lottel
@lottel.bsky.social
I make my webcam look worse for aethestics. All of my typos are because I got really excited while typing.
He/him
Catch me playing support classes over on twitch.tv/lottel
He/him
Catch me playing support classes over on twitch.tv/lottel
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I was going to say "ate too much pumpkin pie for lunch" but a truer way to say that is "my body isn't happy with the amount of pumpkin pie I require for meals"
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I was going to say "ate too much pumpkin pie for lunch" but a truer way to say that is "my body isn't happy with the amount of pumpkin pie I require for meals"
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Não me conformo que "farmar aura" é o "servir Cunt" dos héteros
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Não me conformo que "farmar aura" é o "servir Cunt" dos héteros
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if you like Tony Hawk, Jet Set Radio and Densha de Go then you'll LOVE Denshattack!
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
if you like Tony Hawk, Jet Set Radio and Densha de Go then you'll LOVE Denshattack!
Shout out the the new employee on the fourth floor who inexplicably has a handmade portrait of Zangief hanging in his cubicle.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Shout out the the new employee on the fourth floor who inexplicably has a handmade portrait of Zangief hanging in his cubicle.
I am so lucky to have me. I crack myself up constantly and really brighten my day.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I am so lucky to have me. I crack myself up constantly and really brighten my day.
I'm wearing a tight black t-shirt that shows off my muscles and I've been moving and assembling furniture all day. All I've eaten today has been cheeseburgers.
If anybody wanted to kiss me but wanted to wait until I was more stereotypically manly, your fucked-up requirement window is now.
If anybody wanted to kiss me but wanted to wait until I was more stereotypically manly, your fucked-up requirement window is now.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm wearing a tight black t-shirt that shows off my muscles and I've been moving and assembling furniture all day. All I've eaten today has been cheeseburgers.
If anybody wanted to kiss me but wanted to wait until I was more stereotypically manly, your fucked-up requirement window is now.
If anybody wanted to kiss me but wanted to wait until I was more stereotypically manly, your fucked-up requirement window is now.
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Another brutal day at work, three separate HR meetings, and I hurt my back. But I'm currently resting a Baja blast on the tummy of a purring cat so there's always hope if you look for it
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Another brutal day at work, three separate HR meetings, and I hurt my back. But I'm currently resting a Baja blast on the tummy of a purring cat so there's always hope if you look for it
Fixed for the American audience
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fixed for the American audience
And a flat tire leaving work 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
And a flat tire leaving work 🙃
Anybody hiring?
Skills: none
Requested pay: lots
Additional notes: I would like pay to be proportionate to the amount of harassment I'm to face on a daily basis. Surprisingly this has been a sticking point and no one has chosen the "no harassment" side of the spectrum.
Skills: none
Requested pay: lots
Additional notes: I would like pay to be proportionate to the amount of harassment I'm to face on a daily basis. Surprisingly this has been a sticking point and no one has chosen the "no harassment" side of the spectrum.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Anybody hiring?
Skills: none
Requested pay: lots
Additional notes: I would like pay to be proportionate to the amount of harassment I'm to face on a daily basis. Surprisingly this has been a sticking point and no one has chosen the "no harassment" side of the spectrum.
Skills: none
Requested pay: lots
Additional notes: I would like pay to be proportionate to the amount of harassment I'm to face on a daily basis. Surprisingly this has been a sticking point and no one has chosen the "no harassment" side of the spectrum.
Drinking out of my lead-lined Superman glass just to feel alive
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Drinking out of my lead-lined Superman glass just to feel alive
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Today I was a reaper with cellophane and cardboard.
They don't tell you about undertaking when you work in admin, but death comes for everyone eventually.
They don't tell you about undertaking when you work in admin, but death comes for everyone eventually.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today I was a reaper with cellophane and cardboard.
They don't tell you about undertaking when you work in admin, but death comes for everyone eventually.
They don't tell you about undertaking when you work in admin, but death comes for everyone eventually.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fantastic name and logo. This is a good brand! Excited to start watching.
And yes, I'm 100% going to be scanning the crowd for killer makeup.
And yes, I'm 100% going to be scanning the crowd for killer makeup.
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fantastic name and logo. This is a good brand! Excited to start watching.
And yes, I'm 100% going to be scanning the crowd for killer makeup.
And yes, I'm 100% going to be scanning the crowd for killer makeup.
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are exactly the two actresses i would cast to play Miss Piggy. Both of them. Every time the camera cuts, it's a different person in the outfit.
She's a complicated woman and no single person could contain all of her.
So you need two.
She's a complicated woman and no single person could contain all of her.
So you need two.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are exactly the two actresses i would cast to play Miss Piggy. Both of them. Every time the camera cuts, it's a different person in the outfit.
She's a complicated woman and no single person could contain all of her.
So you need two.
She's a complicated woman and no single person could contain all of her.
So you need two.
People used to do it for this, 6 seconds at a time
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
People used to do it for this, 6 seconds at a time
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Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
Made chili a few hours ago.
Soon, I'll eat chili.
After that... video games? Eating a book? Horse? The world is my chili, and baby, you're the beans.
Soon, I'll eat chili.
After that... video games? Eating a book? Horse? The world is my chili, and baby, you're the beans.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Made chili a few hours ago.
Soon, I'll eat chili.
After that... video games? Eating a book? Horse? The world is my chili, and baby, you're the beans.
Soon, I'll eat chili.
After that... video games? Eating a book? Horse? The world is my chili, and baby, you're the beans.
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
The problem with crashing hard with health problems is that is a day off work, and then I really could use a day to recover but then that's another day off work.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The problem with crashing hard with health problems is that is a day off work, and then I really could use a day to recover but then that's another day off work.