Marcus Johnson
@mpjohnson.bsky.social
Late Gen X. Author Blu Rays for OCN Distribution and occasionally Vinegar Syndrome. No I can't tell you about the upcoming releases. They / Them
I like the McRib, but the first time I had one I thought "this is just their breakfast sausage with different seasoning" and I guess I was right. Shocked other people thought differently.
The lawsuit claims McDonald’s is deceiving customers who “reasonably believe the ‘McRib’ will include at least some actual pork rib meat.”
The plaintiffs allege the sandwich is made up of ground-up portions of pork shoulder, heart and scalded stomach.
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The plaintiffs allege the sandwich is made up of ground-up portions of pork shoulder, heart and scalded stomach.
#BlackskyNews
www.live5news.com/2026/01/05/c...
Class-action lawsuit claims McDonald’s McRib doesn’t actually contain rib meat
A lawsuit claims the McDonald's McRib does not actually contain rib meat.
www.live5news.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I like the McRib, but the first time I had one I thought "this is just their breakfast sausage with different seasoning" and I guess I was right. Shocked other people thought differently.
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How long until we get a video with Olivia Reingold in a terrible wig doing a Scott Pelley impression
‘It’s not a part time job.’
Oof.
Scott Pelley and Sharyn Alfonsi absolutely leveled Bari Weiss at an emergency 60 Minutes staff meeting today.
Oof.
Scott Pelley and Sharyn Alfonsi absolutely leveled Bari Weiss at an emergency 60 Minutes staff meeting today.
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How long until we get a video with Olivia Reingold in a terrible wig doing a Scott Pelley impression
I'm pretty sure this is the first time one of my film restorations has shown up on RiffTrax. It's all been worth it.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the first time one of my film restorations has shown up on RiffTrax. It's all been worth it.
I am so absolutely lost by all the agreement to this. I was born in 1979 and was absolutely raised with technology from the word go. We had an inexpensive Commodore computer when I was 3, my suburban New Jersey public school taught us Logo programming in 1st grade on an Apple II,
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I am so absolutely lost by all the agreement to this. I was born in 1979 and was absolutely raised with technology from the word go. We had an inexpensive Commodore computer when I was 3, my suburban New Jersey public school taught us Logo programming in 1st grade on an Apple II,
"I author Blu-Rays for a living."
"They still make those?"
"They still make those?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"I author Blu-Rays for a living."
"They still make those?"
"They still make those?"
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
@mrholness.bsky.social if there is any way that we could convince you to read this as Garth Marenghi the people of BlueSky would be grateful
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@mrholness.bsky.social if there is any way that we could convince you to read this as Garth Marenghi the people of BlueSky would be grateful
I guess I'm one of the only weirdos that remembers they've been selling this since 2019? Although I think it was online only until very recently
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I guess I'm one of the only weirdos that remembers they've been selling this since 2019? Although I think it was online only until very recently
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Obama won in part because people were sick and tired of Bush’s approach to governance, including the attacks on civil liberties and starting illegal
And Obama promised change and then didn’t even stop the abuses of executive power
If you want to ask how we got here, we can’t memory hole that
And Obama promised change and then didn’t even stop the abuses of executive power
If you want to ask how we got here, we can’t memory hole that
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Obama won in part because people were sick and tired of Bush’s approach to governance, including the attacks on civil liberties and starting illegal
And Obama promised change and then didn’t even stop the abuses of executive power
If you want to ask how we got here, we can’t memory hole that
And Obama promised change and then didn’t even stop the abuses of executive power
If you want to ask how we got here, we can’t memory hole that
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Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
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Slightly diminish a band
August 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Slightly diminish a band
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Slightly diminish a band:
Front241
Front241
Slightly diminish a band:
The Inconvenienced Hip
The Inconvenienced Hip
Slightly diminish a band:
U1
U1
August 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Front241
Front241
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“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”
August 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”
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In our near term Snowcrash future, disaster operations in Texas will be contracted out to HEB. For the rest of the south it will go to waffle house
Kristi Noem: "We as a federal government don't manage these disasters. The state does."
July 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In our near term Snowcrash future, disaster operations in Texas will be contracted out to HEB. For the rest of the south it will go to waffle house
Been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares recently to distract myself from the horrors, and I've decided the show's basic premise is "men would rather sink $1 million into a restaurant than go to therapy"
July 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares recently to distract myself from the horrors, and I've decided the show's basic premise is "men would rather sink $1 million into a restaurant than go to therapy"
For some reason I heard this in the Law & Order VO guy's voice
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
July 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
For some reason I heard this in the Law & Order VO guy's voice
Sadly you're only allowed to use the "scrambled eggs" version of Yesterday though
Now’s your chance to use The Beatles for needledrops on your streaming series
There's no one in charge at the U.S. Copyright Office right now
June 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sadly you're only allowed to use the "scrambled eggs" version of Yesterday though
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I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
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What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
June 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
The 17 models that help me with my research
June 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The 17 models that help me with my research
Wait, I know this one
June 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Wait, I know this one