries, and Keir Starmer got wrong about the politics of immigration
www.gelliottmorris.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Earlier this year, Matt Yglesias and Hakeem Jeffries urged progressives to shut up about immigration and Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Yglesias said "bad groups" were pushing Dems left on immigration and would help Trump's numbers.
How did they get this so wrong? www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...
How did they get this so wrong? www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...
I didn't know that Pat Summerall had such a shitty daughter.
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I didn't know that Pat Summerall had such a shitty daughter.