Nap Hazard 3: The Sleepy Guy Paradox
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Going single-neuron mode for the rest of the year
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Going single-neuron mode for the rest of the year
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The blacksmith in our town's a sewer rat named Rat de Culvert, and though his hammer's strokes do fall with careful might, the townsfolk keep him far in word and quarters. Maybe it's his lowborn air, perhaps his ratly stink, but day by day I wonder how the nose could be more precious than the heart
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The blacksmith in our town's a sewer rat named Rat de Culvert, and though his hammer's strokes do fall with careful might, the townsfolk keep him far in word and quarters. Maybe it's his lowborn air, perhaps his ratly stink, but day by day I wonder how the nose could be more precious than the heart
This rain is psychic suppressant. This is hibernation weather. It’s irrational to expect people to do things while the sky is doing this. Send everyone home.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This rain is psychic suppressant. This is hibernation weather. It’s irrational to expect people to do things while the sky is doing this. Send everyone home.
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˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
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In the future, people will understand the butt far better than we do today. Our crude science has not yet illuminated even one tenth of all there is to know of the Human Ass.
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
In the future, people will understand the butt far better than we do today. Our crude science has not yet illuminated even one tenth of all there is to know of the Human Ass.
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In vain we compute our felicities by the advantage of our good names, since bad have equal durations, and Wario is like to live as long as Mario
August 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
In vain we compute our felicities by the advantage of our good names, since bad have equal durations, and Wario is like to live as long as Mario
When you go to get water from the soda fountain and you accidentally get just a liiiittle bit of lemonade. The Devil’s Zest.
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
When you go to get water from the soda fountain and you accidentally get just a liiiittle bit of lemonade. The Devil’s Zest.
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10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man
*sniffs u*
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
*sniffs u*
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I returned to Russia for a short time to visit Picfest art-market
(I wl sell such cats in this dark lands)
(I wl sell such cats in this dark lands)
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I returned to Russia for a short time to visit Picfest art-market
(I wl sell such cats in this dark lands)
(I wl sell such cats in this dark lands)
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Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
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Person: I communicate by saying the words that I think
Me: I communicate by saying the word bunnies and then being quiet
Me: I communicate by saying the word bunnies and then being quiet
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Person: I communicate by saying the words that I think
Me: I communicate by saying the word bunnies and then being quiet
Me: I communicate by saying the word bunnies and then being quiet
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I only cause various problems
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I only cause various problems
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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
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“War ravaged Portland”
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“War ravaged Portland”
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-FAIL! Your REST stat is not high enough to use EXPERT BED.
-FAIL!
-FAIL!
-SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG.
-LEVEL UP!
-FAIL!
-FAIL!
-SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG.
-LEVEL UP!
September 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
-FAIL! Your REST stat is not high enough to use EXPERT BED.
-FAIL!
-FAIL!
-SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG.
-LEVEL UP!
-FAIL!
-FAIL!
-SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG.
-LEVEL UP!