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Monax

@monax.bsky.social

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nature and wildlife, human powered recreation, live music, playing records in dark places small biz accounting and ops contractor, I’m GenX so I’ve probably worked in your field MSP metro, MN /// he/they /// mom raised me to be a liberal

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 8h

DJT stands for Diarrhea Jet Trump

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 1d

Got a VM from an unidentified # saying they were from the Hennepin Cty. Sheriff's ofc. Searched the number, it's nothing to do with the Sheriff.
Called the Sheriff's office to check, they said it's a scam but weren't interested in any info about the guy claiming to be them.
Go crime, I guess?

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately, the gummies taste exactly like cat treats

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 1d

Our extremely trustworthy fake money is totally worth real money!
*accidentally makes $300T of fake money worth nothing*

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 2d

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation.

"Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies.

Text and image generation
Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

"Check nokings.org to find out when the universe will cease to exist in your particular city - maybe even your small town, you gotta check! Remember, this is the absolute end of the world!"

No Kings

As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

nokings.org

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

This is what happens when researchers get laid off: street research!

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

Photo credit: Glamour Shots Moth Portrait Studio

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

Ok but what if the pivot table calculated bad results a significant portion of the time and was also programmed to like nazis?

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

At this point it’s just the republicans saying F U to the democrats

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

In that it makes me less productive, and interferes with existing tools that previously functioned very well, yes.

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

We’re extremely vulnerable to Bigfoots too. Our national stock of beef jerky is at risk!

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

6. Forced to use it by tech companies, bash our heads against its limitations on a daily basis

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

Cosmic Crisp, child of Honeycrisp!

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

I still want Bolton to go to jail, but maybe not for this?

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

He's just narrowing his options down to Fuck, Kill - and you know he's not cold-blooded enough to kill a chatbot

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

That's life in the rap game, CEOs. Don't like it? Crawl back to your momma's board room.

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

Luckily, the entire Trump admin is overstaffed with huge babies so they have extras to send you

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he's delivering on that today."

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

Quick, stock up on beef, the price is definitely not going down

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "We are working on beef. I think we have a deal on beef that's gonna bring the price of beef. That would be the one product that we would say is a little bit higher than we'd want it. Maybe higher than we want it. And that's gonna be coming down pretty soon too. We worked our magic."

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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 2d

JD Vance has excused the leaked racist messages from the young Republicans group chat as “kids being kids” and “just mistakes.” But who really gets to be a kid in this country? And what kinds of kids are allowed to make mistakes?

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Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

after the first few wearings, all swimwear is haunted

it has seen too much
it knows too much

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

TRUMP TAKE BEAN JUICE

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure he was just tired of winning

Monax @monax.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry, forgot to charge my earpods, now I can't verify my subscription status