pacanoëlkeha❌
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Such a fucking snowflake you have no idea
#LFC #YNWA #RedSky
#AllBlacks
#NZL #CAN #YUL
Computer Nerdery
Leftier-than-thou
Bronze medallist, International Knifey-Spoony Games
District Secretary, The Headlights Are too Damn Bright Party
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Pinned
I'm generally opposed to the death penalty but this prosecutor and those prison guards deserve to be boiled to death, slowly, over two hours. #ACAB
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Reminder that Kamala Harris absolutely dogwalked this demented old loser in the second debate & Dash Sulzberger wouldn't even endorse her.
NYT: In 2017, Mr. Trump’s scheduled events started at 10:31 a.m. on average. By contrast, Mr. Trump in his second term has started scheduled events in the afternoon on average, at 12:08 PM

Trump’s total official appearances have decreased by 39%
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Australian dollar jumps on news Robert Irwin has won US Dancing With The Stars.

I will not be considering any other macroeconomic data announcements at this time, thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters

"Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl."
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man

“What’s the good of having mastery over cosmic balance and knowing the secrets of fate if you can’t blow something up?”
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail).

Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Journalist - did you racially abuse your fellow classmates at school?

Farage - it’s almost 50 years ago so I don’t remember. But I also know that I didn’t do it. And it I did do it I didn’t mean it in a bad way. Something something banter.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i'm going to ignore 1-998 because pumpkin is the worst and now I am agreeing with Kristol and Cato on the same day
Just FYI:

My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.

_____________

Pies ranked.

1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.

9. Key lime.

99. Pecan.

999. Pumpkin.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I knew there were awful people, and I knew there were stupid people. I didn’t know there were so many who were both, and glad to advertise it publicly.
Fox is now claiming that Rep. Slotkin is a CIA asset in a “destabilization op,” controlled by “deep state handlers,” because she reminded service members to follow the law. They even suggest she’s unwitting of her own “mission,”
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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ICE has just under four years to spend $29.9 billion, they are going to outsource AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE to contractors because money is essentially not a problem anymore for the agency.
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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🚨 NEW/EXCLUSIVE: The FBI turned over dozens of emails to me in response to my #FOIA request that provides a behind-the-scenes look at discussions involving the review and redaction of the Epstein files

www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Why did the Post find it necessary to call this "controversial"? Because MAGA didn't like it?
The President intends to tell the US military to murder US civilians, and is using the FBI to threaten anyone who wants to stop him.
The FBI has requested interviews with Democrats who appeared in a controversial video reminding U.S. service members of their duty to disobey unlawful orders, deepening the Trump administration’s campaign to punish some of its fiercest critics.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Another bad indicator for local media (and, frankly, local party communication channels): I live less than two miles from the Florida district referenced here and had no idea there was an election happening.
More elections are already around the corner, mere days.

And Democrats have opportunities to build on their November gains by flipping more offices: in Tennessee, in Georgia, in Florida.

And that's just the tip of a busy election month.

My new guide, just out:
The 25 Elections to Watch This December - Bolts
On the heels of their sweeping wins in November, Democrats have opportunities to gain further ground in December runoffs and special elections. They’re hoping for upsets in conservative territory, fro...
boltsmag.org
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
can we all have constitutions that don't allow nasty bastards to be elected?
After Biden commuted the sentences of 37 men on federal death row last year, the Trump administration is retaliating by sending them to the supermax. Prisoners are locked in cells smaller than a parking space 22-24 hours a day.

One prisoner told me he fears he won't make it out alive.

My latest:
Death Row Prisoners Granted Clemency by Biden Brace for "Living Hell" Under Trump - Bolts
Trump officials are retaliating by imposing the harshest conditions in the entire federal prison system, including near total isolation.
boltsmag.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
DID YOU BRING ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE INTERNET, MR STONKERS?
coworker made the most incredible carrot cake cupcakes with a candied cranberry on top of a mountain of cream cheese frosting, and a secret surprise cranberry chutney hiding in the middle. they might be the best cupcakes i've ever eaten
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Now here's the thing: I personally do not give a fuck about sports, and have no reason to support them 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 they are accretive to society broadly (e.g. a public good).

So the reason I haven't been throwing a fit about 'muh tax dollars' here in CO is because I have been assuming that.
2/
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Is the Trump economy good? No.

But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Last month I wrote about how charging Jim Comey only made it more likely that Trump could charge Kash or Pam Bondi, meaning they were both slaves to his and Stephen Miller's whims. I mentioned Andrew Bailey, waiting in the wings.

www.emptywheel.net/2025/10/08/h...
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Here's a timeline I did in July.

www.emptywheel.net/2025/07/23/d...
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
🤣
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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This should be a major scandal. The Blaze falsely reported that a former U.S. Capitol Police officer was the Jan. 6th pipe bomber. But it wasn’t just another miss by conservative media promoting conspiracies.

Someone in US intel - at ODNI - was promoting it:

www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Liverpool's Premier League record before Kash Patel wore a Liverpool tie in a Senate hearing:

4 wins, 0 losses.

After the tie?
2 wins, 6 losses
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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It’s not about protecting anyone. It’s about full transparency and justice for the victims.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM