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Whoever is responsible for this should be stabbed.

Let me check something...

...oh. I'm in luck.
"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I remain convinced that Amazon did not get permission to do this and as soon as the licensor got back into the office, some strongly worded emails were SENT
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"

DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID

HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE

OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Gandalf? Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. That was my name. I am Gandalf the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
.....really? We're still doing this?
Mini John Cena hit Dominik Mysterio with the "fine speech" bit

😂

#WWERAW
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Logan Paul sucks shit and I'm tired of dummies insisting he's good. He is an impersonator of a pro wrestler. He's the house band on American Idol. A KISS tribute band. It might get you through a Friday night at the dive bar, but it's not the real thing.
LoGAN PaUL iS BeTtER tHaN aLl YoUr FaVoRiTeS iN aEW
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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You know the scene in MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE where the evil vehicles are running out of gas, so they demand the humans fill them up, and the humans… do?

Anyway, the Senate
a truck that has a green face on it and the word habit on the side
Alt: Maximum Overdrive
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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What it feels like to watch Democrats constantly cave to Republicans. @teamfourstar.bsky.social @kaiserneko.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Remember how just a few years ago during the worst of the pandemic when we saw how the govt can actually do big things and saw that our collective health & well-being are intertwined, and then corporations got mad that they lost a modicum of power and helped fund a backlash of amnesia and fascism?
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The video game industry has *already* been killed by rich failson assholes who don't know anything.

You can't look at the massive, industry-wide layoffs and armies of people fucked over in every single part of video game making, and think that its destruction is a future thing yet to happen.
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The kicker here is pure cinema.
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Pan's Labrador (2006)
September 12, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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From June Lockhart’s NY Times obit.

RIP to a real one.
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM