Patty K
@pattykrupchak.bsky.social
This is the girlest math I've ever seen
Trump: "We were losing hundreds of billions of dollars with China. Now we're essentially not doing business with China. Therefore, we're saving hundreds of billions of dollars. It's very simple."
May 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is the girlest math I've ever seen
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sorry can this wait? i have to look at ducks every 2 hours or i get cranky
April 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
sorry can this wait? i have to look at ducks every 2 hours or i get cranky
"Eucharist" is not in my auto-correct 🤔
April 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"Eucharist" is not in my auto-correct 🤔
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My parents are talking about trivia questions they’d get right and they’re just listing off facts they know
April 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My parents are talking about trivia questions they’d get right and they’re just listing off facts they know
I would die for this diva
April 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I would die for this diva
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[at mummy exhibit] i am easily more dehydrated than these idiots
March 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[at mummy exhibit] i am easily more dehydrated than these idiots
This isn't an important part of the Hegseth leak, but I think it's funny the government uses Signal. That's what I used to communicate with my weed dealer before it was legal
March 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This isn't an important part of the Hegseth leak, but I think it's funny the government uses Signal. That's what I used to communicate with my weed dealer before it was legal
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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They listen and they don’t judge
March 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
They listen and they don’t judge
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I log onto Bluesky daily to read what all the gifted kids have to say about current events
March 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I log onto Bluesky daily to read what all the gifted kids have to say about current events
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Recently got stoned and watched A Goofy Movie. Brought me to tears.
March 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Recently got stoned and watched A Goofy Movie. Brought me to tears.
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Mayor Eric Adams booed at Planet Hollywood reopening
Mayor Eric Adams booed at Planet Hollywood reopening
Now this whole "indictment" thing is getting serious: it's starting to mess with Hizzoner's nights on the town!
pagesix.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mayor Eric Adams booed at Planet Hollywood reopening
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With a little love, we can make this house invasion into a home invasion.
March 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
With a little love, we can make this house invasion into a home invasion.
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every award emilia perez loses i become more powerful
March 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
every award emilia perez loses i become more powerful
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today is a being mean to me blackout. nobody be mean to me all day
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
today is a being mean to me blackout. nobody be mean to me all day
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
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Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"
February 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"
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I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
February 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
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i act pretty tough for someone who regularly gets her feelings hurt by the cat
February 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i act pretty tough for someone who regularly gets her feelings hurt by the cat
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If you see something (horse while you’re driving) say something (“horse”)
February 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you see something (horse while you’re driving) say something (“horse”)
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If your wife says she wants chocolate and strawberries for Valentine’s Day, mixing Count Chocula and Frankenberry is not good enough. I know this now.
February 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If your wife says she wants chocolate and strawberries for Valentine’s Day, mixing Count Chocula and Frankenberry is not good enough. I know this now.
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I think about this moment quite often.
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think about this moment quite often.