MICHAΞL
@mberns247.bsky.social
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
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I’m going to start drinking seed oil straight from the bottle
February 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m going to start drinking seed oil straight from the bottle
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What if Lemon Party and Grindr did a cross-promotion.
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
What if Lemon Party and Grindr did a cross-promotion.
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RFK Jr has turned one of those impossible colors like greenish-yellow purple that none of us are supposed to be perceiving
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
RFK Jr has turned one of those impossible colors like greenish-yellow purple that none of us are supposed to be perceiving
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
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there’s a whole different America out there posting on Threads
February 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
there’s a whole different America out there posting on Threads
Find you someone that loves you like Flavor Flav loves the Olympics
MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
February 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Find you someone that loves you like Flavor Flav loves the Olympics
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Whatever happened to Trump’s plan for 10% credit card rates?
It met the same fate as his tariff rebate checks. And his health care “plan.” And the DOGE rebate checks. And 50-year mortgages. And...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
It met the same fate as his tariff rebate checks. And his health care “plan.” And the DOGE rebate checks. And 50-year mortgages. And...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
For Trump, rapid-fire policy gimmicks come and go at breakneck speeds
The more desperate the president becomes, the more he starts throwing out ideas he thinks people might like as if he were a casino dealer tossing cards.
www.ms.now
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Whatever happened to Trump’s plan for 10% credit card rates?
It met the same fate as his tariff rebate checks. And his health care “plan.” And the DOGE rebate checks. And 50-year mortgages. And...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
It met the same fate as his tariff rebate checks. And his health care “plan.” And the DOGE rebate checks. And 50-year mortgages. And...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Wild ass framing from USA Today
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Wild ass framing from USA Today
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Good fuckin riddance Tyreek Hill.
February 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Good fuckin riddance Tyreek Hill.
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I would also like a billion dollars
Schultz: Tua Tagovailoa remains cut candidate but Dolphins would prefer to find trade partner.
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I would also like a billion dollars
Miami Dolphins front office today
Ron Ronswanson GIF
ALT: Ron Ronswanson GIF
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Miami Dolphins front office today
I didn't hate trading for Chubb when it happened, but I absolutely hated giving up a 1st AND immediately signing him to a big extension. Giving up a premium pick and a TON of cap space for a guy who had been solid but never a true game wrecker felt like a gamble even when he was performing well
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I didn't hate trading for Chubb when it happened, but I absolutely hated giving up a 1st AND immediately signing him to a big extension. Giving up a premium pick and a TON of cap space for a guy who had been solid but never a true game wrecker felt like a gamble even when he was performing well
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A strange find from the Epstein files:
A hacker named Vincenzo Iozzo shares with Epstein a rumor that Peter Thiel was "bankrolling" the neo-Nazi white supremacist hacker troll known as "weev."
Conversation is about financial strategies and "currencies."
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
A hacker named Vincenzo Iozzo shares with Epstein a rumor that Peter Thiel was "bankrolling" the neo-Nazi white supremacist hacker troll known as "weev."
Conversation is about financial strategies and "currencies."
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
A strange find from the Epstein files:
A hacker named Vincenzo Iozzo shares with Epstein a rumor that Peter Thiel was "bankrolling" the neo-Nazi white supremacist hacker troll known as "weev."
Conversation is about financial strategies and "currencies."
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
A hacker named Vincenzo Iozzo shares with Epstein a rumor that Peter Thiel was "bankrolling" the neo-Nazi white supremacist hacker troll known as "weev."
Conversation is about financial strategies and "currencies."
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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As called on Fox Deportes:
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
As called on Fox Deportes:
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The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
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ICE point weapon directly at woman peacefully protesting, just inches in front of her face.
Goon is pointing a B&T GL06 grenade launcher and shooting someone at point-blank range with this so-called
"less than lethal" ammo could be fatal.
Goon is pointing a B&T GL06 grenade launcher and shooting someone at point-blank range with this so-called
"less than lethal" ammo could be fatal.
February 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
ICE point weapon directly at woman peacefully protesting, just inches in front of her face.
Goon is pointing a B&T GL06 grenade launcher and shooting someone at point-blank range with this so-called
"less than lethal" ammo could be fatal.
Goon is pointing a B&T GL06 grenade launcher and shooting someone at point-blank range with this so-called
"less than lethal" ammo could be fatal.
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
Every other freestyle ski jumper they're like "she's got no ACLs and her achilles tendon is made of Oscar Meyer Bologna. She's going to do 9 flips and 4 rotations with a heel grab"
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Every other freestyle ski jumper they're like "she's got no ACLs and her achilles tendon is made of Oscar Meyer Bologna. She's going to do 9 flips and 4 rotations with a heel grab"
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POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
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NEW: Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
NEW: Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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I have been cursed by a witch
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
October 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I have been cursed by a witch
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
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I went 100 pages deep on the Swarovski catalogue and found a statue of myself, a thousand facets gleaming. She looked so happy to have let the light in. So much happier than me, with this darkness hidden in my repulsive flesh
I’m down a rabbit hole on the swarovski website now please send help
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I went 100 pages deep on the Swarovski catalogue and found a statue of myself, a thousand facets gleaming. She looked so happy to have let the light in. So much happier than me, with this darkness hidden in my repulsive flesh
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Your honor, I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future.
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Your honor, I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future.
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Every authority figure in existence doesn't want you to know this, but this is how you treat all bullies.
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Every authority figure in existence doesn't want you to know this, but this is how you treat all bullies.