March
@lamarch.bsky.social
Lover of fuchsia, hater of quorn roast; clown-car connoisseur; subtle to the point of obliviousness (pfp by p0cketrevolver)
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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People will tell you System Doesn't Matter until it's time to roll 1d4+6 to determine how many fries come in your micro meal
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 AM
People will tell you System Doesn't Matter until it's time to roll 1d4+6 to determine how many fries come in your micro meal
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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if you were a divorced dad in the 90s you had to read books named shit like "dharma wore a stetson, buddha wore a toque: a hatter's solitude" or they wouldn't let you see your kids
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if you were a divorced dad in the 90s you had to read books named shit like "dharma wore a stetson, buddha wore a toque: a hatter's solitude" or they wouldn't let you see your kids
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CHOTINER: your characters are so vivid
PRINE: thank you
CHOTINER: in "in spite of ourselves" the lover is obviously loyal
PRINE: yes
CHOTINER: and yet he's hard drinking
PRINE: we all know couples like this
CHOTINER: and a committed undie sniffer. where does a character like this come from?
PRINE:
PRINE: thank you
CHOTINER: in "in spite of ourselves" the lover is obviously loyal
PRINE: yes
CHOTINER: and yet he's hard drinking
PRINE: we all know couples like this
CHOTINER: and a committed undie sniffer. where does a character like this come from?
PRINE:
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
CHOTINER: your characters are so vivid
PRINE: thank you
CHOTINER: in "in spite of ourselves" the lover is obviously loyal
PRINE: yes
CHOTINER: and yet he's hard drinking
PRINE: we all know couples like this
CHOTINER: and a committed undie sniffer. where does a character like this come from?
PRINE:
PRINE: thank you
CHOTINER: in "in spite of ourselves" the lover is obviously loyal
PRINE: yes
CHOTINER: and yet he's hard drinking
PRINE: we all know couples like this
CHOTINER: and a committed undie sniffer. where does a character like this come from?
PRINE:
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
warner brothers trickster figures explained
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But doctor…the great clown Pagliacci died ten years ago…on this very night…
August 19, 2024 at 6:13 PM
But doctor…the great clown Pagliacci died ten years ago…on this very night…
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
August 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
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in honor of the stupidest era in american history, all my games will be free from april 11th to 13th tombloom.itch.io
Tom Bloom
tombloom.itch.io
April 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
in honor of the stupidest era in american history, all my games will be free from april 11th to 13th tombloom.itch.io
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Ever wanted to just read through the #ksbd liturgy texts in a row? Well now there's a website for it: athenaslilowl1.gitlab.io/ksbd_liturgy
#ksbd #k6bd #killsixbilliondemons
#ksbd #k6bd #killsixbilliondemons
Kill Six Billin Demons Liturgy
athenaslilowl1.gitlab.io
February 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Ever wanted to just read through the #ksbd liturgy texts in a row? Well now there's a website for it: athenaslilowl1.gitlab.io/ksbd_liturgy
#ksbd #k6bd #killsixbilliondemons
#ksbd #k6bd #killsixbilliondemons
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All timer, for me.
December 19, 2024 at 6:56 AM
All timer, for me.
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GOD I JUST KEEP SEEING MORE THINGS!! they're sleeping RAW on the mattress NO sheets, there's a power strip IN the bed and is that a fucking unsecured handgun on the bedframe???
July 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
GOD I JUST KEEP SEEING MORE THINGS!! they're sleeping RAW on the mattress NO sheets, there's a power strip IN the bed and is that a fucking unsecured handgun on the bedframe???
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The Preserver's Hand
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 PM
The Preserver's Hand
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Rachel Pollack's 1995 TransSisters interview reads like it came out yesterday
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Rachel Pollack's 1995 TransSisters interview reads like it came out yesterday
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when trump had the election fraud hotline thing after the election i called probably 100 times but 4 or 5 times i called and put on this old country boy accent and did this long preamble about how i went to the polling place that ended with me telling them i saw a dog standing up like a man voting
October 11, 2024 at 6:46 AM
when trump had the election fraud hotline thing after the election i called probably 100 times but 4 or 5 times i called and put on this old country boy accent and did this long preamble about how i went to the polling place that ended with me telling them i saw a dog standing up like a man voting
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Victorian child you have to stop. you sweep too tough. your pickpocketing too different. your consumption is too bad. they’ll kill you Victorian child
January 28, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Victorian child you have to stop. you sweep too tough. your pickpocketing too different. your consumption is too bad. they’ll kill you Victorian child
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hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we think your vibe is terrible. just really, really bad. we were actually thinking about keying your car later
December 30, 2023 at 6:09 AM
hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we think your vibe is terrible. just really, really bad. we were actually thinking about keying your car later
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I'm 34 today, narrowly defeating Jesus's high score
December 27, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I'm 34 today, narrowly defeating Jesus's high score