Clyde
@maineclyde.bsky.social
Once ate an entire ice cream cake by myself over the course of a single day
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
Shut Facebook the fuck down
The most horrifying AI slop of ICE raids you can possibly imagine is wildly viral on Facebook, collectively totaling tens of millions of views from a single account. First spotted by @chadloder.bsky.social
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
AI-Generated Videos of ICE Raids Are Wildly Viral on Facebook
An account is spamming horrific, dehumanizing videos of immigration enforcement because the Facebook algorithm is rewarding them for it.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Shut Facebook the fuck down
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Tom Brady Clones Dog https://theonion.com/tom-brady-clones-dog/
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Tom Brady Clones Dog https://theonion.com/tom-brady-clones-dog/
"We, the jury, find the defendant: rad as hell."
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"We, the jury, find the defendant: rad as hell."
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
I will ride into battle for you, Emma Thompson
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I will ride into battle for you, Emma Thompson
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol this cop pissed himself
A staggeringly wealthy carpetbagging nepobaby with seven children kicking off a run for Governor by crying about being "canceled" nearly a decade ago for beating his first wife-- we may have found the perfect modern GOP politician.
The Republican gubernatorial candidate began his campaign by deriding "cancel culture." www.bangordailynews.com/2025/10/20/p...
The domestic violence incidents that upended Jonathan Bush’s career
The Republican candidate began his campaign criticizing “cancel culture” and addressing 2005 altercations with his first wife.
www.bangordailynews.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A staggeringly wealthy carpetbagging nepobaby with seven children kicking off a run for Governor by crying about being "canceled" nearly a decade ago for beating his first wife-- we may have found the perfect modern GOP politician.
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This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
![As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ugcmot4f3ool6cottht63wx4/bafkreierpoqvjgg5hqx3zhtlfmvrfq3vaakb3h5wppcdzrvs5jh3zr7ce4@jpeg)
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
when a person falsely claims they went through a goth phase it's called stolen pallor
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
when a person falsely claims they went through a goth phase it's called stolen pallor
The Trump administration's threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Trump administration's threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
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IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
Cannot agree more strongly. WE DON'T BELONG DOWN THERE
September 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cannot agree more strongly. WE DON'T BELONG DOWN THERE
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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please don't make jokes about Joe Camel dying from lung cancer
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
please don't make jokes about Joe Camel dying from lung cancer
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I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
I've gotten no less than a half-dozen spam texts in the last two weeks all saying "The steak dinner was wonderful and we should do it again soon," and now I'm afraid I actually have my own Tyler Durden going around slingin' late-night beef all over town.
September 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I've gotten no less than a half-dozen spam texts in the last two weeks all saying "The steak dinner was wonderful and we should do it again soon," and now I'm afraid I actually have my own Tyler Durden going around slingin' late-night beef all over town.
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now