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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌
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Fan of all of the racing and most of the sports. curler. gay. amateur baker. Meteorology PhD. ASU '14, OU '16, '24 IG: jeff.13 he/him

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Alexa, play Boomer Sooner in a minor key
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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The Oklahoma kicker was the best in CFB this year but it turns out it was a Henry Rowengartner situation
Oklahoma's special teams advantage in this game is just massive. They were two tenths of a tick from a block-six on the last Bama punt, too
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's unimaginable because he would say "Rulce ret recorum rest ro ratria rori"
Imagine Scooby Doo saying "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori". It would be terrible. In fact, I don't think that Scooby Doo should read any war poems out loud. He can respect the fallen in other ways.
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Billable hours on pole position in Albert Park
if the rumors of this are true, the FIA has to stop it. we cannot be starting a regulation era with teams having this much of a performance advantage because the FIA allowed for clear defiance of a rule because "they can't check the compression ratio at full temperature on track"
Two manufacturers at centre of 2026 F1 engine loophole controversy
Formula 1 looks to be heading for its first showdown over the new 2026 rules, with a potential engine loophole at the centre of a growing controversy between teams
www.the-race.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I got second place but the prize for runner up was $100
Going all out for the work bake off tomorrow

Macarons with a peppermint white chocolate ganache and dark chocolate custard filling
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Going all out for the work bake off tomorrow

Macarons with a peppermint white chocolate ganache and dark chocolate custard filling
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's snowing!
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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what do you call twenty masturbating cows

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beef stroganoff
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is that a new Type 10?
Someone drove their Corvette on the tracks tonight so the Green Line has been shut down for over an hour.

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📷: @emmaavotins
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What da hell is a truck doin on the Green Line platforms
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Airlines:
Tall people don’t deserve rights
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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sounds like y’all expected more from the playoff committee but there’s a reason they’re still in college
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Submarin.
The Bay took over the highway during this morning's #KingTides in Marin.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WhAt KiNd Of ClOuD iS tHaT?
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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I see people here complaining about the algorithm. Get off the Discovery or Popular tabs or whatever and get onto your "Following" tab. Using an algorithmic feed here is entirely optional.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM