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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Aug 29

Sharks, I’m looking for $3 trillion in investment capital

mattparrish.bsky.social @mattparrish.bsky.social · Aug 28

It is a consumer product that, when used as intended, talks children into killing themselves.

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 18d

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · 24d

Me when I guess

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 24d

BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 25

This is why I only do sabotage when I’m at work

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onion person @junlper.beer · Sep 24

i still haven’t moved past how insane this line is. full brandon mode on display

onion person @junlper.beer · Sep 22

genuinely crying at this one

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 17

Things stay the same or they don’t

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 11

> shoots
> leaves
How did he do it?

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 11

Finally I can curse myself to die instantly

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 10

I see $1 billion in my future from gambling revenues

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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · Sep 8

This is genuinely what a Labour government thinks terrorism looks like in the UK right now and I'm losing my god damn mind

Three British healthcare workers lying on the floor in protest, holding signs that read "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action".

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 8

I think all gen ai data centres should be blowed up. Either that or we should hasten their bankruptcy and then never speak of them again

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hopital

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 7

Maybe I will simply die

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Sep 6

(scrolling through job postings for 20 minutes) Maybe this doesn't matter. Maybe nothing matters at all. Maybe the industrial revolution was a mistake

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 7

Hot dog straw

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 7

The disk drive was the compussy of the computer

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 7

Were you aware in the moment of capture that The Smile would make you extremely powerful?

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 7

Saying “somebody should kill that guy” needs to be socially acceptable again

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 7

I would catch it in my mouth and then finish it in one big gulp. We are not the same

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 7

There are games that easily lend themselves to film (Last of Us comes to mind) and then there are games that are just… better as games. Executives can’t tell the difference and just see dollar signs

LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 6

He should have been shoved into a locker exactly once and then never released

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 6

JD Vance is the kind of dork you could still give a swirly to TODAY, even as vp of the us

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 6

Now Bluesky is my best friend

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 6

Every one of these abundance dorks would have full throated the idea of trickle down economics without a second thought

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 6

I yearn to be entertained by the jangling of keys

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 6

Imagine never losing your childlike sense of wonder or curiosity because you’re just so fucking stupid

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LargeCheese 🧀 @largecheese.bsky.social · Sep 6

Every one of these abundance dorks would have full throated the idea of trickle down economics without a second thought

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