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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
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The way all sports media now is underwritten by gambling companies feels a little bit like if every cooking competition show’s commercial breaks were full of ads for different brands of heroin.
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The way all sports media now is underwritten by gambling companies feels a little bit like if every cooking competition show’s commercial breaks were full of ads for different brands of heroin.
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For decades people have asked how do I order a pizza? How to get pizza to my house? Now we have the answer.
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
For decades people have asked how do I order a pizza? How to get pizza to my house? Now we have the answer.
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
muppet starship troopers could fix us
Listen to the new @alimcguirk.bsky.social album, Watertop. 🌊🔝 Because it rocks. open.spotify.com/album/79eTWR...
Watertop
open.spotify.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Listen to the new @alimcguirk.bsky.social album, Watertop. 🌊🔝 Because it rocks. open.spotify.com/album/79eTWR...
It made me go back on Facebook so that’s something.
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It made me go back on Facebook so that’s something.
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the maga constitution doesn’t allow any institution, public or private, to explicitly work to ameliorate racial inequality but allows the government to racially profile
BREAKING: By an apparent 6–3 vote, the Supreme Court halts an injunction that had prevented immigration agents from racially profiling Latinos in central California.
Sotomayor, dissenting, says the decision is "unconscionably irreconcilable with our nation's constitutional guarantees."
Sotomayor, dissenting, says the decision is "unconscionably irreconcilable with our nation's constitutional guarantees."
September 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the maga constitution doesn’t allow any institution, public or private, to explicitly work to ameliorate racial inequality but allows the government to racially profile
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*looks directly at camera*
Cities hope to attract more police officers by cutting education requirements
Cities hope to attract more police officers by cutting education requirements
Some cities hope that relaxing education hiring standards may solve lingering staffing shortages. Is that a good idea?
www.usatoday.com
August 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
*looks directly at camera*
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Been thinking about \S/
July 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Been thinking about \S/
Don’t mind me just reblueskying my cringe
July 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t mind me just reblueskying my cringe
Who is The Chancellor? What perils await our heroic class of characters? Only the recesses of my comic imagination know for sure.
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Who is The Chancellor? What perils await our heroic class of characters? Only the recesses of my comic imagination know for sure.
Been thinking about \S/
July 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Been thinking about \S/
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I think about this all the time. In the last twenty years we've drowned in "What if Superman was evil?" stories, while real Lex Luthors hosted SNL and ruined the world.
July 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I think about this all the time. In the last twenty years we've drowned in "What if Superman was evil?" stories, while real Lex Luthors hosted SNL and ruined the world.
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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“This is not constitutional!” I cry as the temu-bought katana enters my belly
June 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“This is not constitutional!” I cry as the temu-bought katana enters my belly
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Crazy that Luigi is charged with terrorism but the guy who had a hit list of democrats and shot 4 and killed two isn't
June 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Crazy that Luigi is charged with terrorism but the guy who had a hit list of democrats and shot 4 and killed two isn't
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Inside the History of The Simpsons: An interview with Alan Siegel, author of "Stupid TV, Be More Funny”
#thesimpsons #booksky #author
ministryofpopculture.substack.com/p/come-famil...
#thesimpsons #booksky #author
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"Come, Family. Let Us All Bask in Television's Warm Glowing Warming Glow"
An interview with Alan Siegel, author of "Stupid TV, Be More Funny," a new history of "The Simpsons."
ministryofpopculture.substack.com
June 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Inside the History of The Simpsons: An interview with Alan Siegel, author of "Stupid TV, Be More Funny”
#thesimpsons #booksky #author
ministryofpopculture.substack.com/p/come-famil...
#thesimpsons #booksky #author
ministryofpopculture.substack.com/p/come-famil...