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Jac. Squigglesworth—what are his squiggles worth?
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So just to be clear, Ravens fans who think Ravens should have fired Harbaugh in 2023 and promoted Mike MacDonald...
That would be like the Rams firing Sean McVay now and promoting Scheelhasse or Shula.
Should they?
That would be like the Rams firing Sean McVay now and promoting Scheelhasse or Shula.
Should they?
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
So just to be clear, Ravens fans who think Ravens should have fired Harbaugh in 2023 and promoted Mike MacDonald...
That would be like the Rams firing Sean McVay now and promoting Scheelhasse or Shula.
Should they?
That would be like the Rams firing Sean McVay now and promoting Scheelhasse or Shula.
Should they?
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WATER BIRBS
Woo hoo water birbs!
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
WATER BIRBS
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The New York Jets' Sam Darnold is going to the Super Bowl! (via @bubbaprog.xyz)
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The New York Jets' Sam Darnold is going to the Super Bowl! (via @bubbaprog.xyz)
Huge stop by the Seahawks! Woo!
Go Birds! (seattle variant)
Go Birds! (seattle variant)
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Huge stop by the Seahawks! Woo!
Go Birds! (seattle variant)
Go Birds! (seattle variant)
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Omg they were playing Men Without Hats at the commercial break.
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Omg they were playing Men Without Hats at the commercial break.
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a seahawk is a bird go birds
my seattle film is developed and scanned in 💆♂️
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
a seahawk is a bird go birds
Not that anyone asked…
But I’m all in on the Seahawks.
But I’m all in on the Seahawks.
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Not that anyone asked…
But I’m all in on the Seahawks.
But I’m all in on the Seahawks.
Insert photo of me at the Ravens/Vikings Snow Game in 2013.
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Insert photo of me at the Ravens/Vikings Snow Game in 2013.
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John Harbaugh learning this morning he could’ve coached Josh Allen
a woman says perhaps a take backsies netflix
ALT: a woman says perhaps a take backsies netflix
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
John Harbaugh learning this morning he could’ve coached Josh Allen
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For years I have had one singular white whale joke I’ve wanted to make in Baltimore, and finally I’made it.
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
For years I have had one singular white whale joke I’ve wanted to make in Baltimore, and finally I’made it.
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Time to send the Flacco signal
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Time to send the Flacco signal
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Denver, there is only one man you can turn to now.
a football game is being played between the broncos and the bal
ALT: a football game is being played between the broncos and the bal
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January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Denver, there is only one man you can turn to now.
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Josh Allen walked into a postseason without Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, or Joe Burrow and didn't even make it out of the Divisional Round.
January 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Josh Allen walked into a postseason without Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, or Joe Burrow and didn't even make it out of the Divisional Round.
It’s wild that the Ravens interviewed Chris Shula for their head coach opening.
Baltimore football is in his blood.
His grandfather (Don Shula, № 25) played for the Baltimore Colts from 1953–‘56 (& coached them from 1963–‘69).
His father (Dave Shula, № 85) played for the Baltimore Colts in 1981.
Baltimore football is in his blood.
His grandfather (Don Shula, № 25) played for the Baltimore Colts from 1953–‘56 (& coached them from 1963–‘69).
His father (Dave Shula, № 85) played for the Baltimore Colts in 1981.
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It’s wild that the Ravens interviewed Chris Shula for their head coach opening.
Baltimore football is in his blood.
His grandfather (Don Shula, № 25) played for the Baltimore Colts from 1953–‘56 (& coached them from 1963–‘69).
His father (Dave Shula, № 85) played for the Baltimore Colts in 1981.
Baltimore football is in his blood.
His grandfather (Don Shula, № 25) played for the Baltimore Colts from 1953–‘56 (& coached them from 1963–‘69).
His father (Dave Shula, № 85) played for the Baltimore Colts in 1981.
There were actually two.
The Jameses Cumming Cox.
The Jameses Cumming Cox.
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
There were actually two.
The Jameses Cumming Cox.
The Jameses Cumming Cox.
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remember that mascot for the preakness called kegasus despite the fact that he is very clearly a centaur
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
remember that mascot for the preakness called kegasus despite the fact that he is very clearly a centaur
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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Say what you like about Greenland but their flag is an all timer bit of vexillology
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Say what you like about Greenland but their flag is an all timer bit of vexillology
The proliferation of obviously (and badly) photoshopped images of John Harbaugh wearing New York Giants gear being shared by major news outlets is sort of interesting.
Why is this sort of thing allowed?
We all know that these images are inherently untrue.
Seems like bad journalistic practice.
Why is this sort of thing allowed?
We all know that these images are inherently untrue.
Seems like bad journalistic practice.
January 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
The proliferation of obviously (and badly) photoshopped images of John Harbaugh wearing New York Giants gear being shared by major news outlets is sort of interesting.
Why is this sort of thing allowed?
We all know that these images are inherently untrue.
Seems like bad journalistic practice.
Why is this sort of thing allowed?
We all know that these images are inherently untrue.
Seems like bad journalistic practice.
I suppose it was inevitable that the same institution that christened its football stadium “Johnny Unitas Stadium” would eventually name its baseball field in honor of Brooks Robinson…
And y’know what? I’m 100% on board.
Well done, Towson University.
Billy Hunter and Jimmy Hartzell would approve.
And y’know what? I’m 100% on board.
Well done, Towson University.
Billy Hunter and Jimmy Hartzell would approve.
Historic investments honor legends, shape the future of Tiger Athletics
John B. Schuerholz Park, home of the Towson University baseball team, to feature Brooks Robinson Field and Eber Family Plaza following transformational gifts
www.towson.edu
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I suppose it was inevitable that the same institution that christened its football stadium “Johnny Unitas Stadium” would eventually name its baseball field in honor of Brooks Robinson…
And y’know what? I’m 100% on board.
Well done, Towson University.
Billy Hunter and Jimmy Hartzell would approve.
And y’know what? I’m 100% on board.
Well done, Towson University.
Billy Hunter and Jimmy Hartzell would approve.
Yes! But only on the condition that it’s a three-headed Elizabeth Patterson Bonaparte. All three heads must bobble!
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Yes! But only on the condition that it’s a three-headed Elizabeth Patterson Bonaparte. All three heads must bobble!
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“Spare us the cutter /
Spare us the cutter /
Couldn’t cut the mustard.”
Spare us the cutter /
Couldn’t cut the mustard.”
ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN - The Cutter [Official Video] HD
YouTube video by Dusk Bunker
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“Spare us the cutter /
Spare us the cutter /
Couldn’t cut the mustard.”
Spare us the cutter /
Couldn’t cut the mustard.”
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PICTURES! OF FRAMBER VALDEZ HOLDING AN ORIOLES JERSEY!
a cartoon man is sitting at a desk with his fist in the air and says pictures .
Alt: a cartoon man is sitting at a desk with his fist in the air and says pictures .
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January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
PICTURES! OF FRAMBER VALDEZ HOLDING AN ORIOLES JERSEY!
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Such an amazing “fuck you” moment in the presser.
Steve Bisciotti said he wanted to call Tony Dungy when he said "Good luck finding another John Harbaugh" and point out that he found the first John Harbaugh. Don't use his own success against him.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Such an amazing “fuck you” moment in the presser.