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🐶 Dog walker to the stars ⭐️ 🙋🏻‍♂️ Part-time butler to our Dachshunds 🌭 🏡 #LakeDistrict 🇬🇧
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A friend!? No, thanks. I have a dog.
The government can literally make up stats and 77% of people will believe them 🤣
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it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.
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I have a rule in the house. If my wife or kids leave anything lying around for a few days, I bin it. Of course it's only me who knows about the rule. Always get asked where something is. 'I don't know' is always my answer
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No way! I don’t believe you. No such thing exists. Where has this anomaly been sighted?
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
I treated myself to new wellies today #aigle
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I’m always disappointed when I call someone and they answer. I’m like I had a voicemail message all rehearsed and you ruined it.
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Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die
I was once on stage at The Venetian, Las Vegas #15minsoffame
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Hello? Police? Yes, I would like to report a Slack notification that won't go away
Mine went as soon as you know who got his mits on it! Not one regret.
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you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face