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@lakesmatt.bsky.social

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🐶 Dog walker to the stars ⭐️ 🙋🏻‍♂️ Part-time butler to our Dachshunds 🌭 🏡 #LakeDistrict 🇬🇧

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ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 2d

#BlueLights series 3 👏👏👏 #bbc

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 3d

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ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 4d

Taking in the scenery #dachshund #lakedistrict #doglife #countrylife

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 4d

Enjoy 🍻

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 4d

It’s time for #TronAres

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6d

A friend!? No, thanks. I have a dog.

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 6d

The government can literally make up stats and 77% of people will believe them 🤣

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 6d

it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 8d

Fields of gold #dachshund #cumbria #lakedistrict

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 9d

I have a rule in the house. If my wife or kids leave anything lying around for a few days, I bin it. Of course it's only me who knows about the rule. Always get asked where something is. 'I don't know' is always my answer

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Cooper Looper @cooperloops.bsky.social · 9d

I think these guys can save us.

#dachshund #pinterest #dogmemes

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 9d

No way! I don’t believe you. No such thing exists. Where has this anomaly been sighted?

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Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 10d

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 10d

I treated myself to new wellies today #aigle

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 16d

I’m always disappointed when I call someone and they answer. I’m like I had a voicemail message all rehearsed and you ruined it.

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 17d

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Sep 3

Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 17d

I was once on stage at The Venetian, Las Vegas #15minsoffame

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 19d

Hello? Police? Yes, I would like to report a Slack notification that won't go away

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C Stuart Hardwick @cstuarthardwick.com · 19d

So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them.

ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 20d

The final season 🙌🙌🙌 #aliceinborderland

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ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 22d

Could Monday be anyone else?! Me thinks not 🤣🤣🤣

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ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 23d

Nah… Hit that forgot my password link, reset it and then it’s time to let it go 🤭

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ꪑꪖᡶᡶ @lakesmatt.bsky.social · 23d

Mine went as soon as you know who got his mits on it! Not one regret.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 27d

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face