Matt Eitner
@mkeitner.bsky.social
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Are games art? Not if gamers have anything to say about it
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Are games art? Not if gamers have anything to say about it
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
It's horribly overused as a descriptor but the season finale of The Chair Company, and the season as a whole, is genuinely Lynchian
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It's horribly overused as a descriptor but the season finale of The Chair Company, and the season as a whole, is genuinely Lynchian
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yall we got that cali purp come check these hairs out. damn son these nugs look like the metroid motorcycle
The color combo for Samus' Prime 4 suit might make it my favorite look for her ever. Its so sick.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
yall we got that cali purp come check these hairs out. damn son these nugs look like the metroid motorcycle
They knocked the goddamn N off his helmet!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They knocked the goddamn N off his helmet!!
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I saw all the sonic rings pop out of him on that hit man
Dart aiming for a record in most concussions incurred in one season
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I saw all the sonic rings pop out of him on that hit man
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
December 2, 2024 at 10:02 PM
It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
GrAIverhaus time let's go baby
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
GrAIverhaus time let's go baby
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You ever miss someone?
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You ever miss someone?
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it’s monday so tiktok is a bunch of anthony bradford highlights again
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it’s monday so tiktok is a bunch of anthony bradford highlights again
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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In 2025 the AFC stands for Absolutely Fraudulent Conference
the broncos have the dumbest version of plot armor i’ve ever seen
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
In 2025 the AFC stands for Absolutely Fraudulent Conference
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The Seahawks have had multiple games now where they completely blew the opposition off the field in games where they played something like a B- minus game. I do not care about the opposition quality the NFL is a brutal league. They are very very good.
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Seahawks have had multiple games now where they completely blew the opposition off the field in games where they played something like a B- minus game. I do not care about the opposition quality the NFL is a brutal league. They are very very good.
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brainless missile of a linebacker lmao
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
brainless missile of a linebacker lmao
That was the total Riq Woolen experience, baby
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That was the total Riq Woolen experience, baby
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Cam Akers gonna change teams midgame
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Cam Akers gonna change teams midgame
Max Throwsmore picks
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Max Throwsmore picks
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
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That's not Max Brosmer. That's Twelve.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
That's not Max Brosmer. That's Twelve.
The Seahawks are simply honoring Kenny Easley with the throwback unis, a completely inept offense, and dominant defensive play.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Seahawks are simply honoring Kenny Easley with the throwback unis, a completely inept offense, and dominant defensive play.