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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Sometimes you need something silly to smile.

#GameChanger #Dropout
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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no one should be working we should all be getting paid to stay home and stare at blorbo
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 AM
nothing pisses me off more than food or oil popping on me when I'm cooking. crazy driver? whatever. slow internet? a little annoying. my bacon pops and hits me with a tiny dot of hot grease with the power of a concentrated beam of the sun's surface? I'm gonna throw this whole pan out the WINDOW
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
love having a condition where just standing up makes my heart rate skyrocket from the 60s to the 110s feels great to nearly collapse all the time!!!!!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Three years ago today, Georgia state police murdered Tortuguita as part of their drive to destroy the Weelaunee Forest and build a deadly police militarization center.

Tort fought for a world without police and capitalism, and so should we. Viva, viva Tortuguita.
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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PLEASE SHARE! The submission period for the photos for the Southern Reach coffee table book ends after Jan 21. Keep them coming. You're taking some amazing shots! Like this one from Ottawa submitted by Anna Parks. Rules: www.jeffvandermeer.com/lighthouseph...
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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beebees
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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USians, Turbotax is ass, highly recommend freetaxusa, free federal and you only pay for state. you can import all your stuff from turbotax too. i'll be posting about this again every so often because again, fuck turbotax.
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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"Stealth Check: Failed" playing around with marker techniques
April 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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oh so Zimmer fully KNOWS what he’s signing up for and signaling to everyone
From her twitter in 2021: Yeah, fuck that guy.
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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It's almost like nobody wants AI except capitalist ghouls!
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start:
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
wow gee whizz that one Mekaelin fanfic by that zacksfairest sure is a good one you should all vote for it like right now maybe
Bored? Go scope the Unsounded fanworks contest entries and vote your fave! www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
There have only been 121 votes, and the polls close on Sunday. Some of the numbers are REALLY close and your vote could easily decide the winners ❤️
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
do not mention Leon Kennedy to me unless you want to hear the most obscenely feral description of what I'd do to that man given the chance

possibly the most down bad for a character I have ever been or will be
January 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I'm not playing the new resident evil until someone tells me if Leon makes it because I have a bad feeling they're gonna kill him off and I'll never recover

so when it releases next month I need someone to spoil that one thing to me and nothing else
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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The latest move by Sticker Mule's owner. Please don't give these people your money (or honestly send them your artwork, you never know).
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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I lost my Animal Crossing Island!

If you can help come rebuild that’d be greatly appreciated. #GoBellMe lol

twitch.tv/stevesaylor
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM