No Brain Cells
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Shenhe, Raiden, and Chiori haver
He/Him/His
Shenhe, Raiden, and Chiori haver
He/Him/His
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November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ernest Satow:
As somewhat of a Niponophile (that's Japan lover to all you gaijin on here) I enjoy this most honourable country's esoteric cinema, like that of Akira Kurosawa (you probably wouldn't get him don't even try) and Hayao Miyazaki (think of him as the Michael Bay of drawing cartoons),
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ernest Satow:
Just learning that following someone around and whispering "memento mori" in their ear is generally frowned upon unless you were specifically asked to do that
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just learning that following someone around and whispering "memento mori" in their ear is generally frowned upon unless you were specifically asked to do that
The premise of Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar is that you play as a farmer. That is incorrect. You play as an artisanal food processor who has a farm.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The premise of Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar is that you play as a farmer. That is incorrect. You play as an artisanal food processor who has a farm.
I am amused by the fact that, when we talk on the phone and it's starting to get cold, my mom will feel the need to remind me to wear a jacket when I go out as though that is something that would not occur to me naturally.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am amused by the fact that, when we talk on the phone and it's starting to get cold, my mom will feel the need to remind me to wear a jacket when I go out as though that is something that would not occur to me naturally.
Creating video game chapter labeled "The Cost of Revenge", but it's about raising the money to fund your eventual and satisfying revenge plot
When a major story beat in Ghost of Yotei was labeled "The Cost of Revenge," I felt relief because I am glad a Playstation game is finally covering this topic. I hope we can get some answers re: revenge, and whether it is a bad thing, and maybe even causes a cycle of violence
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Creating video game chapter labeled "The Cost of Revenge", but it's about raising the money to fund your eventual and satisfying revenge plot
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This is another failure of the Popularists. The People can in fact be wrong. Reality exists, independent of what The Masses say and want. I want a world where policy is driven by fact and reason, not based on what the 15 dumbest and most fickle people think on a Wed. at 2 PM.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is another failure of the Popularists. The People can in fact be wrong. Reality exists, independent of what The Masses say and want. I want a world where policy is driven by fact and reason, not based on what the 15 dumbest and most fickle people think on a Wed. at 2 PM.
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"Crime, as you think of it, largely doesn't exist" is a true statement that sounds insane and will kill your political career, but some of us gotta make the argument.
Yeah but they don't mean all that fake pretend crime like large-scale financial fraud or endemic bribery, they mean *real* crime like that teenage boy graffitiing a bus stop one time.
we have an addiction in America when we have a crime syndicate in control of the federal government and people still think they are the ones who are tough on crime.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Crime, as you think of it, largely doesn't exist" is a true statement that sounds insane and will kill your political career, but some of us gotta make the argument.
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I'm starting to think that what news consumers think is newsworthy and what reporters think is newsworthy is very different and not in a way that reflects well on reporters.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm starting to think that what news consumers think is newsworthy and what reporters think is newsworthy is very different and not in a way that reflects well on reporters.
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
Darkly funny that Stephen Miller has been turning the big dial that says "Racism" and doesn't realize why you have to look back at the audience like it's the Price is Right
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Darkly funny that Stephen Miller has been turning the big dial that says "Racism" and doesn't realize why you have to look back at the audience like it's the Price is Right
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Them: We have spent the last 12 years molding a cadre of 10 year olds into the perfect, superhuman killing machines in a 300 billion dollar super soldier program.
Me: Oh that's cool. We spent the last year training a bunch of 18 year old alcoholics how to accurately call in airstrikes.
Me: Oh that's cool. We spent the last year training a bunch of 18 year old alcoholics how to accurately call in airstrikes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Them: We have spent the last 12 years molding a cadre of 10 year olds into the perfect, superhuman killing machines in a 300 billion dollar super soldier program.
Me: Oh that's cool. We spent the last year training a bunch of 18 year old alcoholics how to accurately call in airstrikes.
Me: Oh that's cool. We spent the last year training a bunch of 18 year old alcoholics how to accurately call in airstrikes.
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I mean, look, it's not wrong, is it?
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I mean, look, it's not wrong, is it?
Eldritch abomination threatening your civilzation? Don't worry we sent our best team*
*Dead woman with uncontrollable homicidal urges
*The universe's most competent nepo baby
*We swear she's not a child
*...An idol singer?
*Dead woman with uncontrollable homicidal urges
*The universe's most competent nepo baby
*We swear she's not a child
*...An idol singer?
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Eldritch abomination threatening your civilzation? Don't worry we sent our best team*
*Dead woman with uncontrollable homicidal urges
*The universe's most competent nepo baby
*We swear she's not a child
*...An idol singer?
*Dead woman with uncontrollable homicidal urges
*The universe's most competent nepo baby
*We swear she's not a child
*...An idol singer?
Guys, is this a good crit rate for Jingliu or should I keep going?
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Guys, is this a good crit rate for Jingliu or should I keep going?
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if you want good federal government you need good federal government workers, and if you want good federal government workers you need to compete for them in the labor market.
apparently this is controversial now and i don't think it should be.
apparently this is controversial now and i don't think it should be.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
if you want good federal government you need good federal government workers, and if you want good federal government workers you need to compete for them in the labor market.
apparently this is controversial now and i don't think it should be.
apparently this is controversial now and i don't think it should be.
Hyacine: Professor Anaxa tried to teach Miss Jingliu about weakness breaks saying they were "a natural law of the universe."
Dan Heng: ...And what did she say?
Hyacine: "Do not recite laws at women with swords."
Dan Heng: ...And what did she say?
Hyacine: "Do not recite laws at women with swords."
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hyacine: Professor Anaxa tried to teach Miss Jingliu about weakness breaks saying they were "a natural law of the universe."
Dan Heng: ...And what did she say?
Hyacine: "Do not recite laws at women with swords."
Dan Heng: ...And what did she say?
Hyacine: "Do not recite laws at women with swords."
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an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
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You spend approximately a quarter of what your ancestors spend on food in 1947 and the food quality is far superior and more varied. cepr.net/publications...
In the Good Old Days, One Fourth of Income Went to Food
cepr.net
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You spend approximately a quarter of what your ancestors spend on food in 1947 and the food quality is far superior and more varied. cepr.net/publications...
"Trad Caths are arguing about whether immigrants should be able to receive the Eucharist-"
You bolt awake. You are Flavius Claudius Julianus, Imperator of Rome. Confident this future will not come to pass as the Christians will destroy themselves, you can focus on your war with the Sasanids...
You bolt awake. You are Flavius Claudius Julianus, Imperator of Rome. Confident this future will not come to pass as the Christians will destroy themselves, you can focus on your war with the Sasanids...
state of the trad catholic discourse on the other site is debating whether undocumented immigrants should be able to receive the Eucharist if you were wondering how that was going
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Trad Caths are arguing about whether immigrants should be able to receive the Eucharist-"
You bolt awake. You are Flavius Claudius Julianus, Imperator of Rome. Confident this future will not come to pass as the Christians will destroy themselves, you can focus on your war with the Sasanids...
You bolt awake. You are Flavius Claudius Julianus, Imperator of Rome. Confident this future will not come to pass as the Christians will destroy themselves, you can focus on your war with the Sasanids...
You can just feel the smugness radiating from Herta. She's great isn't she?
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You can just feel the smugness radiating from Herta. She's great isn't she?