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Dio. They/them. Actually here for socialism, memes, and silly little gay shows. And cats.
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
If I say anything I will be banned
… First non-critical Dem Senator reaction I’ve seen comes from Fetterman:
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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wild to see every news outlet use the term "capture" to describe what happened. we're not at war with venezuela! this is *objectively* an illegal kidnapping of a sovereign country's leader
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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I will say this, at this moment you have to listen to Venezuelans because they're the ones that are dealing with the immediacy of all this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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“Irony” isn’t nearly a strong enough word
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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🚨 Thread collecting actionable steps to help civilians in Venezuela, Venezuelan refugees fleeing to neighboring countries, and Venezuelan immigrants in the US. 🚨

✅️ Please post ideas / links, especially to local frontline groups.

❌️ Please avoid non-actions, and be cautious regarding sanctions.

👇
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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And there ya have it…

Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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NO WAR. FULL STOP.

Trump has already launched an unconstitutional war for oil. We’re organizing now.

Join us TODAY for a protest sign–making party at campaign HQ as we prepare for the larger Emergency Day of Action downtown opposing war on Venezuela.

🕝 2:30–3:30 PM
📍 7016 N Clark St, Rogers Park
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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It’s an empire and it‘s doing empire things. The peace rhetoric is an *inherent part* of imperial war machine. Some people need to brush up on history. And yes, this will get worse.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Chat, are we cooked?
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Yuzu baths are a Japanese New Year's tradition for health and warding off evil.

Video: capybaras munching lettuce while chin-deep in water with yuzu fruit, Chinese bellflower, and pine boughs floating in it.

[via Gifu Prefecture freshwater aquarium]
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Denver:
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Gay people! Please remember that if you have access to a time machine you are OBLIGATED to go back in time and take out Ronald Reagan
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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For those keeping track at home: Since Christmas Eve the United States has bombed or carried out raids in Syria, Somalia, Nigeria and now Venezuela. And Congress' response has ranged from nothing to support.
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Changing tacts completely for a second learning that the insurance industry emerges as an industry from insuring slave ships really puts into perspective how evil everything is

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Also if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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There is a protest at 5pm in Federal Plaza. I'm not sure, but I think the 3pm one might have delayed to combine with this one.
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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There's your Nobel Peace Prize winner, btw. Hats off to everyone involved. Great job.
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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The US is a rogue state and should be treated as such by the international community.

www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/...
Trump launches 'large-scale' attack on Venezuela, captures Nicolas Maduro and wife
Maduro and his wife were captured and removed from the country following the operation, Trump said in a statement on Truth Social.
www.cnbc.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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We're going to need a bigger Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Many-colored Rush Tyrant (Tachuris rubrigastra) in Chile by Yung Niem.
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM