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Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · Nov 12

New pinned!

Bright Black is in full swing! I'm alittle distracted with some other projects atm but whenever I have free time I'm working on Entry #6! I wanted to direct attention to the best ways to keep up with the story!

You can find both in the thread below.

#BrightBlack #Writers #Writesky

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 4d

folks, he's done it again

A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 4d

I wish Mamdani would not have done 9/11 again. It doesn't poll well.

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · 8d

I can't tell you how angry I was that I held onto "Charles Entertainment Kirk" only to listen to Some More News at the gym and hear them make the exact same joke a day before my video went live.

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Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · 9d

Shane take your meds

Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · 13d

I'd like you to not explain what a werewolf grooming salon is. I think I'll keep that part of me intact.

Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · 14d

I like how Jared Leto will never be able to live this meme down and it's entirely no fault of his own. He did absolutely nothing to cause the creation of this meme nor propagate it, yet he will never escape it.

Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · 18d

So there are people upset with the nautilus they're adding to Minecraft because "what if a kid finds a real nautilus and thinks they're just like the Minecraft ones?"

And frankly, if a child is over an entirely mile underwater, I think there are much bigger problems to worry about.

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Marchioness Marquita @dhampirhuntress.bsky.social · Aug 30

The High Priestess

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Marchioness Marquita @dhampirhuntress.bsky.social · 27d

The Faustian
(Hopefully it doesn't degrade the post)

The Faustian bought war for you. He raised his arms and pushed the realms apart.
challenging his own to give you freedom. He questioned the position of the above.
their reverence and wisdom.
how they held you down into submission, demanding you of your being.

He saw wrong in your pain.

Minds moulded and bodies withered.
deprived of warmth.
Torn from Autonomy.

He brought down with him the flames of knowledge,
he brought to life those sparks of will they desperately tried to snuff out,
he embraced you with fires of defiance.
He sacrificed his flesh to give requiem to the primordial rage that enslaved you.

“Burn.”

He said. “Burn and bring forth light.”
We found the strength of action within the Faustian.

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · Aug 31

Love when I plug my phone in to charge, and it's like "nah, not today man" for no reason

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · Sep 6

If you're always doing more than one horrible fascist thing, people can always shut down criticism of one of them by claiming it is a distraction from the others.

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · Sep 16

Gotta wonder, if I'm ever assassinated will there be national headlines trying to sincerely explain the distinction between a 'breadtuber' and a 'debate-bro?'

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 18

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...

theonion.com

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · Sep 20

But if you put cat ears on a drawing, Mastercard gets to delete your bank account

ghost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · Sep 20

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Sep 20

“Meta has used back-to-school pictures of schoolgirls to advertise one of its social media platforms to a 37-year-old man, in a move parents described as “outrageous” and “upsetting.”

Meta has 100% stopped even *pretending* not to be astoundingly evil.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · Sep 23

Saturday morning cartoons really gave me an unrealistic expectation for how many problems could be solved through turtle power.

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GigerPunk @gigerpunk.bsky.social · Sep 18

Fuck me this is bleak.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.

‘Children's book illustrator isn't a job anymore.’
I've been out of work for a while now. I made children's book illustrations, stock art, and took various art commissions.

Now I have several maxed out credit cards and use a donation bin for food. I haven't had a steady contract in over a year. two weeks ago, when a client who has switched to AI found out about this he gave me $50 out of "a sense of guilt." Basically pity for the fact that Illustrator, as a job, does not exist anymore.

It was my birthday recently and I sincerely considered not living anymore.
The worst part of all is that the parents who once supported me fully in being an artist sent me an AI generated picture of a caricature of themselves holding a birthday cake with my name spelled incorrectly.

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Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · Sep 13

Chat, did I cook?

#superman #absolutesuperman #absolutesupes #absolutedc

Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · Sep 4

I hope the team behind My Adventures With Superman finally get to work on their own original anime sometime soon, then maybe they can stop pretending they have any interest in adapting DC comics.

Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · Sep 2

Superheros are not fascist. People having incredible strength and abilities and using them to help people without those abilities at great personal risk to themselves, with no expectation or reward or personal gain, is the exact opposite of fascism.

Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · Aug 28

What sucks the most about the fantastic 4 is Franklin and Valerie. Such utterly boring characters

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · Aug 27

I just feel like it should be relatively straightforward to program your software not to encourage self harm.
It should be the very first, most basic consideration of any software which purports to talk to people.

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Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · Aug 26

The worst thing Drake ever did is make me side with UMG

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Thought Slime @slimemildred.bsky.social · Aug 25

Unless what you're trying to remember is specifically Power Rangers trivia, in which case it gets carved into the chalkboard forever for some reason.

Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · Aug 24

Trying to remember things with ADHD is like trying to write on a chalkboard outside in a rain storm while neuroaverage people get to write indoors with pen and paper and then they come out and wonder why your slate is blank.

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Marchioness Marquita @dhampirhuntress.bsky.social · Aug 15

she's breaking away
#artmoots

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Metaforth @metaforth.bsky.social · Aug 24

You know I actually believe people who specifically specialize in domestic abuse and have an extensive career dealing with domestic abuse and it's many forms more than I trust what a courtroom says.

Fuck Johnny Depp