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It's me. Audy.
I'm on a train. No gin in a tin.
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Good morning. Today I have to order a bathroom suite and tiles etc. What could possibly go wrong?
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Howling 😂
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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British education in a nutshell
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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no one asked for more hulls
Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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A bear wouldn’t do this.
Men created AI-generated images of this woman and used them to create an OnlyFans account so they can make money off abusing her. They can do this to any of us, and no one’s doing enough to stop them.

I feel like I’m screaming into the void.
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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If you write javascript to replace "the markets" with "the spiders" then financial news makes much more sense
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'm in a cold pub. Unforgivable.
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Graham Linehan is cheering for a man who shot a woman in the face while calling her a fucking bitch.

JK Rowling sits on her hands.

Meanwhile, Posie Parker is tweeting that women should stay at home while men work.

Tell me how the "gender critical" movement is a women's rights movement again?
me.how
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
@littlemavis.bsky.social lots of love and luck for today xx
January 8, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Five minutes ago I'd never heard of this, now it's a day-one purchase. Look!
In case you missed it, BIG HOPS is coming out January 12th on Steam, Switch, and PS5! #indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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everyone absolutely smashing through their to-do list today fair play
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Manchester United football club
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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If you haven’t read this thread, please remedy it before the year is over.
Harvey Price time then.

In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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razor made me watch this video. she swore up and down despite it seeming like slop that it's actually peak

AND GOD DAMN IT SHE'S NOT EXAGGERATING. IF THIS WERE ON LETTERBOXD I'D GIVE IT A 5. ZERO HYPERBOLE

i cannot fucking BELIEVE how good this is. what the fuck. emergent storytelling is beautiful
We ended up accidentally watching this whole video yesterday, and against all odds, it ended up being one of the greatest pieces of cinema I've ever experienced:

youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...
1000 Players Simulate Civilization: Rich & Poor
YouTube video by ish
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM