No Brain Cells
@nobraincells.bsky.social
Technically a social psychologist. User name is accurate.
Shenhe, Raiden, and Chiori haver
He/Him/His
Shenhe, Raiden, and Chiori haver
He/Him/His
Guys, you can stop arguing about the 2028 Dem nominee. I've seen the future. It's Hunter Biden. Because gender.
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Guys, you can stop arguing about the 2028 Dem nominee. I've seen the future. It's Hunter Biden. Because gender.
Look, if Satan ends up on the ticket, I'd have a lot of questions. But if he really was on our side, he'd run as a Republican.
And if he wasn't on our side, he'd probably also run as a Republican.
And if he wasn't on our side, he'd probably also run as a Republican.
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Look, if Satan ends up on the ticket, I'd have a lot of questions. But if he really was on our side, he'd run as a Republican.
And if he wasn't on our side, he'd probably also run as a Republican.
And if he wasn't on our side, he'd probably also run as a Republican.
They should do a Superbowl half time show every 3 days. I've seen what happens On Here when there's not anything going on
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
They should do a Superbowl half time show every 3 days. I've seen what happens On Here when there's not anything going on
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honestly my priors for rating a democratic elected is (1) how much they hate republicans and (2) if they're good soldiers, whether they are more ideological moderate or liberal is secondary
This is a nice move in an interview www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
honestly my priors for rating a democratic elected is (1) how much they hate republicans and (2) if they're good soldiers, whether they are more ideological moderate or liberal is secondary
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I’m not pissed because I’m too stupid to get a passport.
I’m pissed because I shouldn’t have to shell out an additional $150 to exercise my right to vote.
I’m pissed because I shouldn’t have to shell out an additional $150 to exercise my right to vote.
the new Republican talking point is that it's insulting to complain about requiring women to show their birth certificate and passport in order to vote because they're smart enough to figure it out
February 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I’m not pissed because I’m too stupid to get a passport.
I’m pissed because I shouldn’t have to shell out an additional $150 to exercise my right to vote.
I’m pissed because I shouldn’t have to shell out an additional $150 to exercise my right to vote.
I am enjoying Nioh 3, but would it kill Team Ninja to hire writers who are good at their jobs?
February 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I am enjoying Nioh 3, but would it kill Team Ninja to hire writers who are good at their jobs?
The mirror demon's name is Sal if anyone cares
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The mirror demon's name is Sal if anyone cares
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They wanted him to win, to brutalize minorities, to keep taxes low, and to rule us like a King
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
They wanted him to win, to brutalize minorities, to keep taxes low, and to rule us like a King
You do not hate these people enough
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
You do not hate these people enough
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February 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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"Hello, my name is Mr. Moswen, and I come from.. uh... not California. Yes, that'll do. Anyway, I say this Gavin Newsom fellow has what it takes to be president."
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"Hello, my name is Mr. Moswen, and I come from.. uh... not California. Yes, that'll do. Anyway, I say this Gavin Newsom fellow has what it takes to be president."
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The plot to enslave America:
This scheme to make passports harder to obtain comes as Republicans are trying to make passports one of the few documents that can be presented in order to be permitted to register to vote.
State Department orders nonprofit libraries to stop processing passport applications
The State Department has ordered nonprofit public libraries to stop taking passport applications, cutting off a popular local service.
apnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The plot to enslave America:
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Kelly/Kelly would be improbable but absolutely hilarious.
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Kelly/Kelly would be improbable but absolutely hilarious.
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::taps the sign::
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
::taps the sign::
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Elimination of emissions standards was one of the pretty clear policy stakes of the 2024 election and it received about 1% as much coverage as whether Tim Walz retiring from the national guard after 21 years was cowardly.
“The U.S. no longer has emission standards of any meaning,” said Margo T. Oge, who served as the E.P.A.’s top vehicle emissions regulator under three presidents and has since advised both automakers and environmental groups…
“Nothing. Zero,” she added. “Not many countries have zero.”
“Nothing. Zero,” she added. “Not many countries have zero.”
With Latest Rollback, the U.S. Essentially Has No Clean-Car Rules
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Elimination of emissions standards was one of the pretty clear policy stakes of the 2024 election and it received about 1% as much coverage as whether Tim Walz retiring from the national guard after 21 years was cowardly.
NAPOLEON TOTALLY VINDICATED!
NAPOLEONIC CODE BROS WE'RE SO BACK
NAPOLEONIC CODE BROS WE'RE SO BACK
Great piece from @dsquareddigest.bsky.social, which touches on one of the big theories for why English-speaking countries do especially badly at housebuilding:
Adversarial and litigious common law systems (Anglo) vs judge-led civil law systems elsewhere.
samf.substack.com/p/build-the-...
Adversarial and litigious common law systems (Anglo) vs judge-led civil law systems elsewhere.
samf.substack.com/p/build-the-...
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
NAPOLEON TOTALLY VINDICATED!
NAPOLEONIC CODE BROS WE'RE SO BACK
NAPOLEONIC CODE BROS WE'RE SO BACK
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I’m not saying you shouldn’t criticize Dems - of course not - but acting like “a mediocre Dem versus an actual fascist” is a tough choice is extremely unhelpful for people trying to build a broad united front against fascism.
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I’m not saying you shouldn’t criticize Dems - of course not - but acting like “a mediocre Dem versus an actual fascist” is a tough choice is extremely unhelpful for people trying to build a broad united front against fascism.
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The left attacks create a permission structure for non-voters. “Eh, they’re all the same anyway.” Same thing happened in 2000. It contributes to the miasmatic discontent with candidates that drives low-info voters to make terrible choices.
At least half of Stein's votes weren't gettable, they were gonna go third party regardless. So that's not enough. And non-voters are overwhelmingly people who are less engaged in politics, they aren't ideological hardliners abstaining for that reason in any substantial numbers.
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The left attacks create a permission structure for non-voters. “Eh, they’re all the same anyway.” Same thing happened in 2000. It contributes to the miasmatic discontent with candidates that drives low-info voters to make terrible choices.
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Why write about the Greenland threat in the past tense?
An editorial choice that lies to the audience.
The Greenland threat - same with the Canada threat - continues as long as the GOP has access to real power.
An editorial choice that lies to the audience.
The Greenland threat - same with the Canada threat - continues as long as the GOP has access to real power.
U.S. lawmakers left the Munich Security Conference on Sunday confident they had patched the wound inflicted on the trans-Atlantic partnership by President Trump when he toyed with invading Greenland. But they conceded that Trump's threats had indelibly altered relations with Europe.
In Munich, Lawmakers Concede Scars Remain After Trump’s Greenland Threat
Congress members said that President Trump’s coveting of Greenland had left a mark, even as they expressed hope for a less bellicose approach to foreign relations.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Why write about the Greenland threat in the past tense?
An editorial choice that lies to the audience.
The Greenland threat - same with the Canada threat - continues as long as the GOP has access to real power.
An editorial choice that lies to the audience.
The Greenland threat - same with the Canada threat - continues as long as the GOP has access to real power.
This person's bio says they live in Texas. This meme is actually true for them:
![Top Panel: I don't vote Republic or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just [don't vote]!
Bottom Panel: That's Republican, we count those.
Image from 30 Rock](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pjjs2tni5ywzfdenqlvsmk6q/bafkreiewhsxoezp7y6bvlqwovkalsbiakkxm65fkha2q2rhrck6p6je6hi@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
This person's bio says they live in Texas. This meme is actually true for them:
"Ok, but what if the Dem nominee was literally the disintered body of Ronald Reagan and the Republican candidate was actually Hitler?"
Well he would technically be ineligible to run, but so was our current president. So yes, I would vote for him over JD Vance
Well he would technically be ineligible to run, but so was our current president. So yes, I would vote for him over JD Vance
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"Ok, but what if the Dem nominee was literally the disintered body of Ronald Reagan and the Republican candidate was actually Hitler?"
Well he would technically be ineligible to run, but so was our current president. So yes, I would vote for him over JD Vance
Well he would technically be ineligible to run, but so was our current president. So yes, I would vote for him over JD Vance
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This is the kind of American I am.
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This is the kind of American I am.
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From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...