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Monk
@monkeebiz.bsky.social
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I'm never going to be whole again~
You can't be a good person and support politicians.
Right Wing/Left Wing
Same Bird
Right Wing/Left Wing
Same Bird
January 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
You can't be a good person and support politicians.
Right Wing/Left Wing
Same Bird
Right Wing/Left Wing
Same Bird
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Important first aid tip here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Important first aid tip here.
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glompin on her gleebis till she glorps
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
glompin on her gleebis till she glorps
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Gonna end all my sexts with guns emojis
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Gonna end all my sexts with guns emojis
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I’ll devil your eggs.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I’ll devil your eggs.
I'll preheat your oven
I’ll cream your cheese
I’ll devil your eggs.
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I'll preheat your oven
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I wanna bounce on it*
*your bed
*your bed
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I wanna bounce on it*
*your bed
*your bed
Shut up and take my money~
A laxative, but for your memories.
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Shut up and take my money~
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I’m pretty sure 2026 has got to be a lot better than 2025 was.
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m pretty sure 2026 has got to be a lot better than 2025 was.
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
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She was pristine. Untouched. Like a new fleshlight still in the box.
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
She was pristine. Untouched. Like a new fleshlight still in the box.
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shiny distractions abound
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
shiny distractions abound
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they’re circling back like there’s nothing left to lose and I’m scared
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
they’re circling back like there’s nothing left to lose and I’m scared
Spatchcock...
Cause hey I don't go into your kitchen and slap the turkey outta your oven~
Cause hey I don't go into your kitchen and slap the turkey outta your oven~
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Spatchcock...
Cause hey I don't go into your kitchen and slap the turkey outta your oven~
Cause hey I don't go into your kitchen and slap the turkey outta your oven~
Don't.
Not here for that~
Not here for that~
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Don't.
Not here for that~
Not here for that~
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Fuck your truck and its headlights
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Fuck your truck and its headlights
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Making orange juice
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Making orange juice
Toast Kink,
That's a thing, Right?
That's a thing, Right?
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Toast Kink,
That's a thing, Right?
That's a thing, Right?
Grrrrrrrr
If you turned your alarms off for holiday break, time to put them back on for tomorrow morning.
January 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Grrrrrrrr
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I desperately miss everyone standing 6 feet away from me
December 13, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I desperately miss everyone standing 6 feet away from me
One minute I get crapped on for denying white privilege is a thing.
Next I'm getting shamed for having a 5 year old Google phone.
So if I'm a privileged white person how come I don't have a fancy iphone like all the woke people???
Left Wing Right Wing
Same Fucking Bird.
Next I'm getting shamed for having a 5 year old Google phone.
So if I'm a privileged white person how come I don't have a fancy iphone like all the woke people???
Left Wing Right Wing
Same Fucking Bird.
January 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
One minute I get crapped on for denying white privilege is a thing.
Next I'm getting shamed for having a 5 year old Google phone.
So if I'm a privileged white person how come I don't have a fancy iphone like all the woke people???
Left Wing Right Wing
Same Fucking Bird.
Next I'm getting shamed for having a 5 year old Google phone.
So if I'm a privileged white person how come I don't have a fancy iphone like all the woke people???
Left Wing Right Wing
Same Fucking Bird.
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I really have no idea what I'm doing here but I'm glad we're having fun
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I really have no idea what I'm doing here but I'm glad we're having fun
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Not a lot of people talking about this shit going on in Minnesota...
Sup With That?
Sup With That?
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Not a lot of people talking about this shit going on in Minnesota...
Sup With That?
Sup With That?