Scott Brown
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Scott Brown
@kaiserbrown.bsky.social
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Former Senator from the Commonwealth.
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Like, free buses won't work as well as hoped and we'll see if the grocery store pilots work, but that's basically what we're talking about for the "destruction of NYC!"
BRING BACK THE NORDIQUES!
Wait, so your beef with Thanksgiving is solely timing?
This is rookie stuff, Penguin needs to collateralize the mortgages for the Iceberg Lounges, then chop them into tranches, and buy synthetic CDOs while hedging himself for when he does the bust out.
Penguin’s totally a finance bro
Evil literally unable to stand in the presence of the Lord.
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ICE won't allow communion to be given in detention centers because demons quail and shiver at the divine presence in the Host.
Could also be an NVA unit, but I want to see this movie. Oooh, or the two groups working hand in hand and the NVA gets wrecked to make the Predator seem even more threatening.
I was thinking earlier that you could do a tremendous Predator movie where the protagonists are a Viet Cong patrol and the Predator to some degree represents their experience of US military’s combination of arrogance, superior firepower and technology, and ability to inflict terror.
Predator and Aliens work well as Vietnam movies because they often capture the hubris and chaos of small-unit engagements in the war. But I think analysis that pegs it to Vietnam sometimes misses the fact that the xeno (broadly speaking) is portrayed as a superior organism
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The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
Now that he's won, Mamdani should do very little score settling. The three people he should absolutely fuck over, though, are Schumer, Gillibrand, and Jacobs. Support primary challengers against both electeds and make clear that NYC is giving no support to the state party until Jacobs is gone.
Fucking what? Youngkin barely won, by less than 2%! Spanberger won by 15! Even taking PVI into account Spanberger had a higher win! Someone stuff Nate Cohn into a locker until he can determine that 15 > 2
does nate cohn count
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Has New York Democratic Party chairman Jay Jacobs resigned over Mamdani yet? I hope he hasn't, so that he can instead resign over *improving Republican margins over Trump 2024 in an anti-Republican wave election*. Trump won Nassau by just 4%—now look at this bloodbath
The amount of (understandable! reasonable!) security at my local JCC compared to when I was a kid in the 1990s is depressing.
Even more impressive considering that they're closed primaries. My cousin finally registered as a Dem this year to vote for Mamdani in the primary.
He's gonna be reduced to entertainment on Heritage Foundation cruises by April.
Every member who had verses on the 36 Chambers, as well as ODB's nephew, is on the GC. However, we do NOT recognize Cappadonna.
Cuomo can start an OnlyFans as his next gig, they'll be happy, and it can all be safely quarantined and ignored.
"This must be some insidious outside force mind controlling them to vote for the likes of Geert WIlders and Donald Trump!"
"No! It's worse! They're doing it to themselves because they're mad about their fellow humans not suffering enough pain!"
*roll sanity*
Really, you should watch him stream Chrono Trigger.
*whispers* you can continue to read me, the pundit who insisted the other pundits were wrong about these conclusions
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
Also, I hadn't realized how that turnout in NYC mayoral elections is usually only 1m out of 5m registered. I probably shoulda guessed given that they're off year, 20% is not actually that different to most races and it's been over a decade since a competitive general election (Bloomber 2009).
Ok, but who would be on our Guardian Council. Jadakiss and the Wu Tang Clan?
The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.
U is going to move to London afterward and find loves labours won, though.
He succeeding in peeling off about 40% of Sliwa voters. That cost him an equal number of former supporters. Also burned just about every bridge he had left while doing so.