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Malik Vallo
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Fine, whatever // Writer
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finished twin peaks the return a few hours ago. still thinking about it. it might be the greatest work of art i've ever seen
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Unwinnable subscribers saw an excerpt of this last month, but here's the much, much longer convo I had with Autumn back in December about cultural criticism, my process, and a long, ongoing battle with alienation from my own taste and craft. A little rambly, apologies

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February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Caves of Qud mutates onto the Nintendo Switch, February 16th!
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage
"a lot"
September 13, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Unironically one of the few good american traditions
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Aesthetically, video games peaked with the PS2
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Me and my girlfriend
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The libidinal nature of capitalist accumulation never been more relevant!
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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"technologists, reactionaries, and seething upstarts are brought together by decadent parties on a wealthy idiot's pedophile island, laying the groundwork for a digital-first fascism" sounds like a cyberpunk plot but you know it's real life because they did it with the style of people in bumper cars
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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lol
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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when trump rolled out the line about haitians eating people’s pets during the debate kamala just laughed it off. she didn’t defend them, didn’t stick up for them, didn’t say shit because her immigration platform was she was going to Really do border security. we were always going to wind up here
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Just don't know anymore
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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There's an old saying from Ron Paul - I know it's in Lenin, probably in Ron Paul - that says there are decades where weeks...uh... and there are weeks where, uh...it's happening
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
First movie date my girlfriend and I went on was Memoria lmao
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
austin spittin
On the Patreon: Shelved by Genre's Q&A to close out the Alan Moore unit! We talk the world, stories, imagination, and, as always, think about how various characters might react to meeting Tomie. www.patreon.com/posts/146719...
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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every single day I stop myself from posting pictures of the shinzo abe gun
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
YouTube ads have gone too far
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
This is what the LAPD et al do as well FYI!
Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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It's not hypocrisy, it's capitalism.

The bizarre behaviour of Western states and leaders often seems to betray a moral double standard. But in fact it is all perfectly consistent with a single standard, namely, the objective of maintaining the conditions for capital accumulation in the core.
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Wait you're telling me elected people can do things? That's nuts
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM