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Just 3 racoons in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult. Sometimes I talk to ghosts. For legal purposes, everything on here is a joke.
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being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe
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Sherlock Holmes: I believe the man we just met was a Disney adult
Watson: interesting, why do you say that?
Sherlock Holmes: it was the big fuckin Mickey Mouse ears, Watson. Jesus christ
Watson: interesting, why do you say that?
Sherlock Holmes: it was the big fuckin Mickey Mouse ears, Watson. Jesus christ
January 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Sherlock Holmes: I believe the man we just met was a Disney adult
Watson: interesting, why do you say that?
Sherlock Holmes: it was the big fuckin Mickey Mouse ears, Watson. Jesus christ
Watson: interesting, why do you say that?
Sherlock Holmes: it was the big fuckin Mickey Mouse ears, Watson. Jesus christ
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as an adult
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
as an adult
Quote with a game you like but everyone else hates.
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Quote with a game you like but everyone else hates.
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ME: hi i’m here for literal club
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
ME: hi i’m here for literal club
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
WORKER: *holding clipboard* what is your name
ME: no it isn't
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If I could afford 7 vacations a year that would also “truly” reduce my stress
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
If I could afford 7 vacations a year that would also “truly” reduce my stress
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
A Bay to Remember
A Bay to Remember
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Dum 81
Dum 81
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Preen Day
Preen Day
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
A Bay to Remember
A Bay to Remember
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franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
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Zach Woods, he’s the silliest & him doing this is good.
Russ Hanneman - Silicon Valley S2 E3
"I'm just gonna say it. This guy fucks. Am I right? 'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys, and this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking. Am I right? You know I'm right! This guy fucks."
Russ Hanneman - Silicon Valley S2 E3
"I'm just gonna say it. This guy fucks. Am I right? 'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys, and this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking. Am I right? You know I'm right! This guy fucks."
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Zach Woods, he’s the silliest & him doing this is good.
Russ Hanneman - Silicon Valley S2 E3
"I'm just gonna say it. This guy fucks. Am I right? 'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys, and this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking. Am I right? You know I'm right! This guy fucks."
Russ Hanneman - Silicon Valley S2 E3
"I'm just gonna say it. This guy fucks. Am I right? 'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys, and this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking. Am I right? You know I'm right! This guy fucks."
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What’s the opposite of formaldehyde?
casualdejekyll
casualdejekyll
September 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What’s the opposite of formaldehyde?
casualdejekyll
casualdejekyll
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Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
It went sideways real fast.
It went sideways real fast.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
It went sideways real fast.
It went sideways real fast.
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i was wondering if there is a word hidden in the alphabet and the answer is ‘no’
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i was wondering if there is a word hidden in the alphabet and the answer is ‘no’
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We are six months into the year and it’s only January.
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
We are six months into the year and it’s only January.
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Very fun to have Blaine back on the show.
The boys travel through Pizza Hell to find Arnor (Blaine Swen). Will they be able to rescue him from mozza lava and bring him back to Foon? Find out here:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Very fun to have Blaine back on the show.
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kids, not to get too radical here but i don’t want my govt to murder me
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
kids, not to get too radical here but i don’t want my govt to murder me
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Anywayyyys @ffayteauthor.bsky.social is my author account if anyone wants to say they knew me before I make it big
You guuuuuuys 😩
I have to start promoting my writing again to help get my name out there for my book I plan to self-publish soon and I don't wanna
I have to start promoting my writing again to help get my name out there for my book I plan to self-publish soon and I don't wanna
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on a plate .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on a plate .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Anywayyyys @ffayteauthor.bsky.social is my author account if anyone wants to say they knew me before I make it big
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This is the city that killed the friendly robot that was just trying to go across the country to inspire people.
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 AM
This is the city that killed the friendly robot that was just trying to go across the country to inspire people.
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Final Fantasy ass marina
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Final Fantasy ass marina