Mark!!!
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Served with a choice of chips or new potatoes.
The highlights of my consumption today are a sausage and bacon sandwich, lamb rogan josh and seven pints of bitter and my god the farts...
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The highlights of my consumption today are a sausage and bacon sandwich, lamb rogan josh and seven pints of bitter and my god the farts...
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The lyric video you’ve all been waiting for. Happy Halloween feckers! But stay safe!
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The lyric video you’ve all been waiting for. Happy Halloween feckers! But stay safe!
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At last, good news!
Researchers in Japan found that the danger of dementia was 24 per cent lower in those who ate a weekly piece of cheese than those who did not.
#cheese #news 🧀 #health #nutrition #science #research #dementia #study #japan
#cheese #news 🧀 #health #nutrition #science #research #dementia #study #japan
The delicious treat that can reduce risk of dementia when eaten once a week
Scientists believe nutrients in dairy products may support neuronal maintenance
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
At last, good news!
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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The best thing about the clocks going back and getting an extra hour in bed is that when you wake up as usual, paralysed by dread at 3am, you find it’s only 2am and oh god the aching void of night will never end.
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The best thing about the clocks going back and getting an extra hour in bed is that when you wake up as usual, paralysed by dread at 3am, you find it’s only 2am and oh god the aching void of night will never end.
But what happens with the turds?
The piss tank on the ISS is now 39% full.
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
But what happens with the turds?
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New to the middle aisle.
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New to the middle aisle.
Mad Max: Beyond Thundercunt.
Tesla brings back ‘Mad Max’ ‘Full Self-Driving’ mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla brings back ‘Mad Max’ ‘Full Self-Driving’ mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla has brought back its ‘Mad Max’ mode for its ‘Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several regulatory investigations into Tesla’s system being dangerous.
more…
electrek.co
October 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Mad Max: Beyond Thundercunt.
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Salad cream
Titanic
Trouble by Coldplay
Salad cream
Titanic
Trouble by Coldplay
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Parmesan
28 Years Later
Sweet Caroline
Parmesan
28 Years Later
Sweet Caroline
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Oysters
Locks, stock, two smoking barrels
Brown eyed girl
Oysters
Locks, stock, two smoking barrels
Brown eyed girl
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Salad cream
Titanic
Trouble by Coldplay
Salad cream
Titanic
Trouble by Coldplay
Penny Mordaunt's stripper name.
Mean Bitch Shit Girl
October 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Penny Mordaunt's stripper name.
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PISS UP A ROPE FUCKSTICK
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
PISS UP A ROPE FUCKSTICK
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bollocks
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bollocks
I Spit On Your Bollocks
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I Spit On Your Bollocks
And now I am thinking about cheese.
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
And now I am thinking about cheese.
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September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Surprised Trump didn't end his speech by shitting his nappy.
September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Surprised Trump didn't end his speech by shitting his nappy.
Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus. Try saying that with a mouth full of...
September 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus. Try saying that with a mouth full of...
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it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward
Better get drunk then.
Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long
www.inbella.com
September 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Better get drunk then.
I am questioning what would be worse - an existential-level disaster or my phone making a really annoying fucking noise.
September 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I am questioning what would be worse - an existential-level disaster or my phone making a really annoying fucking noise.