Cap'n Cupcake
@maliceunchained.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator. Author. Geek. He/Him. Pseudo-husband. Father to a little Smidge.
THE SANGUINE DUSK, available now at all good online retailers, and ebook formats!
THE SANGUINE DUSK, available now at all good online retailers, and ebook formats!
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
The Sanguine Dusk by Martyn C. Miles
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My high fantasy vampire novel is still available, in ebook, print, and even audiobook through Apple Books! This is the book where a friend of mine specifically wanted me to write him in and kill him, so...why not check it out?
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books2read.com/u/3GzNoa
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
As a reminder, my high fantasy vampire novel with a vampire horse girl, assholes getting beatdowns, and a political marriage that becomes more is still available, at all good ebook sites and to order from your local book stores!
My high fantasy vampire novel is still available, in ebook, print, and even audiobook through Apple Books! This is the book where a friend of mine specifically wanted me to write him in and kill him, so...why not check it out?
books2read.com/u/3GzNoa
books2read.com/u/3GzNoa
Available now at your favorite digital store!
The Sanguine Dusk by Martyn C. Miles
books2read.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As a reminder, my high fantasy vampire novel with a vampire horse girl, assholes getting beatdowns, and a political marriage that becomes more is still available, at all good ebook sites and to order from your local book stores!
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Deathbloom
A katana of the spider lily
Owner: mikemondoman
[ #fantasy #item #design #dnd #dndart #homebrew #pathfinder #huevember #red #katana #magicalscope ]
A katana of the spider lily
Owner: mikemondoman
[ #fantasy #item #design #dnd #dndart #homebrew #pathfinder #huevember #red #katana #magicalscope ]
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Deathbloom
A katana of the spider lily
Owner: mikemondoman
[ #fantasy #item #design #dnd #dndart #homebrew #pathfinder #huevember #red #katana #magicalscope ]
A katana of the spider lily
Owner: mikemondoman
[ #fantasy #item #design #dnd #dndart #homebrew #pathfinder #huevember #red #katana #magicalscope ]
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Are you someone who claims to be a “trans ally”?
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Are you someone who claims to be a “trans ally”?
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”
Stop playing Fortnite.
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I'm getting real tired of not being able to trust that a video game doesn't have AI crap in it:
aftermath.site/the-alters-ai-...
aftermath.site/the-alters-ai-...
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I'm getting real tired of not being able to trust that a video game doesn't have AI crap in it:
aftermath.site/the-alters-ai-...
aftermath.site/the-alters-ai-...
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Forget calling in sick. As an artist, we should be allowed to call in creative.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Forget calling in sick. As an artist, we should be allowed to call in creative.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
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This was 80’s England where this sort of shit was on the fucking TV.
It was not ok.
It’s been 35 years and the memory still occasionally pops up to make me turn inside out.
Nigel Farage is an unapologetic racist shitweasel who should never ever be allowed near power.
I’m still sorry.
2/2
It was not ok.
It’s been 35 years and the memory still occasionally pops up to make me turn inside out.
Nigel Farage is an unapologetic racist shitweasel who should never ever be allowed near power.
I’m still sorry.
2/2
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This was 80’s England where this sort of shit was on the fucking TV.
It was not ok.
It’s been 35 years and the memory still occasionally pops up to make me turn inside out.
Nigel Farage is an unapologetic racist shitweasel who should never ever be allowed near power.
I’m still sorry.
2/2
It was not ok.
It’s been 35 years and the memory still occasionally pops up to make me turn inside out.
Nigel Farage is an unapologetic racist shitweasel who should never ever be allowed near power.
I’m still sorry.
2/2
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We say tax the super rich.
The super rich with those who protect them say I'm dangerous.
If you want to lower bills and tax billionaires - take on power & wealth: join.greenparty.org.uk
(Ps what are Channel 4 doing with this image!?)
The super rich with those who protect them say I'm dangerous.
If you want to lower bills and tax billionaires - take on power & wealth: join.greenparty.org.uk
(Ps what are Channel 4 doing with this image!?)
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We say tax the super rich.
The super rich with those who protect them say I'm dangerous.
If you want to lower bills and tax billionaires - take on power & wealth: join.greenparty.org.uk
(Ps what are Channel 4 doing with this image!?)
The super rich with those who protect them say I'm dangerous.
If you want to lower bills and tax billionaires - take on power & wealth: join.greenparty.org.uk
(Ps what are Channel 4 doing with this image!?)
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💜🤍🖤 Ace fox commission~
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
💜🤍🖤 Ace fox commission~
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She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I can't think of anyone who has been so prolific. What a legend. May he rest in peace.
RIP Udo Kier (1944-2025), a German character actor with a prolific and eclectic career (My Own Private Idaho, Blade, Ace Ventura, Dancer in the Dark, Grindhouse, Suspiria, Dogville...)
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
In sci-fi: Johnny Mnemonic, Melancholia, Armageddon, Dracula 3000, Metropia, Iron Sky, Downsizing, Seaquest DSV...
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I can't think of anyone who has been so prolific. What a legend. May he rest in peace.
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We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
February 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
@tfsalesposts.bsky.social , could you boost this post please? I'd really appreciate it.
Alright, #Transformers community, commiserations to those of us who didn't make it to Reading over the weekend. However, why not console yourself with this excellent condition, Legacy United G1 Sandstorm? Never been transformed, all accessories, £20 plus postage, UK only. Go on, treat yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@tfsalesposts.bsky.social , could you boost this post please? I'd really appreciate it.
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A Wolfenoot Blessing
May you and your pack be safe.
May you protect one another.
May your sleep be sound.
May your teeth be sharp.
May your treats be sweet.
#wolfenoot
May you and your pack be safe.
May you protect one another.
May your sleep be sound.
May your teeth be sharp.
May your treats be sweet.
#wolfenoot
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A Wolfenoot Blessing
May you and your pack be safe.
May you protect one another.
May your sleep be sound.
May your teeth be sharp.
May your treats be sweet.
#wolfenoot
May you and your pack be safe.
May you protect one another.
May your sleep be sound.
May your teeth be sharp.
May your treats be sweet.
#wolfenoot
Alright, #Transformers community, commiserations to those of us who didn't make it to Reading over the weekend. However, why not console yourself with this excellent condition, Legacy United G1 Sandstorm? Never been transformed, all accessories, £20 plus postage, UK only. Go on, treat yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Alright, #Transformers community, commiserations to those of us who didn't make it to Reading over the weekend. However, why not console yourself with this excellent condition, Legacy United G1 Sandstorm? Never been transformed, all accessories, £20 plus postage, UK only. Go on, treat yourself.
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Saw this on the other site and wanted to share it here. Furry artist ardwoof has been detained by ice for the last few weeks. here is the GoFundMe link their family/friends have set up to help with their legal fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Saw this on the other site and wanted to share it here. Furry artist ardwoof has been detained by ice for the last few weeks. here is the GoFundMe link their family/friends have set up to help with their legal fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
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Goes without saying but yeah yall, dont watch it, don't pirate it don't engage with it.
This same shit happened with that god awful Velma show, people watched it to shit on it and they made more
Just let the fucking thing die in the crib and give up the series
Fuck the Terf Queen
This same shit happened with that god awful Velma show, people watched it to shit on it and they made more
Just let the fucking thing die in the crib and give up the series
Fuck the Terf Queen
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Goes without saying but yeah yall, dont watch it, don't pirate it don't engage with it.
This same shit happened with that god awful Velma show, people watched it to shit on it and they made more
Just let the fucking thing die in the crib and give up the series
Fuck the Terf Queen
This same shit happened with that god awful Velma show, people watched it to shit on it and they made more
Just let the fucking thing die in the crib and give up the series
Fuck the Terf Queen
Yeeeeessss, my beloved Oberth-class!
Star Trek III destroyed one Enterprise, but gave us a generous helping of new ships (plus a spacedock) to compensate. The Bird of Prey and Excelsior went on to become fan favourites, but one is not so universally loved.
Join me for a small Oberth-class appreciation thread… [🧵]
Join me for a small Oberth-class appreciation thread… [🧵]
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Yeeeeessss, my beloved Oberth-class!
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Friendly reminder. Please share.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Friendly reminder. Please share.
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Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
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Everyone who has memory-holed the pandemic in the UK should take a walk along the Covid memorial wall in London. Each heart represents a single person who died of Covid, and it goes of *forever*. It's very, very long.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Everyone who has memory-holed the pandemic in the UK should take a walk along the Covid memorial wall in London. Each heart represents a single person who died of Covid, and it goes of *forever*. It's very, very long.
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Hello and congrats on 8.9k!!!
This is my latest work! 😊
This is my latest work! 😊
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hello and congrats on 8.9k!!!
This is my latest work! 😊
This is my latest work! 😊