(Vamp) Moose Hawkins🎗🍉
@moosehawkins.bsky.social
I'm actually a Bear, not a Moose.
3️⃣1️⃣ ● 🔞 MDNI ● PNW ● Agender (They/them) (NOT A FUCKING MAN) ● Belligerently Bisexual ● Jewish ● Guitarist & Producer for String of Curses https://on.soundcloud.com/T9vLD
3️⃣1️⃣ ● 🔞 MDNI ● PNW ● Agender (They/them) (NOT A FUCKING MAN) ● Belligerently Bisexual ● Jewish ● Guitarist & Producer for String of Curses https://on.soundcloud.com/T9vLD
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MOTHERFUCKIN POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
MOTHERFUCKIN POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
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Gender is Stand up.
Anyway, The Aristocrats!
Anyway, The Aristocrats!
Gender is a performance, and I spoke the name of the Scottish Play within the walls of the theater
Gender is theater
And I have stagefright
And I have stagefright
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Gender is Stand up.
Anyway, The Aristocrats!
Anyway, The Aristocrats!
Gender is a performance, and I spoke the name of the Scottish Play within the walls of the theater
Gender is theater
And I have stagefright
And I have stagefright
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Gender is a performance, and I spoke the name of the Scottish Play within the walls of the theater
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Nonbinary =/= Woman-Lite and I'm gonna whip fuckin dodgeballs at your skull until you internalize that
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nonbinary =/= Woman-Lite and I'm gonna whip fuckin dodgeballs at your skull until you internalize that
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"We are more creative than a two party system"
Seen in Downtown LA
Seen in Downtown LA
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"We are more creative than a two party system"
Seen in Downtown LA
Seen in Downtown LA
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This is the mantra of the entirety of the Jewish people.
What doesn't kill you makes you funnier
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This is the mantra of the entirety of the Jewish people.
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I call them dems losers but the real losers here is the rest of us and they know this.
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I call them dems losers but the real losers here is the rest of us and they know this.
Alive Internet theory
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Alive Internet theory
I say this with zero reservations: if either of my parents pulled the shit that Kim Davis has over the last decade, I would disown them and change my surname.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I say this with zero reservations: if either of my parents pulled the shit that Kim Davis has over the last decade, I would disown them and change my surname.
Kim Davis seems to have thrown herself without reservation into the role of America's Clown Laureate, which I think is incredibly selfless of her
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Kim Davis seems to have thrown herself without reservation into the role of America's Clown Laureate, which I think is incredibly selfless of her
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Butches may seem really scary and beguiling and intimidating, but that's only until you remember most of them dress like your dad and are like 5'1"
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Butches may seem really scary and beguiling and intimidating, but that's only until you remember most of them dress like your dad and are like 5'1"
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People say they're all about the Girls the Gays and the Theys until the Theys actually show up 😒
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
People say they're all about the Girls the Gays and the Theys until the Theys actually show up 😒
Gender is theater
And I have stagefright
And I have stagefright
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Gender is theater
And I have stagefright
And I have stagefright
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cAn'T wE sToP tHe HoRrOrS oF bAd GoVeRnMeNt
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
cAn'T wE sToP tHe HoRrOrS oF bAd GoVeRnMeNt
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it
People say they're all about the Girls the Gays and the Theys until the Theys actually show up 😒
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
People say they're all about the Girls the Gays and the Theys until the Theys actually show up 😒
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You know what a lot of it is? The dodgers have shockingly few bandwagon fans. By any metric this team should be loaded with fuckwit fans from Columbus OH or Charlotte NC who only root for them because they want to root for a winner. And yet…they don’t, really? It’s weird!
I genuinely wish I didn’t like so many of you who are dodger fans SO MUCH, it’s making it really hard to be that mad about this because at least you’re happy. You assholes.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You know what a lot of it is? The dodgers have shockingly few bandwagon fans. By any metric this team should be loaded with fuckwit fans from Columbus OH or Charlotte NC who only root for them because they want to root for a winner. And yet…they don’t, really? It’s weird!
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Unlike Gen X, Millennials aren't leaving the newer generations to the fate of also being shit on by the same Boomers that have been ruining all three generations' lives. This is the same shit they've been saying the whole time. Buy yourself a little treat and also let's overthrow the entire system.
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Unlike Gen X, Millennials aren't leaving the newer generations to the fate of also being shit on by the same Boomers that have been ruining all three generations' lives. This is the same shit they've been saying the whole time. Buy yourself a little treat and also let's overthrow the entire system.
Y'all I just found the most legendary goodwill pull of my entire life, I'll show you when I get home
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Y'all I just found the most legendary goodwill pull of my entire life, I'll show you when I get home
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i just think there's gotta be a progressive senate candidate in Maine who *doesn't* have a nazi tattoo
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i just think there's gotta be a progressive senate candidate in Maine who *doesn't* have a nazi tattoo
ATP I'm almost less concerned about Platner himself and more concerned with the horde of white liberals like this ine who are tripping over themselves to "forgive" him.
**Forgive is in quotation marks because it is not their place to forgive someone with a SS tattoo.
**Forgive is in quotation marks because it is not their place to forgive someone with a SS tattoo.
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
ATP I'm almost less concerned about Platner himself and more concerned with the horde of white liberals like this ine who are tripping over themselves to "forgive" him.
**Forgive is in quotation marks because it is not their place to forgive someone with a SS tattoo.
**Forgive is in quotation marks because it is not their place to forgive someone with a SS tattoo.
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Shoutout to the real life Ferns having to fit themselves into the "nonbinary as in nonthreatening" mold 😞
Every time I talk about "Fern the static nonbinary character with they/them pronouns" you have to understand. I am talking about. Portrayals of nonbinary people in fiction. I'm not disputing the validity of a real person named Fern.
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Shoutout to the real life Ferns having to fit themselves into the "nonbinary as in nonthreatening" mold 😞
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Nonbinary people, of course, always knew the joys of comics.
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nonbinary people, of course, always knew the joys of comics.
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We wanted to understand what a Zohran Mamdani administration would mean for New York. So we talked to a Kentucky woman who once tied for 5th place in a swim race with a transgender woman and got really mad that she didn't get to hold the trophy.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We wanted to understand what a Zohran Mamdani administration would mean for New York. So we talked to a Kentucky woman who once tied for 5th place in a swim race with a transgender woman and got really mad that she didn't get to hold the trophy.
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my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415
Donate to Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens, organized by Alexandra Lang
Hello,
My name is Grace Lang, and I am a 23 year old U… Alexandra Lang needs your support for Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens
gofund.me
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415
Butches may seem really scary and beguiling and intimidating, but that's only until you remember most of them dress like your dad and are like 5'1"
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Butches may seem really scary and beguiling and intimidating, but that's only until you remember most of them dress like your dad and are like 5'1"