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Irish @nakedirish.com · Dec 29

Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...

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Irish @nakedirish.com · 1h

Fucking love that song.

Irish @nakedirish.com · 19h

Link.

Etrigan wishes Link were back @etrigan.bsky.social · 20h

Link.

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 20h

Link.

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Etrigan wishes Link were back @etrigan.bsky.social · 23h

I'm going to be so fucking happy when we get days, weeks even when every fucking story doesn't have to include "...and here's how it makes Donald Trump feel."

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Irish @nakedirish.com · 3d

The weirdest thing being that Lin-Manuel Miranda is, in reality, in the background of a Mountain Goats song.

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 4d

we posted a video of me talking about little free libraries and banned books for AABB and two of the comments are: stop making porn for kids and a warning to other parents about how my book Squad isn't appropriate for teens bc of "themes"

neither is surprising. both are indicative of this fight.

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Irish @nakedirish.com · 5d

You don't really need your face for soccer anyway.

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Irish @nakedirish.com · 5d

Fuck me, I didn't know you could be THAT open in the endzone.

Irish @nakedirish.com · 8d

How much fucking hell was it when you had to read a book in class, as a class? I mean, I had already read everything they were going to give us. But to have to listen to those unfortunate teenagers that were barely literate, fucking having to read aloud?

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André Lima Araújo @andrelimaaraujo.com · 14d

This is the most insane piece of news of the year (which is saying a lot): www.bbc.com/news/article...

Million-year-old skull rewrites human evolution, say scientists

New analysis suggests our species began to emerge at least half a million years earlier than we thought

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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 18d

Shaun King is a fantastic example of how supposed white liberals will cling to a grifter that validates them far sooner and with more ferocity than side with the Black and Brown folks trying to actually educate them.

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Irish @nakedirish.com · 21d

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 23d

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

Map of Regional Public Health Coalitions

Northeast Public Health Collaborative (Blue)

West Coast Health Alliance (Yellow)

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 23d

son of a bitch, i just thought of a use for the NIMBYs

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Irish @nakedirish.com · 25d

How can you not enjoy SportSky?

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25d

10/10 doink

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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 29d

Rarely does this regime give such a compliment to the folks fighting back. Please work to make this courage contagious: nokings.org

Screenshot of article where Trump explains pusback in Chicago got him to back off

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Irish @nakedirish.com · 29d

Fucking right. Always brine them.

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Irish @nakedirish.com · Sep 8

Looks like tiny tennis balls.

Irish @nakedirish.com · Sep 8

Somefuckinghow, I've trained myself not to use them simultaneously.

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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · Sep 8

You can preorder this absolutely fuckin sick @lianakangas.com tee RIGHT NOW to support the Memphis Choices clinic!!

Defend Bodily Autonomy Tee

Please allow 3 weeks in-house production for pre-orders! - Gildan (Sourced local DryBlend OR heavy cotton, whatever is available) - Classic unisex...

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Irish @nakedirish.com · Sep 7

This is one of the main ways I find out what new shit I get to read. Do it!

John Chrostek @johnchrostek.com · Jul 18

Friendly tip to writer ppl who don't know: Share your shit shamelessly on here. It's super easy to miss bc of chronological feeds. The algorithim ain't gonna do the work for you, your work deserves enduring the slight embarrassment of reposting. If people judge you for it, that's not a fair critique

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Desarrayed @desarrayed.bsky.social · Sep 7

social media gold

Follow + HE

bob_harris_uk 2d So, as a bloke, could a lady please explain the difference between a Left and Right Tampon?

picture: two tampax tampons, one labeled with an 'L' and one with an 'R'

The L tampon supports your right to choose and comes with free healthcare while the R packet is actually empty because only whores use tampons to stem the bloody tears of a disappointed uterus, Bob.

traciesearing: It's not left and right, champ. It's light and regular. But thanks for confirming why men shouldn't be in charge of reproductive health policy.

thediaryofrihanna: Why are ppl roasting him? It's an honest question. You wear the L if your favorite Taylor Swift album is Lover and the R if its Reputation.

ladypartsdoc: As an Ob/Gyn, I feel compelled to answer. It's basically a choose your own adventure situation, and choosing L or R depends on the type of period you want to have. L is for 'Lovely', you wake up feeling awesome, get lots of compliments, and everything goes your way. R is for 'Raging', you feel awful, and

I know it's different over there in the UK with your parliamentary system, but here in the USA, L is for Democrats and R is for psychopaths.

scrappy: Totally tracks that a man could go his whole life and not realize we have two separate vaginas to attend to.

brittle_14: pictured - a women's health summit from Trump's first term with the words "not a single woman was invited to the white house meeting on women's health

L = light flow which means you have 20 minutes or a hard sneeze before you completely underestimated what is actually going to happen and an underwear change is coming. R = Regular flow which means you have an hour, or a hard sneeze, before it's a bloodbath. There is also S for Super which simply means stay home cause you're just asking for trouble otherwise.

voxoutthebox: One tampon always tells the truth. One tampon always lies.

yvonnelorkinsta: Lefty loosey righty tighty

alliewarshaw: As a vagina owner I appreciate you asking instead of trying to tell me why they're left and right.

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Irish @nakedirish.com · Sep 6

Hard same.

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Irish @nakedirish.com · Aug 29

Accurate.