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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 12h

it's deranged to say this while quote posting about the onboarding of a fascist government. is that the voice you want? be fucking serious.

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 14h

cool fit, also

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 14h

Some Kings but like, as a bit

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 14h

i'll do my darndest 🫡

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 14h

it's so shit! i'm baffled at how bad it is at anything besides the most fundamental accounting principles (which it will still fuck up sometimes).

we've spent trillions of dollars on computers that can't follow rules

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 1d

I got a third one so I recorded it this time.

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 14h

i'm actually going to the ren faire as a form of protest

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18h

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

you'll get used to it (but you will also bump yourself quite a few times and it'll hurt).

no pain, no gain, so to speak. at least you know it's working!

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

oh i almost miss those days. those things are SENSITIVE for a while

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

it's weird to live in a time where i have to say shit like "you should block the US government on social media to avoid the temptation of getting trolled" but here we are

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

people who don't remember 9/11 will be saying shit like "god i miss the 80's" on a playlist of vaporwave songs that were released within the last 5 years

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

it doesn't feel like too many (functioning-wise) but also it definitely feels like too many (medical-well-being-wise)

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

4 drinks a day is probably too many right

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 1d

everything is so fucking cursed, it is so fucking cursed, it is indescribably so fucking cursed, we are so fucking far from the light of god, it's all fucked to shit, please fucking make it stop holy fucking shit i am begging for fucking once please make it stop i am at my fucking limit i cant fucki

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

i'm sorry to all my transsexual friends that i know what a security is and that i have multiple of them to sell

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

tempted to quit my job, sell a bunch of securities, and make some really bad (additional) decisions all at the same time just because the world is fucked up enough that i'm having trouble pretending i care about any of this

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

i can't control it, this shit is farm to table and if the harvest is dogshit then dogshit you shall receive.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 1d

Again, this is a liquidation of the union in all but letter of the law. This is reverse secessionism engineered by a central government.

tony romm @tonyromm.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: White House announces it's going to pause, and potentially cancel, $11 billion in infrastructure funding (via the Army Corps of Engineers), specifically citing cities, like New York, represented or led by Democrats. More to come.

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

i think i might have brain damage

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

all my thoughts currently sound like the end result of this video

How to make your mic sound dogshit

YouTube video by Broomie

youtu.be

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 1d

MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo?
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

"bug" should really just be a vibe and taxonomists need to chill

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mae, as a ghoul or something @noxyba.bsky.social · 1d

i know the science-man definition of bug is effectively just "insect" but in my heart it is any little guy with little legs and little antennae that does a little scuttle

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 1d

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