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Dio. They/them. Actually here for socialism, memes, and silly little gay shows. And cats.
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"leftists made me sad"

BROO how are you going to do a class warfare if this happened to u?????
People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, I’m annoyed by leftists every single day.

Some leftists annoy me everytime I see them talk.
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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ALL GIFT EXCHANGE PARTIES ARE HEREBY BANNED AT COBRA FACILITIES!

I DID NOT FORM THE DEADLIEST INDEPENDENT MILITARY ON EARTH JUST TO HAVE DESTRO STEAL MY LA CREUSET RAMKINS AND LEAVE ME WITH A GIFT CERTIFICATE THE BARONESS BROUGHT FOR SOME PLACE CALLED “BAD DRAGON”!
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Sure, I'm bad at all sorts of things
But nonbinary people can be baddies right?
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"average person knows 3 sex offenders" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person knows 0 sex offenders. Journalism Georg, who lives in cave & is pals with 10,000 sex offenders and enjoys their dinner parties and their funny anecdotes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted"
The Times, just protecting women again today
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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The Year of the Blue Snake 🐍
January 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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She’s right you know.
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
She looks like she's hosting the Hunger Games
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Democrats have forgotten how to connect with working people like they used to
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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"Tate's endurance was awful" perhaps the least surprising news of the day
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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the second angle at the chin shot is gravy. gravy!!!
Watching him get his ass handed to him made my day.

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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh my god. Christmas coming early this year???
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Al Jazeera asked displaced Palestinian children about their hopes for the new year. I wanted to share their responses here:
December 31, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm normally kind of a baby about watching fights, but this one I'm okay with
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I cannot state any more baldly or clearly than I already have about what an immense menace RFK Jr. is. The number of preventable illnesses and deaths - of *babies* - will be horrific. This anti-vax crap is grotesque anti-science, and always has been.
Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM