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Sean O'Hara
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Author, translator. Polyglot, polyamorous, polygonal. Knower of things. Mostly real.

My posts may be licensed for training data in large language models and generative AI at a cost of US $1000 per word.
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New short story available on Amazon/Kindle Unlimited: A Portion for Foxes.

Bronze age refugees find their migration blocked by neolithic warriors. In generations to come, the outcome of their confrontation will give rise to a mighty empire.

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Also no one wants to share a skybox with him when he shits himself.
Trump claimed he’s skipping the Super Bowl because it’s “too far away.” Privately, Trump’s advisers warned he would likely get booed if he went to Sunday’s big game, sources tell Zeteo.

Read the latest from @swin24.bsky.social @andrewperez.bsky.social: zeteo.com/p/trump-supe...
The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo.
zeteo.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Ugh. Grokipedia is now showing up in Google results. It's still below Wikipedia, but the fact that it's there at all is disturbing.
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It's surreal to hear a song that sounds like it's about a labor dispute in 1917, but it's talking about something that happened last weekend.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Italy has a chance to do the funniest thing...
Milans mayor Sala has different opinion
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Watching the trailer for He-Man led me to a horrible realization -- Masters of the Universe is of the same antiquity now as the Flash Gordon serials were when the De Laurentiis movie came out.
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
One day a billionaire will decide to make flying cars a thing even though they're annoying, hard to operate, and require constant maintenance, but we'll be told they're the inevitable future of technology, dealerships will phase out actual cars and the government will do nothing to regulate.
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"Every understanding of law [about] territorial control..." Mate, the US position violates half the provisions of the Helsinki Accords.
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Prostate cancer is a horrible way to die. Absolutely terrible. Every day an unending agony that makes life seem a hollow shell that you can barely tolerate until you yearn for the sweet release of death.

What I'm trying to say here is that Scott Adams died too soon.
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Slightly diminish a band:

Aerojourneyman
Slightly diminish a band:

They Might Be Pretty Tall
Slightly diminish a band

Concerning Straits
January 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by Sean O'Hara
/8 A huge part of what makes it very hard to convict Jonathan Ross for murder was baked into America generations before Trump was President. That’s the primary factor that lets law enforcement kill with impunity, not Trump.

Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Mark Twain:
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Man, Gerard Butler picked a bad week to release a movie called Greenland II.
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
This is some South Park level shit.
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How stupid are Democrats if a ranking member of a major committee believed the assurances that we weren't going to overthrow Maduro when the evidence was plain to everyone paying attention that we were going to overthrow Maduro?
From the House Intelligence Committee’s ranking Democrat:
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Apropos of nothing, did you know that the Roman Senate, despite becoming little more than a social club, continued to meet for the entire history of the Empire and didn't cease until a full century after the last Emperor was deposed?
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Have you ever stopped to think that somebody who is truly immortal would live to see the end of humanity, the death of the sun and ultimately the heat death of the universe? Their earthly life would be a brief moment followed by trillions of years drifting through a dying void.
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Just saw a Substack post that began with a plea to become a paying subscriber because the article is 19,000 words long, and all I can think is the writer needs to trim his stuff to under 4000 words before I'll even consider it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Reposted by Sean O'Hara
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In retrospect, Philip K. Dick and Douglas Adams were the real hard sci-fi writers, and guys like Clarke and Heinlein were writing fantasy novels.
Oh my god…
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is like hyping artificial insem8nation as a replacement for sex. "You won't need to go through the physical exertion anymore."

But also the semen is stored inside the Chernobyl exclusion zone.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.

I Stand Alone.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.

Slither
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.

Interstellar.
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reading Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep for the third time. Weird how my view of it has changed over the years.

1990s: Usenet in space? Awesome \m/

2000s: Usenet in space? What a ridiculous anachronism.

2020s: Whatever the protocol, Vinge totally nailed the use of social media to organize genocide.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

As a one hour photo tech, I had to load photographic test strips into a cartridge by touch while they were in a light-proof bag.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

When I was a radio producer in graduate school I became expert at editing interviews on a reel-to-reel tape recorder - cutting bits of sound with a xacto razor and splicing the tape together again with special editing tape.
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Sean O'Hara
From the @wsj.com chief foreign correspondent
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM