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Chris
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Living an unconventional life with one foot off grid, in a beautiful part of the UK.
We don't need all this 'stuff'. It can never compensate for the joys of nature or a beer with a friend. Try to keep it simple, and contentment follows 😁
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One for the flag-shaggers.

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Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
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Cartoonist @anntelnaes.bsky.social captures very vile nuance of Bondi.
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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What is effective about this Burnham statement is it reads like something that he is personally invested in and is not worried about criticism for. More of this please.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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What sits behind ALL this is the inescapable fact that a huge chunk of the lobby has been out to get this gov't from Day 1, not because of anything it did (this is no defence of a gov't that is doing lots wrong and deserves criticism), but because ONLY THEIR CHAPS have a right to be in office. Ever.
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Entertaining as this spat is, it contains not-a-flicker of recognition as to WHY this might be happening.

For 16 months, a tax-exile-oligarch-owned, mostly right-wing press, has abused the privilege of these exclusive private sessions, to misrepresent the gov't on every issue. This is the FO stage.
Broadcaster backs televised briefings shocker
See the Government followed @lewisgoodall.com advice.. 👍🏻
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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It’s very good of Prince William to distance himself from his horrific uncle Andrew, while on a visit to hang out with journalist-murdering bastard Mohammed bin Salman. I
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I think Anas Sarwar might have just turned round and thought 'Ooh, where's everybody gone?' 🤔
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Epstein was in and out of Russia every few months according to his travel documents, but Mandelson was partying in nightclubs in St Petersburg and regularly in Moscow.

How did our intelligence services fail to pick this up? Or were their reports and investigations suppressed?
February 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit

Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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BREAKING: As the Super Bowl gets ready to kick off in Las Vegas, someone just protected this video onto a building there!

It’s the “P-do Bowl” featuring the men who are in the Epstein files the most.

Hint: Donald Trump, Howard Lutnick and Steve Bannon are the all-stars of this game.
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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This story should be retitled. The US is actually funding pro-Putin think tanks, ones that want to end European democracy.

Lets be honest about this.
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Wow, this speech from Mayor of NY Zohran Mamdani 👏💯

"I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her moments later were: I'm not mad at you"

"I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger"

"Let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion"
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Some really interesting reminders here, regarding the political and media response AT THE TIME of Mandelson's appointment.
The hypocrisy builds up so quickly, you need wings to stay above it! -

Check out this episode of The News Agents on Global Player - share-lbc.globalplayer.com/podcasts/epi...
The News Agents - Podcast Episode | Global Player
Can Keir Starmer save himself from the Mandelson scandal?
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February 6, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
*insert popcorn emoji*
it's really not over yet
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Since 1776, over 41 million men and women--excluding Donald Trump--served in the United States military.

Name ONE who fought or died for the right of ANY president to order U.S. soldiers or law enforcement to terrorize or wage war against ANY American citizen who peacefully opposes him.
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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It's rare to see how lobbyists operate. But the Epstein-Mandelson correspondence shows us what happens all the time: plutocrats and government ministers conspiring against the public interest. This is why all lobbying should be in the public domain, but despite Labour and Con promises, it's not. 🧵
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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The more I watch this from Hannah Spencer, two things happen:
1. The more I like it and her.
2. The more it makes me want to get out and do what she says by volunteering.
... I'm surprisingly moved by 2, as I can physically feel it breaking through the armour of scepticism I've built around myself.
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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One of the most disgusting, brutal and unpunished child‑abuse networks in the world…

And the usual voices who claim to care about ‘women and girls’ have nothing to say.

We see you.
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Trump TERRIFIES His Own Supporters With Unbelievable Email Threat! 😂😅🤦
youtu.be/DMXsSA0guCo?...
Trump TERRIFIES His Own Supporters With Unbelievable Email Threat
YouTube video by The Damage Report
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February 1, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Goldman: They’re still covering up, because only half of the documents have been released.

I don’t understand why they get to decide—without explanation—why half of the material should be held back. Trump’s name is all over it. So now we know why there was such a cover-up…
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Goodwin literally had a hissy fit when Alan Rusbridger & David Aaronovitch went for dinner after an event they all did together & chose not to ask him. He’s palpably desperate to go to fictional dinner parties that exist only in his warped imagination. Instead he gets to suck lemons with 30p Lee.
You dont win 'em all! Reform's Matt Goodwin in Sunday Times: 'Most .. people criticising me are nerds.The last thing I want is to be at some dinner party table with Nick Robinson & Mary Beard. I'd rather shoot myself in the head'. Hang on, I'm not THAT bad!Nerds sometimes have a (thoughtful!) point.
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I found the responses to this post really interesting. That is all 🤷‍♂️
January 31, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Richard Littlejohn wrote about fly-tipping in yesterday’s Mail, today Boris Johnson turns his attention to a bus driver sacked for beating up a thief. Anything, literally *anything*, to avoid addressing the now utterly undeniable shame & humiliation of their pathetic cheerleading for Donald Trump…
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM