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Patsy Schmatsy
@pattischmidt.bsky.social
scroller. lurker.
once broadcaster. curator. creative producer. arts advocater. compiler. soundcloud.com/wheelie-houdini

Tiohtià:ke / Mooniyang
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leave your bag of fucks at home everyday don't take a heavy bag of fucks with you everyday where you are going

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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein originally got interested in Noam Chomsky because he heard he’d written a book on manufacturing consent
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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literally every reason you can think of that they use to not invest in clean energy (not cost effective yet, tech isnt there yet, etc) is 100% true of ai by the way, the difference is that clean energy will mean less money for rich people and ai means more money for rich people
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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As a graduate of Rosalind Franklin University, I would be remiss if I did not mention that he STOLE her photograph 51, which proved the double helix structure of DNA. He did not give her credit.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I thank our Canadian overlords for keeping poop and glass out of the foods
Best idea: do not buy American food.
Canada is creating a task force to monitor the safety of U.S. food imports after RFK Jr. cut 3,500 FDA staff. Weaker U.S. standards require increased monitoring and diligence for Canada, generating trade barriers and consumer distrust, resulting in economic damage for U.S. producers and farmers.
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Absolutely amazing: they've got so much solar in Australia that they need more people to use more of it, so the gov't has instructed energy retailers to offer *at least three hours of free power* during the middle of the day.

Meanwhile fossil-addled US struggles with an energy-price crisis ...
Energy retailers to be directed to offer free power three hours a day
Saying there is enough solar power for everyone in the daytime, Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen will direct retailers to provide three hours of free power every day to consumers.
www.abc.net.au
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
May 10, 2023 at 8:50 PM
hey dad
When scientists look under the tinfoil hat, they see that conspiracy mentality is linked to distress, impulsivity, negative affect, and lack of intellectual humility.

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October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study.
Study finds mRNA coronavirus vaccines prolonged life of cancer patients
A study found that covid-19 vaccines appeared to awaken the immune system in lung and skin cancer patients, helping them live longer than those not vaccinated.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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US bailing out the Argentine peso, bombing Colombians, plotting regime change in Venezuela and expropriation of the Panama canal, beefing with Brazilian exporters, destroying its own supply chains in Mexico, disappearing American Latinos into Salvadoran concentration camps
October 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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A 60 second summary of some of the biggest and best sights from #NoKings Day.

Congratulations to every single organizer, volunteer and attendee👏

History.
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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“François Legault passed Bill 96 by convincing Quebecers that French was in decline, when studies by the OQLF later showed the exact opposite. Legault is Canada’s most unpopular premier, with approvals below 20% in housing affordability and healthcare.”
Quebec needs to finally put petty language politics aside for the good of the province
François Legault and the government of Quebec need to finally put petty language politics aside for the good of the province.
cultmtl.com
October 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
sixth sophithicated bithy lithening athemblage
Dynambient 6
October 4 2025 Leila - The Gamble Room rRoxymore - Bonded For Eternity Yungwebster - DISHEVELED Purelink - First Iota (feat. Angelina Nonaj) Mammo - Traversing a Raincloud Al Wootton - Armen Barker
soundcloud.com
October 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS:
SLUTTY TECH SUPPORT REP
SLUTTY SKELETON
SLUTTY TARGET LADY
SLUTTY GREMLIN
SLUTTY CASHIER
SLUTTY CIVIL WAR NURSE
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Israel’s ecocide in Gaza sends this message: even if we stopped dropping bombs, you couldn’t live here | George Monbiot
Israel’s ecocide in Gaza sends this message: even if we stopped dropping bombs, you couldn’t live here | George Monbiot
Consider the annihilation of agricultural land alongside the genocide – and grasp the chilling totality of this attempt to eliminate all life, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
September 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I know I harp on eugenics a lot, but if fascism is the political face of our current crisis, eugenics is its scientific/medical face. They're the heads and tails of the shitcoin.
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fantasticker.
🥦🧫 Microplastics have been found inside vegetable tissues for the first time. Researchers detected plastic particles in carrots, lettuce, and wheat—raising concerns about food safety and human exposure. 🚨🌍 #Microplastics #FoodSafety #Environment
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Plastics found inside vegetable tissues for the first time, raising new food safety concerns
Nanoplastics from plastic pollution can enter vegetables, raising new concerns about food safety, human health, and environmental impacts.
www.earth.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM