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They/Them. 🍳 ➡️ ♠️. Minors dni. Horror. Gaming. Cat Parent. Dumb Posting. No tolerance for shitty behavior. NSFW: @kitafterdark

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · Mar 2

🩷 I'm Kit and this is a simple pinned post.

Strawpage: kitplays.straw.page

Image of gigantamax Pikachu with his foot raised for a big ol stomp.

Image of a dilute calico cat named Mia with her pupils dilated and tongue stuck out.

Image from Infinity Nikki showing a woman with brown hair from the chest up. She's posed with her eyes closed under a spotlight against a black background. She has a crown of metal and roses, earrings of butterflies, and the image shows the top part of her dress which has butterfly and rose accents and is frilly with whites, purples, and dark blues.

Meme image of character sonic the hedgehog with a speech bubble that says: I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding.

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 11h

for your enjoyment, aforementioned raccoon: www.instagram.com/reel/DIla67H...

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 11h

have you ever send the clips of that one raccoon that (voluntarily!) sleeps inside a drawer because I'm immediately reminded of that

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 12h

just checked, that was FOUR YEARS AGO LMFAO

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 12h

anyone else remember that absurd moment in time like 2 years ago when that blue box company promised a massive game experience that everyone was convinced was some underground Kojima project and their big teaser demo moment was like 2 seconds long of absolutely nothing

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 12h

At the end of the day, the relationship is a business agreement. You get a portion of my time per week, and a predetermined set work functions based on skills. I'm not your family who you can ask to stick around to help for a slice of pizza. We signed a contract. When I deliver my side, I go home.

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 13h

Family language is my #1 red flag that a workplace has no boundaries on your time, your personal life, or your role at the company.

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 14h

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"

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"Frightening" Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 15h

Okay, maybe the average viewer can't tell and doesn't care. But why the fuck would SOMEONE WHO MAKES ART hand that process off to a machine? The big question here is, why don't YOU care?

"Frightening" Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 23h

Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc

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Errol 🦇 🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 19h

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

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alicia 🍳 NYCC B-41 @acorviart.bsky.social · 14h

I’m at New York Comic Con! Find me at B-41, in the back left corner of Artist Alley

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 15h

YASSSS

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 1d

smh camping the spawn point

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 2d

The King of All Cosmos from the Katamari series, with a speech bubble.

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 2d

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Jenny Nicholson Tweet:

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 1d

ワーレルヤッ！

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 3d

I finally convinced Kaiser to grant me an MRI after weeks of frustrating doc visits and unrelenting back pain. It's this Friday and it's gonna cost me $500. I have $384 until I get paid on the 17th. If you are able to chip in a little, that'd be cool.

www.paypal.me/rangerkimmy

Selfie of a person from the shoulders up, with short brown hair, rose gold wire glasses and silver stud and chain earrings. They are wearing a sports style jersey.

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 2d

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 2d

Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues

Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’

Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

variety.com

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 3d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

the HU kicks SO much ass

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 3d

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

that said, nothing makes me feel more like a hamster than eating edamame

popping those little soybeans out of the shell and nibbling on them like a working class rodent

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

I've grown so accustomed to eating a "cold" lunch (cooked rice, egg, veggies, etc. that are refrigerated) that now the idea of a hot lunch disgusts me??? what have I done to myself

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

gravity is NOT my friend, every time I stand I feel the rupture hit my spinal nerve column and I want to pass out jesus christ

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arnaerr 🦈๋࣭⭑｡ @arnaerr.bsky.social · 3d

holy crusade
#ELDENRING

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Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 3d

Work will never love you back. Consistently make regular time for your physical and mental health and your relationships.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 6d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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