Meaner Variance
@moderationproblem.bsky.social
Free-range accountant.
Armchair political scientist.
Occasional Streamer
If you came to find out “Is this guy serious?” Probably no, but maybe very.
Armchair political scientist.
Occasional Streamer
If you came to find out “Is this guy serious?” Probably no, but maybe very.
Pinned
It feels a bit eel.
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I took my dog to the vet and met a woman with a corgi called G.
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I took my dog to the vet and met a woman with a corgi called G.
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
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I think it’s a bummer that the GOP has decided it would rather eat the shit sandwich on health care than negotiate a bipartisan bill, but now it’s down to us to make them eat that sandwich.
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think it’s a bummer that the GOP has decided it would rather eat the shit sandwich on health care than negotiate a bipartisan bill, but now it’s down to us to make them eat that sandwich.
My dog was bothering me and wouldn’t let me work, so I crawled into his bed and pretended to go to sleep, to tell him what I wanted him to do. And it totally worked. He’s there, he’s quiet, and I feel like a genius. Would have given that 5% max of working.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My dog was bothering me and wouldn’t let me work, so I crawled into his bed and pretended to go to sleep, to tell him what I wanted him to do. And it totally worked. He’s there, he’s quiet, and I feel like a genius. Would have given that 5% max of working.
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So hear me out ....
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So hear me out ....
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Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
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It was only a matter of time…
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It was only a matter of time…
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
What if the real moon landing conspiracy is that they did go
To the moon, but they did multiple takes to make sure it was properly dramatic? (Since this is Bluesky, yes, I am joking, not advancing conspiracy theories)
To the moon, but they did multiple takes to make sure it was properly dramatic? (Since this is Bluesky, yes, I am joking, not advancing conspiracy theories)
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What if the real moon landing conspiracy is that they did go
To the moon, but they did multiple takes to make sure it was properly dramatic? (Since this is Bluesky, yes, I am joking, not advancing conspiracy theories)
To the moon, but they did multiple takes to make sure it was properly dramatic? (Since this is Bluesky, yes, I am joking, not advancing conspiracy theories)
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Everyone’s pets better be getting huge Christmas bonuses this year for the work they’ve been putting in
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Everyone’s pets better be getting huge Christmas bonuses this year for the work they’ve been putting in
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cutting the legs out from under it, eh
*META’S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
cutting the legs out from under it, eh
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
Chat GPT tells me I’m a very clever boy. Gemini 3 tells me I’m crearing an unholy turducken of an operating system, but if that’s really what I want to do, I should start with distribution box
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Chat GPT tells me I’m a very clever boy. Gemini 3 tells me I’m crearing an unholy turducken of an operating system, but if that’s really what I want to do, I should start with distribution box
I hate, loathe, despise, and detest that guy.
Things are swell until Merriam’s French, know-it-all, boyfriend, Roget, shows up to win her back and ask that they get engaged (or, if you prefer, betrothed, affianced, or perhaps, intended).
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I hate, loathe, despise, and detest that guy.
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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Beating golden age batman would've been so easy just leave a series of puzzle clues leading him on a fuckin geocashing adventure instead of directly to your crimes
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Beating golden age batman would've been so easy just leave a series of puzzle clues leading him on a fuckin geocashing adventure instead of directly to your crimes
I bought a Surface Pro 4 for cheap earlier this year. It was in pretty good shape and still capable of doing a lot of things, including falling one (1) foot and shattering the screen internally. RIP little surface, you punched above your weight class.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I bought a Surface Pro 4 for cheap earlier this year. It was in pretty good shape and still capable of doing a lot of things, including falling one (1) foot and shattering the screen internally. RIP little surface, you punched above your weight class.
A little late to the party, but I’ve started listening to Brasil ‘66 lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A little late to the party, but I’ve started listening to Brasil ‘66 lol
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What I’m saying is we need to tax assets not work to reverse growing wealth inequality. The transfer of wealth to the super rich has been turbo charged and is moving up the earnings brackets now. Working people need a country that benefits them not the 1%.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What I’m saying is we need to tax assets not work to reverse growing wealth inequality. The transfer of wealth to the super rich has been turbo charged and is moving up the earnings brackets now. Working people need a country that benefits them not the 1%.