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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 16h

M-x office-drone-setup

leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 17h

spitballing here..

As it's a dealer plate, it might not actually be secured to the car when in use.

A particularly paranoid person may then place it on them just to prevent it being pilfered.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 18h

Allegedly.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 19h

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 19h

Per plenary decree, all Brooklyn bodegas must now serve Taylor ham.

Joel Siegel @joelsiegel.bsky.social · 20h

Oopsie

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22h

The Attorney General of New York was just indicted by our tinpot dictator

Letitia James criminally charged in Trump’s latest effort to punish rivals

Prosecutor who sought charges was installed amid Trump frustrations with pace of investigations against rivals

www.theguardian.com

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 1d

I did dabble in nail polis once upon a time just to see if it was for me, but even then i kept them short. I'd run faaaar away from these things.

..they look nice on you tho.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus II: Electric Boogaloo

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday!

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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 1d

American citizen, read this. www.koin.com/news/portlan...

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 1d

So he ran afoul of you.

His brain was fried and mashed.

I'd have give 50 bukbukbucks to have seen that.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

if this isn't civil war i'm not sure what is

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 1d

U.S. Northern Command says that elements of the Texas national guard are now “employed in the greater Chicago area.”

The statement claims that they’ve been deployed to protect ICE and federal property.

U.S. Northern Command &
@USNorthernCmd
X.com
Effective today, elements of the Texas National Guard, under Title 10 authority and command and control of U.S. Northern Command, are employed in the greater Chicago area.
These soldiers are employed to protect U.S.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other
U.S. Government personnel who are performing federal functions, including the enforcement of federal law, and to protect federal property.
For the latest information on our Federal Protection Mission, please see the link below:

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.

Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 1d

American citizen, read this. www.koin.com/news/portlan...

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

I think having a piece of artwork is totally fine, as it's still representative of that person. I'd be annoyed if they just had someone completely different, or explicitly put their own children as their pfp.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

This is the correct answer.

Gov. Pritzker has a literal army under his command. He should be ordering them to restore peace, and dealing with these outside invaders.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

I blame the trauma of actually having lived under the guy for 8 years.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

..yes, you are right and i misread

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely not. That change in mindset made getting rid of him impossible in 2004.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

I've been driving my tesla for so long I thought you meant like "hurry" or "chill" mode or something and was very confused.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

..how the heck do people not carry 9v batteries. Wow.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

I explained the one-time pad as an example of encryption to two people with non-cs backgrounds (they were musicians) and they actually understood it afterwards.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

..shit, now i wonder if i should be doing this.

I'm real good at explaining how other people's stuff works.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 2d

I've been calling him Ketchup Patel this whole time.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d

Meme image showing the guy from: Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just
Made A Great Point

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 3d

He's like a Calpico bottle but bear.

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leviathan3k @leviathan3k.bsky.social · 3d

I'm partial to "Foot Heads Arms Body"

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