Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌
@nobody1300.bsky.social
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Fan of all of the racing and most of the sports. curler. gay. amateur baker. Meteorology PhD. ASU '14, OU '16, '24 IG: jeff.13 he/him https://linktr.ee/nobody1300
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
nobody1300.bsky.social
IndyCar's 4 person team pronounced it about 6 different ways
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ikemakos.bsky.social
King George III after William Pitt, the Earl of Chatham, makes his speech to the House of Lords in February 1775 declaring that America cannot be conquered:
sickoscommittee.org
Hey Pitt, what the fuck was that.
nobody1300.bsky.social
The best of the movie was he said "It's Ares time" and then aresed all over the place
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
nobody1300.bsky.social
It's October one hundred eleventh already‽
cfbplayoff.bsky.social
The CFP National Championship Trophy is set to shine for SEC rivalry action at the State Fair!

🏆 College Football Playoff National Championship Trophy Tour
🏈 Oklahoma vs. Texas
📅 Saturday, October 111
🕰 2:30 p.m. CT
🏟 Cotton Bowl Stadium
📍 Dallas, Texas
📺 ABC and ESPN+
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mattlanza.bsky.social
Jamie Moyer is warming up for the Mariners in case this goes 15.
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amybrown.xyz
well since the secret’s out i guess i can tell you that ranch is my preferred pre-workout
A refrigerated case says FITNESS DRINKS and is filled mostly with bottles of salad dressing & a few kombuchas
nobody1300.bsky.social
🎶Fight, Devils down the field🎶
rodger.bsky.social
All-time social media graphic from ESPN
An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo
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jane.meangirls.online
he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu
razzball.bsky.social
Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup
Clayton Kershaw
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nobody1300.bsky.social
I'm glad the Sickos Weather Service is considered essential and not impacted by the shutdown
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im-all-id.me
Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
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jonathancoe.bsky.social
This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"

Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
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rpg-volley.bsky.social
Use your authority as governor to order Pope Leo as an able-bodied Illinoisan to muster as part of the militia and just have him go around doing drive-by excommunication of Texas chumps.
nobody1300.bsky.social
Tired: hang half-a-hundred on 'em

Wired: hang twice-a-hundred on 'em
nobody1300.bsky.social
Maybe they'd give you an exemption for your outstanding fashion sense
nobody1300.bsky.social
They should give all the players mirrors so they can see the name on the back in case they forget