Scrum Mistress
@lifeskandy.bsky.social
Lover girl. Baby chef. Film/tv/movie fanatic. Just getting better at being myself.
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Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
Nope
Do you look your age?
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nope
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“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer
In 1st grade my mom bought me roseart for my school supplies. My teacher sent home a note telling her to buy Crayola 💀.
Sometimes there isn’t a big difference in brand name items and generic items, but with crayons?!?
The cheap crayons don’t hold a candle to Crayolas. Crayola has that formula.
The cheap crayons don’t hold a candle to Crayolas. Crayola has that formula.
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In 1st grade my mom bought me roseart for my school supplies. My teacher sent home a note telling her to buy Crayola 💀.
As someone with a bunch of half siblings I haven’t seen since my daddy’s funeral, I don’t blame MC’s kids for not claiming all those other siblings.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
As someone with a bunch of half siblings I haven’t seen since my daddy’s funeral, I don’t blame MC’s kids for not claiming all those other siblings.
The Democrats are spineless losers.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Democrats are spineless losers.
A plane just crashed near the airport and after the footage I saw im almost certain everyone is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A plane just crashed near the airport and after the footage I saw im almost certain everyone is dead.
@pinkyeticup.bsky.social Sis do you like Manny Jacinto?
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@pinkyeticup.bsky.social Sis do you like Manny Jacinto?
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Men born in the 80s have their issues but chivalry ain't one. Yes, daddy, open my car door before you form your unhealed weapons against me 🫦
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Men born in the 80s have their issues but chivalry ain't one. Yes, daddy, open my car door before you form your unhealed weapons against me 🫦
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Now the gas station looks like the set of Thriller.
Regular degular men really did used to look like Michael Vick and Idris Elba just walking down the street running to the gas station.
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Now the gas station looks like the set of Thriller.
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“Walmart was the top employer of SNAP recipients in five states and one of the top four employers in the remaining four states. McDonald’s was among the top five employers of Medicaid enrollees in five of six states and SNAP recipients in eight of nine states.”
www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/w...
www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/w...
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Walmart was the top employer of SNAP recipients in five states and one of the top four employers in the remaining four states. McDonald’s was among the top five employers of Medicaid enrollees in five of six states and SNAP recipients in eight of nine states.”
www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/w...
www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/w...
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Say buddy.... Did yall know that French 75s would have you drunker than hell?
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Say buddy.... Did yall know that French 75s would have you drunker than hell?
@pinkyeticup.bsky.social Sis what are you buying from the Sephora sale?
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@pinkyeticup.bsky.social Sis what are you buying from the Sephora sale?
Brad Pitt, Christian Slater, and Antonio Banderas were having a Fine off in Interview with The Vampire
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Brad Pitt, Christian Slater, and Antonio Banderas were having a Fine off in Interview with The Vampire
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the feminine urge to become hotter than all of your enemies
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the feminine urge to become hotter than all of your enemies
Bob Saget ain’t got no business being dead.
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Bob Saget ain’t got no business being dead.
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
Made another turn around the sun. If you feel like blessing your girl on her birthday $lifeskandy
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Made another turn around the sun. If you feel like blessing your girl on her birthday $lifeskandy
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"Look at them big ole thighs" - A traditional Black greeting of affection
September 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Look at them big ole thighs" - A traditional Black greeting of affection
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"you should've never called me a fat ass kelly price."
in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments.
how blessed were we to experience that?
in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments.
how blessed were we to experience that?
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"you should've never called me a fat ass kelly price."
in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments.
how blessed were we to experience that?
in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments.
how blessed were we to experience that?
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My hot take is Black people who vote consistently and pragmatically without fail for the soul of the country wish that our supposed allies weren’t so fickle and shortsighted.
The reason why we always vote for “the lesser evil” is because we KNOW how worse it can be.
Do your fucking civic duty.
The reason why we always vote for “the lesser evil” is because we KNOW how worse it can be.
Do your fucking civic duty.
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My hot take is Black people who vote consistently and pragmatically without fail for the soul of the country wish that our supposed allies weren’t so fickle and shortsighted.
The reason why we always vote for “the lesser evil” is because we KNOW how worse it can be.
Do your fucking civic duty.
The reason why we always vote for “the lesser evil” is because we KNOW how worse it can be.
Do your fucking civic duty.
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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The passing of Paul Newman (2008), Sean Connery (2020), Sidney Poitier (2022), and now Robert Redford (2025) signals the slow disappearance of a certain type of 20th century figure: men who embodied classic style in a way that reflected their taste, rather than a professional stylist.
September 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The passing of Paul Newman (2008), Sean Connery (2020), Sidney Poitier (2022), and now Robert Redford (2025) signals the slow disappearance of a certain type of 20th century figure: men who embodied classic style in a way that reflected their taste, rather than a professional stylist.
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Okay Dr. John Carter
September 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Okay Dr. John Carter
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Gas stoves are for REAL cookers ☝🏽
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Gas stoves are for REAL cookers ☝🏽